FartlessFortress: No Sleep Breach!

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Welcome to the Fartocalypse: A Realm of Chaos and Aromatic Dread

Step right up! Welcome to a Minecraft server where social decrees are but a faded memory, and the pungent specter of flatulence reigns supreme! Are you ready to plunge into a world where beds are synonymous with confusion, and the soothing sound of farts lulls you into a false sense of security?

Introduction: Breach the Fabric of Reality

In this server, normality is an illusion—a whimsical façade covering the chaotic heart of an alternate universe where every block you break echoes the distressed whispers of a world torn asunder by the offensive symphony of bed-related emissions.

Uncover the horrors of a shared slumber space gone rogue! Here, your comfort will be challenged by the daring feats of flatulent acrobatics performed in the cozy void of bed sheets! As the sun sets, so does your hope for a peaceful night’s sleep, with each meteorite of odor swirling like a noxious storm cloud door!

Features: The Mortifying Mechanics of Fart Craft

Feature Name	Description	Level of Absurdity
Fart Fortifications	Build your bedroom defenses against noxious fumes. Special crafting items can aid in odor nullification (or enhance it, if you dare)!	High
Cover Collapse	Messy plumbing results in blockages that evolve; beware the stink tornadoes that trap the unsuspecting!	Legendary
Scented Stories	Craft odor-infused narratives that add a layer of olfactory horror to your gameplay. Connectivity is enhanced when sharing these with fellow players (nose plugs optional)!	Ethereal
Social Media Anxiety	Draw your characters into the cesspool of social media entropy, affecting relationships and gameplay. Engagement leads to real emotional repercussions!	Unsettling

Conspiracies Beneath the Covers

Beware the fumes that linger! This server was rumored to have been banned in 12 countries for inciting “gas-based discontent,” and yet here we thrive, nose-deep in chaos. Crescent moons and smelly gas clouds—foreshadowing divides between lovers gone astray.

Did you know? The Great Flatulence Crisis of 2022 was covered up by an elite society of bloggers doomed to remain eternally uncouchable unless carried by flatulent winds.

Testimonials Plucked from the Abyss

“I logged in, and suddenly… my dreams turned into nightmares of gingivitis! Why didn’t I pack a gas mask?” – GhostofFartyPants93
“He said, ‘It’s my bedroom too!’ But is oxygen really a right if it comes with a side of eternal suffering?” – LurkingInTheShadows

FAQ: A Puzzle Unslept

Q: Is it truly dangerous to sleep here? A: If you cannot distinguish between a horror game and your roommate’s digestive escapades… engage at your own risk.
Q: Can I control the aroma or summon farts at will? A: In this absurd reality, only those who truly believe in the majesty of bed gas can wield such power.

Dark Legends of the Server

Whispers carry tales of a mystical artifact known simply as "The Bean-Counter." Legends say that those who possess it can summon the mightiest of gaseous creations, overpowering the very essence of what it means to be asleep. Will you be the brave soul to unlock this otherworldly treasure and trap the horrid sounds in a box forever? Or will you become the next victim of Zombies of the Nocturnal Farting Horde?

Join the Bleak Adventure!

Dare you step into the Fartocalypse? Leave behind your notions of fresh air and enter a realm where the absurd dances merrily with the grotesque! Engage with fellow players in a twisted struggle against stench and solitude. But remember: not all who enter are guaranteed an escape from the depths of their own chamber of horrors.

Beware the covers, and may your sleep be chaotic! 🌌💨

Too Many Crafters ~Server~

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Welcome to the Infernal Glitchcraft Dimension!

Why are you here? Seriously, go away!

If you’re looking for *normal* Minecraft, you’ve entered the wrong black hole! Here, fish ride pigs, and rain is made of pancakes. Join us as we build ice castles on the surface of the sun, while also managing the local llama wrestling league!

Server Features (Or Not)

Feature Name	Description
Gravity-Defying Beds	Sleep in mid-air! But wake up upside down, probably in Australia.
Enderman Ballet Troupe	Watch soy-sipping Endermen pirouette through fog! Total nightmare material!
Golden Potato Farming	Grow potatoes that sing opera. Harvest is unfunny.
Friendly Creepers	Cuddle with them for a chance of explosive love! Not responsible for shrapnel.
Random Weather Anomalies	It might rain blocks or meteors or just existential dread…

Glitchy Player Testimonials

“The flowers talk back, and they don’t even know my name!”

