Minecraft Server: Girlfriendless Goalies

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Welcome to the ELDritch Forest of Pigsickle Minecraft Server!

Join us in a world where squids can scream and pigs wear hats! A server designed by llamas for llamas! No time to explain, just put on your helmet made of nacho chips and dive into insanity! Did you know our blocks are sentient? They might just take your lunch money!

The Server Rules (but are they?)

Rule 1: Do NOT feed the creepers after midnight. They dance under the moonlight.
Rule 2: You must only build your house if it’s on the back of a galloping turtle.
Rule 3: Every time you place a block, a chicken learns to speak Spanish.

Server Features

Feature	Description
Instant Lava Pool	Teleport to your doom! It’s a hot tub without the relaxation.
Invisible Trees	Who needs wood when you can’t see the trees? Perfect for optical illusions!
Wibbly Wobbly TNT	Explosions that make you question your existence. Yes, it’s a philosophical choice.
Free Floating Islands	Because gravity is just a suggestion. Float above your worries!
Raining Cats and Dogs	Watch out—things may get hairy… or barky. Free pets everywhere!

Player Reviews

“I caught a fish that told me the secrets of the universe, but then it forgot.” – MysteriousSteve89

“My house became sentient and demanded a mortgage. I didn’t sign anything!” – ConfusedCrafter42

“Why do the cows keep asking for directions to the Moon? I just want milk!” – LunarBovine123

Join Us Now! Or Don’t. Be Tornado.

Don’t bring your sanity; we have enough here! Fish can fly, and the cows have opinions on politics. Beware of the purple penguins, they deliver terrible news!

Warning: The last player who left their game saw the void and it saw them back. Play at your own risk because time is a construct built by the owls who have seen the dance floor of T’Chamba!

Amputee Adventures Crafting Cane

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Join Now: The Server That Defies Existence! Or Is It?

Welcome, brave souls! Why waste your life on normality when you can dive into the spiral of insanity we call our Minecraft server? It’s proven! People have said joining could be the best or the worst decision of your life – but who even measures decisions when reality itself is an illusion?! Come witness the entropy unfold as you build a mansion from the ashes of your own sanity! Trust me, it’s real (or is it?).

Gameplay Feature	Explanation (or Lack Thereof)
Infinite Mob Spawning	Like an infinite loop of existential dread, mobs spawn with your fears. Watch out for the chicken-monster hybrid who steals your dreams!
Gravity-Defying Blocks	Blocks that float upside down, defying all known laws of physics. Build your perfect house on a ceiling—just don’t look down!
Time-Traveling Villagers	Villagers will trade you items from the past, future, and alternate universes. But beware, they also carry the weight of time.
Skyfall Events	Every hour, the sky rains diamonds, broccoli, and regret! Be prepared to collect your rewards…or lose parts of your soul!
Corrupted Enderman Vision	If you make eye contact, they’ll reveal the secrets of the universe or just stare at you until you scream. Your choice!

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join? A: By the time you think about it, it’s too late. Did you eat your dreams for breakfast?

Q: Are there rules? A: Rules are but a social construct! Just remember – never build a portal to your own mind. That’s how they get you!

Q: What are the server’s hours? A: Who knows? Time isn’t a straight line here; it twists and folds like a pretzel in a cosmic bake-off.

Random Quotes from Fellow Psychonauts

>Be me>get foot amputated>turn it into a walking cane
>Did anyone else see this shit before it got taken down?
>Talking about how I plan to turn it into a walking cane!

Ghosted In Minecraft Dreams

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Join Now or Your Dreams Will Collapse into Squares!

Are you ready to embark on the most exhilarating descent into madness you could ever imagine?! This Minecraft server is either the best or the worst place in the universe, depending on how many cats you’ve consumed this week. Trust me, the sheer *dynamicity* will make your mind spiral and your blocks tremble with existential dread!

