Blockyard SMP: Chill & Build Fun!

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The Blockyard SMP

Hey everyone!

Tired of the same old grind? Start fresh, meet new pals, and take down the dragon together. No more servers that die in weeks.

Welcome to The Blockyard! A chill Minecraft SMP where players can build, prank, and have fun like the good old days of Hermitcraft.

What We’re About

Vanilla Survival SMPNo wild mods, just classic fun with Simple Voice Chat, shops, and bases.
Stay Close, Build TogetherThis isn’t for lone wolves. We want a tight crew building in a shared space.
Tight-Knit CommunityJoin a small group of 6-12 players who hang out and make real friends.
Regular EventsJoin in on fun stuff like hardcore games, build battles, and community projects.

How to Join

We want to keep it friendly. If you’re keen:

Fill out a quick app in our Discord.
If you fit, you’ll get a “Trial Member” role.
After a week, we’ll vote on making you a full member.

Who We’re Looking For

Ages: 21+
Friendly folks who want to make pals.
All playstyles welcome: builders, explorers, pranksters, and more!
Content creators are cool, but just being nice is what matters.

Interested?

Join our Discord and apply here: https://discord.gg/thuVSMmmkB

Let’s build something awesome in The Blockyard SMP!

Hugging Clouds and Pixel Dreams

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Join The Server Where Reality Is A Lie And The Creepers Are Always Watching!

Welcome, dearest paladin of the pixelated apocalypse! You’ve stumbled upon the most exquisite Minecraft server known to humanity and the unspeakable horrors beyond! Here, time is a flat circle, and every block you place whispers secrets meant for the ears of the unworthy! Why would you not want to dive into this chaotic yet disappointingly unpredictable dimension where nothing makes sense but everything is absolutely perfect?

Feature	Description
Infinite Lava Rivers	Find joy in swimming! It’s like that dream where you’re naked but in a tuxedo!
Cursed Crafting Recipes	Combine obsidian with jellybeans to make a sandwich that summons rainbows!
Floating Mobs	Why walk when you can float? Especially the mobs! They’re just as confused as you are!
Pigmen Government	Vote for your pig overlord—elections every Tuesday, except on Wednesdays!
Phantom Sock Wars	Why are there socks? Why indeed! Gear up for the ultimate battle of the non-existent!

FAQ Section

Q: Is there a bedrock limit?A: Limits are for the weak! Feel free to dig as deep as your nightmares allow!

Q: What happens if I die?A: More like, what happens if you LIVE? Death is just a minor inconvenience, like a sneeze in a thunderstorm!

Q: Can I be admin?A: Admin? You ARE the admin! But only if the voices agree… or don’t. It’s very subjective.

Random Quotes

“Why does it feel so incredibly good to hug someone?” – Surely an emotional craft that can only be understood through the lens of a giant square!

“Are you on my side?” – A question as old as Minecraft itself, ponder it in a lava-filled cave!

“Does he even know how to animate?” – The slander against Steve runs deep, folks. He knows more than we’ll ever realize!

Crazy Crafters United

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Hey gamers! Welcome to /BIG/ Minecraft server! This server is all about finding, sharing, and discussing the biggest indie vtubers with 1000 viewers or more! No shilling your 999 CCV oshi here, we only want the big players with 4 views or higher! Check out our live /BIG/s, wordcloud creator, and our awesome logo! Join us for some crazy fun and let’s talk about the biggest indie vtubers out there! Don’t miss out on the ferrets and other useful threads! Come join the madness and let’s game together on /BIG/ Minecraft server!

Misfit Minecraft Server: Marry Me!

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Welcome to the Minecraft Server of Eternal Enchantment!

Where Blocks Speak and Unicorns Wear Socks!

Join Us in a World of Timeless Nonsense!

Ever wanted to mine bread? Or wrestle with pixelated spaghetti monsters? Well, strap on your prophylactic helmets because this server will unravel your sanity while knitting a quilt of confusion! Our cows can fly, and the clouds are actually made of mayonnaise. Join us, if you dare!

Features That Will Test Your Will to Exist!