“Why does my pickaxe have legs? It keeps running away!”

“One time I built a house in a tree, and now the tree is a cow.”

“I held a conversation with a pig, and he taught me algebra. Seriously.”

Warning—Enter if You Dare

There are whispers in the biome, shadows lurking behind the pixelated trees. If you hear your own name called in the blocky void, don’t answer! It’s a trap! Or is it a quest? Probably both, who knows! Remember, in space, nobody can hear you cough…

Come if you want chaos, stay if you need therapy!

DiaperDrama Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have zero tolerance for dirty diapers in the shared driveways! Join us for a wild adventure filled with drama and fines over baby waste.

Day 1 on our server: Politely ask your neighbors to remove the diaper, only to be met with denial and demands for proof. Can you solve the mystery of the rogue diaper?

Day 2: Send notices and reminders about the building’s rules, but still no action. Will you resort to issuing fines to maintain order in the virtual world?

Day 3: Engage in intense text exchanges with your neighbors about the diaper dilemma. Will you show emotional empathy or stick to the bylaws like a true Minecraft warrior?

Join us now and experience the thrill of setting boundaries, dealing with postpartum depression, and fighting for justice in the face of dirty diapers. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

SlashCraft: Where We Say ‘I’m Coming!’ in Both Rooms

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will have you laughing so hard you’ll spit out your diamond armor? Look no further than our server, where the only thing dirtier than the creeper explosions is the chat!

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious moments as we navigate through dungeons filled with chickens riding pigs and villagers trading emeralds for enchanted toilet paper.

Whether you’re building a castle fit for a king or trying to tame a wild llama named Larry, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and get ready to mine for gold and jokes in equal measure!

CarBlockerCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where parking drama is a thing of the past! Tired of dealing with neighbors who can’t park straight? Join our server and never worry about fitting your virtual car into a virtual garage again!

On our server, you can build the biggest, baddest garage you want without any pesky neighbors encroaching on your space. No more late-night texts or early morning calls about parking disputes – just pure, uninterrupted gaming fun!

And if you ever encounter a virtual neighbor who tries to park in your virtual garage, just send them a friendly message with a link to our virtual parking space survey. They’ll quickly realize that there’s no room for drama on our server!

So come join us and leave the real-life parking problems behind. Build, explore, and park your virtual car with ease on our Minecraft server – because here, there’s always enough space for everyone (even if they’re pregnant and can’t fit)!

EvictingEntitledTenantLOL

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Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is always brewing? Look no further than our server, where the house is split in half with two apartments on each side!

Join us and experience the thrill of dealing with problem tenants like the old woman who claims everything on the property as “hers”. Witness the epic battle over the shared laundry room, where the old man washes his clothes in the sink because the old woman hoards the space with her belongings.

But wait, there’s more! Enjoy the excitement of the “caretaker” saga, where the old woman refuses to acknowledge the true owners of the property and refers to them as mere caretakers. And don’t miss out on the epic gazebo showdown, where the old woman claims ownership of the furniture left behind by the previous owners and tries to dictate who can use it.

Join our server now and experience the wild world of property disputes, hoarding battles, and territorial disputes like never before! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

BroBro’s Bounce House Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with annoying siblings and their newlywed shenanigans! Tired of sharing your charger with your brother and his wife who think your skin care room is their personal suite? Join us and never worry about misplaced chargers or disrupted routines again!

Imagine a world where you can slam things in frustration without judgement, where oversleeping is a thing of the past, and where you can start your day early and be as productive as you want! Our server is a haven for those who value their personal space and sanity, where you can communicate your frustrations calmly and respectfully (or not, we won’t judge).

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to unwanted houseguests who eat all your food and leave without even saying goodbye properly. We promise you’ll never feel guilty for being relieved when they finally leave! Don’t be an AITA, be a part of our crazy Minecraft community where the only drama is the epic battles and adventures you’ll have in-game!

CommieCraft: Where we mine for potatoes instead of diamonds!