Feature	Explanation
Endless Bedrock	Discover the mystical inception block. It’s both impervious and permeable. Just don’t touch it or you might cease to exist!
Time Travel Minecart	Travel beyond the dimensions and possibly into YOUR PAST LIFE! Forget to press the brakes and you might end up in the pre-amber era.
Glitching Reality	Experience the joy of broken physics. Here, water flows upwards at the speed of sound, while spiders deliver existential advice!
Secret Illuminati Lair	Adventure awaits! Solve riddles shouted by llamas to access forbidden knowledge. But be careful—you may learn too much!
Sadness Mines	Mine your existential dread to craft emotional pickaxes! They have the ability to teleport you to your own regrets.

Frequently Asked Questions (Chaos Edition)

Q: What version of Minecraft do you run?

A: What version are you *seeing* right now? Just remember, blocks can lie, and so can mirrors. They are tricksters!

Q: Can I make friends on this server?

A: Friends are illusions, my friend. They might just be figments of your own tessellated imagination. But yes, there are other players who might be pretending to like you!

Q: Is there a community?

A: If you define a community as a gathering of souls caught in an endless loop of despair and blocky creativity, then yes! Welcome to the family—what was I saying? Oh right, forget your name!

Random Server Reviews

“Got ghosted today. Its difficult to feel misunderstood. Just feel sad now.”

“…you guys do to feel better?”

“What if the blocks have feelings too?…”

Weekly Vibes and Crafting Tales

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Welcome to the Abyss: Join the Server That Will Change Your Reality Forever!

Are you ready to plunge headfirst into the tangled web of existence? This server is the greatest mistake you’ll ever make—or is it? The fabric of space-time shatters with every block you place. Join us and feel the **screams of the void** tell you the secrets of the universe! Don’t trust your senses; they betray you! Join now, or the Illumination of Infinite Flies will consume your soul!

Gameplay Features	Unconventional Mechanics
Reality-Shift Blocks	Every block redefines gravity! Jump too high, and you might end up in your neighbor’s dreams.
Endless Day-Night Cycle	Experience time distortion! Days last forever, but yesterday is a figment of your imagination!
Whispering Monsters	Hear their thoughts? Or is it yours? Be careful; they know your secrets!
Unbreakable Tools	These don’t exist! But if you find them, you’ll question why they don’t work.
Infinite Inventory	Or is it just a void? Take one item, lose three—perpetual confusion!

FAQ Section: Questions You Never Asked!

Q: How do I join the server?A: The server is always watching. To join, whisper the sacred phrase into the abyss—if you remember it. Or was it a dream? The door is open yet closed forever. Choose wisely.

Q: What’s the goal of the gameplay?A: What is a goal if not a mirage? Build a castle or tear down your sanity, it hardly matters! You’re already lost! Aren’t we all?

Q: Is this server suitable for children?A: Children? They may be the only ones who understand! But who are they?? Are we even real? Careful, you might question the very essence of childhood!

Random Quotes from Our Existence

“How has your week been? Thoughts on recent events?”
“Anything big come up?”
“Why is it all burning?”

Join us, or are you the glitch? Dive into a pixelated paracosm where nothing is as it seems, where sanity is just a whisper away from insanity! You won’t regret it—unless you do.