Feature	Description
Infinite Lava Stairs	Climb forever into the depths of despair!
Possessed Fish	They’re very supportive; they might just follow you home!
Falling Trees of Doom	You won’t know whether you’re a lumberjack or lunch!
Creeper Uncles	Invite them to your BBQ and they’ll explode with joy (and caution)!
Sky Made of Gravity	Why walk when you can float upside-down?
Warriors of Laundry	Fight your dirty socks in epic quests for cleanliness!
Invisible Villagers	They can hear you, but you can’t hear… the goose?
Drunken Endermen	They might steal your blocks and your snacks, hold onto your goldfish!

Player Reviews That Never Happened:

“I tried to build a house, but now I live in a shoelace!”

“The jellybeans attacked my pet cactus; it was a dark day.”

“Every night I hear the carrots whispering Shakespeare. It’s hauntingly beautiful.”

“I don’t remember how I got here, but at least I’m not in prison!”

Warning: The Bananas Are Watching…

Join us, but remember, not all who enter return unscathed. The clocks might be out to get you, and the squids know too much. And whatever you do, DO NOT feed the llamas after midnight. You’ve been warned—trust the sentient toasters!

Crafting Un-Gifted Chaos

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The Gift of Chaos: Welcome to the Wedding Grudge Server!

Step right up, dear player, into a realm where nuptial disputes are the heartbeat of the land! Here in the Wedding Grudge Server, friendships are as delicate as Creeper hugs, and loyalty is a game for the Dreamers and the Doomers. Prepare yourself to dive into the swirling miasma of absurdity, where the battles of “who gives gifts” resonate through the cobblestone halls of conflict!

The Unwelcome Truth

What is the essence of this world? A secret pact that binds groomsmen and brides alike in a game of tit-for-tat chaos. Unravel the complex tapestry of social expectations and unspoken grievances that lead to dark alliances and fractured friendships! Here, the oath to give gifts is as slippery as a silverfish on a milk-soaked slab!

Do you dare to explore the web of these unsent invitations?

“They didn’t get us a gift.” So why should you? Match energy? Is this what the kids mean by “witchcraft”? Just you wait—plot lines thicker than pumpkin pie await!

Join Today and Experience:

Feature	Description
Groomsman Gambit	Engage in epic battles. If you’ve been a "groomsman without a gift," your sword grows stronger!
Bridal Battles	Fight for wedding supremacy in chaotic PvP modes; the victor decides who gets gifts!
Unforgiven Unions	Form secret alliances from backstabbed friendships. Who knew spite could be a crafting ingredient?
Cursed Registers	Craft items from unpurchased wedding gifts—you’ll find the essence of regret in every block!

Legendary Conspiracies

Unmade Gifts of the Damned

Whispers of unpurchased wedding gifts float through the air like bats in a twilight zone. They say the cursed altar combines the unfathomable grudge of unreciprocated kindness, bestowing eerie powers upon those bold enough to take a stand against gift-giving norms!

Rumor has it: The server was banned in seven parallel dimensions, all because someone dared to suggest gifts should be optional. What mysteries lurk beyond the veil?

FAQ: Haunting Questions Unasked

Q: Should I bring a gift to a wedding? A: Only if you enjoy sinister wedding curses and the potential for chaos!
Q: Can I opt out of gift-giving altogether? A: Only if you want to face the wrath of the Vengeful Bride. Good luck!

Unearthly Testimonials

“I found a diamond sword but it came with guilt. Best decision ever!” – Anonymous Grudge Wielder

“My groomsman is currently a rogue ghost haunting my every step. I consider it a fair trade.” – A Disgruntled Wedding Guest

Warning: Join at Your Own Risk!

The dungeon depths of social embarrassment and the labyrinthine passages of wedding etiquette await! This server might just reveal the skeletons in the bridal wardrobe and uncloak the horrors behind RSVP enigmas. Will you descend?

The Cult of Reciprocity

By joining, you’re not just signing in; you’re signing a metaphoric pact! Confirm your loyalty to the Great Gift Matchmaking Cult! Everyone is happening—except when they’re not. Here, every “thank you” is a double-edged sword!

Dare you enter this world of wedding grudge and chaotic networks? The in-game light flickers, a sign of mortals cavorting with grand ideas gone astray. Grab your diamond swords and questionable party favors; the battle for wedding supremacy has just begun!