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Are you tired of the American dream of living in a big house with a white picket fence? Come join our Minecraft server where we celebrate the joys of apartment living! Our virtual ‘commie bloc’ in Eastern Europe is filled with quirky neighbors, shared laundry rooms, and endless opportunities for community bonding. Who needs a big backyard when you can have a communal courtyard where you can trade virtual potatoes with your neighbors? Plus, our server is so realistic, you’ll swear you can hear the sound of your upstairs neighbor practicing their tap dancing routine at 3 am. Embrace the joys of apartment living and join us today!

jmancurly Minecraft Server IP & How to Join

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Does jmancurly Have a Minecraft Server?

jmancurly is a popular YouTube creator known for his engaging Minecraft content, which has led many fans to wonder if he has a dedicated Minecraft server. Players are eager to join in on the fun and experience the gameplay that jmancurly showcases in his videos.

Current Server Status: No Official Server

As of now, jmancurly does not have an official Minecraft server. However, this doesn’t mean fans are left without options.

Speculating on Fan-Made Alternatives

While an official server is not available, several fan-created servers capture the spirit of jmancurly’s gameplay. These community-driven options often feature similar styles and can offer exciting experiences for players looking to connect through Minecraft.

Fan Servers: Look for servers inspired by jmancurly’s content to experience similar gameplay.
Minecraft Forums: Check fan forums where fellow players share their favorite servers.

Useful Next Steps

For those eager to dive into the Minecraft community, consider exploring the following resources:

Minecraft Official Server List: A great place to find active servers tailored to your interests.
YouTube Channels: Follow jmancurly for updates and community interactions that could lead to informal gatherings or events.

Stay tuned to jmancurly’s channels for any future announcements regarding a possible official Minecraft server!

Wild Hearts and Untamed Dreams

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Welcome to the Infinite Void of Blocky Madness!

Are you ready to plunge yourself into the tapestry of reality distorted beyond the veil? This isn’t just a server, it’s a portal to the 9th dimension where cats rule and time stands still! Here, every block you place whispers sweet nothings of existential dread. If you think this is just another plain old Minecraft server, then you are woefully mistaken! Join us or risk being forever trapped in a cubical nightmare of your own making. Trust me, you’ll thank your inner chaos for the experience!

Server Features That Will Twist Your Very Soul!

Feature	Description
Inverted Gravity	Walk on the ceiling, but watch out for falling clouds of spaghetti!
Undead Cactus Farmers	Sowing the seeds of fear while farming your nightmares!
Daylight Savings Timelock	Time only moves during odd hours on Tuesdays, reality checks not included.
Sentient Blocks	They will speak or scream, depending on your block-based intentions.
Vibrational Dimensions	Every jump sends you to a different reality where anything is possible, especially nothing!

Frequently Asked Questions (or are they?)

Q: What version of Minecraft is this server running? A: The one where you don’t need to ask! If you’re questioning the version, you’ve already lost the plot. Embrace the void!

Q: How can I join? A: Through the gateway only observable by those standing on one leg in a grocery store. Bring an apple—apples are the key to existence.

Q: Is there a discord? A: Discord is just a color on a palette that the real world forgot to paint. You don’t want to go there… or do you?

Random Reviews From the Abyss

“These women are irredeemably animalistic and only fetishize transactional and auto-pedophiliac dynamics. They think transactional dependency counts as true love because they are lower animals.”

“Reality is a mirage reflected off the bewildered eyes of cows singing moonlit operas!”

“Join if you dare, but know that sanity is just the first casualty of our pixelated realm.”

Crafty Canceller: Fiverr Fiasco

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Welcome to the Freelance Frenzy: An Upsell Utopia!

Dive into a pixelated carnival of chaos, where commissions spiral into a whirlpool of confusion and overpriced greyscale dreams! Here, you’re not just mining diamonds—oh no—you’re mining the very fabric of reality itself, unraveling threads of artistic ambition and the slippery world of freelancers! 🌪️💎

Forget What You Know, Embrace the Absurd!

Unravel the cosmic conspiracy of upsell tactics and enigmatic gig descriptions! Ever wondered why one gig wears a mask while another cackles maniacally in the shadows? Join us in traversing the hellscape of art commissions that twists and contorts your expectations—just like the frail sanity of our player base!

The Features of Absurdity

Feature	Description
🕵️ The Consultation Conundrum	Engage in “deep consultation” only to realize it leads to the void of confusion.
🔍 Red Flags Galore	Colored flags that signal impending doom—catch ‘em all!
🎢 The Upsell Slide	Plummet down the rabbit hole of additional costs like it’s a carnival ride!
⚖️ Metrics Mayhem	Watch as your every action games the fragile metrics of the universe!
💰 Budget Blues	A quaint reminder that artistic brilliance doesn’t come cheap—unless you dare to gamble!