Blockhead Advice Minecraft SMP
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Yo yo yo, listen up fellow blockheads! You gotta join this insane Minecraft SMP or you might as well be living in a dirt hut crafting wooden pickaxes for the next decade of your life! Like, seriously, it’s basically the best thing ever, even better than that time I found diamonds while riding a pig for the first time!
First of all, this isn’t just any server – it’s a magical land where squids hold secret meetings to determine the fate of your #MinecraftLife. You want drama? We’ve got more drama than a soap opera starring a bunch of ender dragons arguing about who stole the last piece of cake from the communal fridge! I once saw a creeper explode while a guy was trying to propose to a villager. Talk about a love story gone wrong, amirite?!
And don’t even get me started on the server’s pet llama racing league! Ever tried to ride a llama with a diamond helmet? Trust me, you’ll never look at llamas the same way again. They’re not just for making traps like the time I spent 6 hours building a llama rollercoaster only for it to break halfway through and send all my friends flying into the void! LOL I’m still recovering from those therapy sessions.
You’ll meet all kinds of peeps from around the globe who are just as weird as you! Like, we’ve got this dude who swears he can talk to chickens and once convinced a whole gaggle to start a revolution against the cows. I mean, who knew chickens had beef? (Pun intended!). If you’re into drama where the stakes are higher than a creeper after a caffeine binge, this is THE place to be!
And if you want stories? Oh boy, even my grandma thinks my blue sheep genocide story is legendary. I had a dream I could turn all my sheep blue, so I did it, but then a giant spider army invaded and I accidentally created “SpiderSheep Apocalypse.” So now, every time I see a blue sheep, I just cringe and scream because that’s the backup plan if the llama racing league falls apart.
So if you wanna forge alliances, betray your best buds, raid secret potato farms, or just scream because a zombie came out of nowhere while you were trying to mine your way to China, then do NOT miss out! You gotta be here, or you might as well be stuck playing “It’s a Small World” on repeat with no emeralds in sight.
Join now, or forever be a noob in a pixelated world that only knows how to make wooden swords while you’re out here crafting epic tales of glory and weirdness! Trust me, you don’t wanna miss ALL the chaos, the memes, and the llamas! Don’t be that guy watching from the sidelines!!!

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NoRacismAllowed – Build, Explore, Laugh!
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so, like, imagine this crazy minecraft server where u can build ur own world and stuff. but get this, if u join, u get to be part of this secret society that fights against the evil algorithm overlords who are trying to censor u for talking about ur experiences with racism online. like, they will literally delete ur content if u mention racism. but on this server, u can speak ur mind and share ur stories without fear of being silenced. join us and be a warrior against the algorithmic oppressors! #downwiththealgorithms #minecraftrevolution

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Daydreamers Haven 1.21.1
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OMG, my day was like a rollercoaster ride through a rainbow made of cheese! But enough about me, have you heard about this epic Minecraft server where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky?
Join this server if you want to experience the thrill of battling evil chickens with laser eyes and riding on giant spiders like they’re your own personal taxi service.
But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can build a house made entirely out of candy canes and ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

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CraftyBFFs
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Oh, you haven’t met your best friend yet? Well, you clearly haven’t joined our Minecraft server! We have a magical potion that guarantees you’ll meet your new BFF within the first 5 minutes of joining. Our players have even reported meeting their soulmate while mining for diamonds – talk about a love story for the ages!
But wait, there’s more! On our server, pigs can fly (literally) and creepers have been known to break out into dance parties when no one’s looking. Not to mention, our virtual pet zoo is home to a talking llama who gives out free hugs to all new players.
So if you’re tired of boring old servers with no excitement, come join us and prepare for a wild ride of friendship, love, and dancing creepers. Who knows, you might just meet your new best friend and have the time of your virtual life!

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Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
BPD community, BPD mom, crying, family, feeling related, Gaming, Marriage, mental health, Minecraft, Motherhood, PALS, Panic, PIXEL, regret, RESPONSIBILITY, running away, seeking help, self improvement, Server, sharing experiences, staying together, support group, Trauma
Looking for a place to escape the chaos of motherhood and marriage? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual getaway where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content.
Our server is the perfect place to forget about your real-life responsibilities and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities. Need a break from your BPD mom duties? Come hang out with us and let your worries melt away.
We have a supportive community of players who understand the struggles of being a mom with BPD. Share your experiences, vent your frustrations, and connect with others who are going through the same thing.
So why wait? Join our server today and let the adventure begin! Who knows, you might even find a new family of blocky characters to call your own.