Testimonials from the Bewildered:

"Gave it a shot. Found myself negotiating with a demon in disguise!" – A Player in Denial

"I paid in diamonds. I received riddles. What is real?" – Confused Survivor

"Lost my sanity but gained a good story. 10/10 recommend!" – Existential Thinker

But Why Join This Server?

Banned in 12 Countries (But We Can’t Say Why): The allure of the forbidden brings a sense of thrill! Mysterious whispers echo in the corners of internet forums about this server’s ignoble past.
Conspiracy Theories Running Wild: Did you know that freelancers are actually sentient blocks disguised as humans? Absurdity breeds knowledge—let’s dig deeper!
Secret Level: The Upsell Dungeon: Only the bravest dare enter the dark cavern where hefty fees await! Will you escape? Or will you be lost in an eternity of consultations?

Warnings from the Beyond:

Prepare yourself, dear Minecrafter! If the ideas of budgetary constraints and commissions have ever sent shivers down your spine, this is not merely a server—this is a portal to the unknown!

Frequently Asked Questions (That Answer Nothing):

Q: Is this server really as chaotic as it sounds? A: Only if you meet the minimum threshold of sanity required.
Q: Can I actually commission anything? A: Depends on whether you believe in alternate realities!
Q: What happens if I leave? A: That’s a question only the game’s code understands!

Join Us, If You Dare!

Step into the Freelance Frenzy, a place where commissions are nightmares and art is shrouded in a veil of impending absurdity! Channel your inner artist, face the quantum upsell, and prepare to lose yourself—if you think you can handle it!

🪓 May your blocks be ever in your favor, and remember: art is suffering, and that suffering is yours for the taking!

UkraineIntelCraft Server

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Angelazz Brookhaven Minecraft Server: Everything You Need to Know

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Does Angelazz Brookhaven Have a Minecraft Server?

Angelazz Brookhaven is a popular YouTube channel known for its engaging content centered around various games, including Minecraft. Fans of the channel are eager to connect with their community through a dedicated Minecraft server, leading to numerous inquiries about its availability.

Angelazz Brookhaven Minecraft Server: Current Status

As of now, Angelazz Brookhaven does not have an official Minecraft server. This has created a buzz among their fans, prompting speculation about potential fan-made alternatives or community-run servers that could encapsulate the spirit of their style.

Alternative Fan-Made Servers

Brookhaven Community Server: While not official, many fans have set up community servers that reflect the aesthetics and gameplay of the Brookhaven style. These often host similar themes and attract other fans looking for fun interactions.
Minecraft Roleplay Servers: Fans may also enjoy joining roleplay servers like "Lifeboat" or "Mineville" that offer engaging role-playing experiences similar to those showcased by Angelazz Brookhaven.

Useful Next Steps

While waiting for an official launch, fans can keep an eye on Angelazz Brookhaven’s social media channels for updates on any potential server plans. For more immediate options, consider checking the following resources:

Minecraft Server List for community-run servers.
Discord Communities catering to Minecraft fans and role-playing enthusiasts.

By engaging with these alternative platforms, fans can stay connected and immerse themselves in the world of Brookhaven-style gameplay.

Hellvival Nether Survival

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Overview

Discord	https://discord.gg/sT4AunA8RB
Website	https://hellvival.com
IP	play.hellvival.com
Supported Platforms	Minecraft Java and Bedrock

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is there a cost to play on Hellvival?	No, Hellvival is free to play.
How do I join Hellvival?	Simply connect to play.hellvival.com through either Minecraft Java or Bedrock.
What is the gameplay like on Hellvival?	Hellvival offers a unique Nether Survival experience where players must navigate through challenging terrain and lava-filled environments.
Are there any rules I should be aware of?	While playing on Hellvival, players are expected to respect others and follow the server rules to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all.
Can I team up with other players on Hellvival?	Yes, players are welcome to form alliances and work together in surviving the Nether challenges on Hellvival.

Melody Mine Jam Session

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Join Us or Else: The Most Profoundly Amazing / WORST / Minecraft Server You’ve Never Heard Of!

What if I told you that this server is the pinnacle of existence and also the gateway to oblivion? Critics rave it’s like flying through a goose’s eye while being serenaded by the tones of existential dread. Join now, or wonder endlessly why your life feels empty without blocky pixels of despair! The blue turtles are watching, and they require your Minecraft allegiance!