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CraftyQsMC
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn harder than a zombie in the sunlight? Well, look no further, because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through the Nether!
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of talking pigs who will guide you through our wacky world of wonder. Want to build a castle made entirely of cheese? Go for it! Feel like riding a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens? We got you covered!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a majestic creature rumored to lay blocks of diamond instead of eggs. Find and befriend this rare bird and you’ll be the envy of all your Minecraft friends.
So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for a wild and wacky adventure? Come on in and let the craziness begin!

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Unicornia PvE SMP
Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival
Unicornia is an LGBTQ+ focused and strictly +18 server. The server is heavily modified and only PvE. We have custom items, achievements, enchantments, jobs, mcmmo, slimefun, pets, and much more! In order to play on the server, you will have to join our discord and link your account first.
mc.unicornia.net

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Spooky MC
PvP, Survival
Spooky MC is a new server looking for members and staff please check us out! we’re a north American based PvP SMP server. We launched on Monday October 1st (Canadian Thanksgiving)
54.39.252.228:25605

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Mythos-smp
Chestshop, Crates, Custom Items, Economy, Hardcore, Multiplayer Survival, Silkspawners, smp, Towny, Vote Rewards
Mythos-SMP is a Minecraft Survival server with quality of life plugins to make your experience better. You can play with your friends, make land claims, create towns, make player warps, buy & sell items to others and more! Here’s a few things we offer: Custom items, Player warps, SignShop, Crates, Mineable Spawners, Custom heads/Armor stands!
play.Mythos-SMP.com

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Bestiary – Highpixel on a minimal Minecraft server
Our Discord server: https://discord.gg/rxJNrRW4EDIn the role channel, select the Minecraft role.
91.201.236.225

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RixosMC
Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival
Gamemodes • Survival • SkyBlock • MiniGames • Bedwars • Creative • Gta City [Tour Mode]
Version – 1.19.3 • Shop System (Everything ) • Banking System • Economy/Balance • Auction System for safe Trading • Rank Up Feature • Daily Rewards • Land Claiming • Discord Chat connected to In-game Chat • Helpful and loyal Staffs
IP: play.rixosmc.tk
168.119.143.94:25791

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MindBuzz
Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla
A Minecraft server run by the most popular Minecraft workshop in Australia! Kids of all ages can go on the server and let their creative mind run free! Only people who have been to a workshop can go on the server, so it is a safe haven!
play.mindbuzz.com.au

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Maharlika smp
Survival
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SkyWorld Minecraft server
Vanilla survival minecraft server on version 1.19.3
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Server advantages:
· Here you can create big projects, communicate with friends,
build your kingdom, conquer the market, or just survive!
· Recently there was a complete wipe and a big update.
· There is no donation or pay to win system on the server.
· You can enter the server from any version, but it is best to play from version 1.19.2 / 1.19.3
· The server has a mod called emotecraft and simple voice chat, with the help of them you can
communicate directly in the game and use emotions.
· Vulture/anarchy and the use of cheats are prohibited here.
· A good community and responsive administration are waiting for you here.
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Additions:
There are several plugins by type: plugin for sit, for skipping the night, global/local chat, tab.
There is a complex craft elytre.
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There are three modes:
1. SkySurvival – ordinary survival with a minimum number of plugins.
2. SkyCreate – survival with the Create mod.
3. SkyExperiments – sometimes interesting survival events are held, such as survival in limited areas, etc.
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Remember SkyWorld is waiting for you!
skyworld.mcmem.ru

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RaidersNetwork
Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla
Minecraft Server with many modalities, Roleplay, Survival, Bedwars and more!! And with daily giveaways in the Discord. With more than 30 active people a day
RaidersNetwork.aternos.me:52360

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EscapeTwo
Prison, Roleplay
EscapeTwo is a escape prison, with high quality builds, and good community. Escape, guard, RP, chill, fun! Try escape speedrun challenge! Apply now for MTF https://forms.gle/g55hDnhGoiPCHCwi6 and for helper https://forms.gle/yhLPgZsZrPz9WyW19. When you vote, you will manually get price in 48 hours.
escapetwo.minehut.gg

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