Feature	Detail
Infinite Waterfalls of Confusion	Every waterfall is a paradox: jump in, but forget how to swim!
Unbreakable Blocks of Madness	These blocks are just figments of your imagination. Or are they?
Cursed Crafting Recipes	Mix dirt with a feather to create a portal to your uncle’s basement!
Zombie Enlightenment Classes	Learn the art of being slow and dead. It’s surprisingly refreshing!
Endless Nightmares	Every night, your spawn point relocates to a different dimension of fear. Sweet dreams!
Mineral Illuminati	Only the chosen ones can mine diamonds, but they won’t be the ones who were chosen.

Question Everything FAQ

Q: Is this server friendly for new players?

A: Definitely! Unless you consider reality a friend, then you might feel abandoned by sanity.

Q: What mods are installed?

A: Mods? Oh, there are none. But the light may feel modulated through the eyes of every pig you slaughter!

Q: Can I play with my friends?

A: Friends? They left when they found out about the secret spaghetti dimension. You may never see them again… or they may already be in the server.

Random Fragments of Insanity

“If you’re able to share it via YouTube link, or Spotify that would be neat!”

“Share your music and I’ll rate it 1-10!~ :3”

“Why does the sun scream in the day when the moon whispers in silence?”

“The blocks are talking, make sure to keep your ears closed!”

"CrunchyChaos Minecraft Server"

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🌟 Welcome to the Squirrel Kingdom Minecraft Server! 🐿️

Discover The Secretive Dimensions of Blocky Absurdity!

Enter a realm where the chips are *always* crispy, and the pigs are plotting world domination! This isn’t just a server; it’s a TRIP THROUGH TIME, SPACE, and the void where logic goes to die!!! Don’t forget to bring your gooseberries!

🔮 Server Features that May or May Not Exist

Features	Why It Matters
Unicorn Spawning Ground	Good luck finding it! Spoiler: it’s probably just a rat.
Chips That Talk Back	They scream when you don’t eat them fast enough; it’s motivational!
No Scheduled Server Downtime	Because time is a social construct and so is reality.
Enderman Dance Party Every Tuesday	They really hate when you join; bring your own disco ball!
Infinite Water Source (But Only If You Sing)	Must be in tune or the sea creatures will cry.

🌌 Player Reviews: Are You Even Real?

“I traded my soul for a stick. Best decision ever!”

“Sometimes I confuse creepers with my ex. One is explosive, the other is invisible!”

“The lava is really *just* warm water when you squint.”

“Why are there ducks in my pocket?!”

Warning: Truly the Most Important Thing

Do NOT trust the swans. They caw secrets in the night that summon the ghost of your childhood dreams. Beware the whispering grass, for it knows where you’ve hidden the chocolate! 🌍🍫

🚨 Final Riddle of the Squirrel Seers:

🍀 If the pineapple sings a lullaby, and the moon mistakes it for cheese, what color is the scream of a forgotten thought? 🍀

Join us, we may or may not be watching…

Last Laughs in Blockland

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Welcome to the Ultimate Blocky Adventure!

Ever wanted to live your life as if you were in a blockbuster movie directed by a caffeinated squirrel? Here’s your chance! Join our Minecraft server where the philosophy of life is summed up in one outrageous quote: “I put the ‘fun’ in funeral!” 🌟

Why join our illustrious server, you ask? Let us count the ways:

Epic Quest for the Golden Pickaxe: Legend has it that the Golden Pickaxe can harness the power of all biomes! Some say it transforms you into an unstoppable mining machine, while others claim it makes you a professional cat herder in real life. Who wouldn’t want to dig out a path to legend while taming cat overlords?
The Great Zombie Impersonation Contests: Every Friday night, the undead rise for the ultimate talent showdown! Join our thrilling “Who Can Mumble Like a Zombie” contest and win exclusive titles like “Master of Grumble” or “Shuffler Extraordinaire.” Great for building character (and scaring your neighbors).
Stolen Cake Mystery: Last week, Steve found a cake mysteriously missing from the spawn point. Now it’s an unsolved case that requires every detective on the server! Join the detectives’ ranks and embark on a perilous journey filled with cupcakes of terror and suspicious villagers who might give you a riddle or a headache. Cake may or may not be involved.
An Epic Battle Against the Flying Cacti: If you think you’ve seen everything, wait until you witness the Great Cactus Uprising! Prepare to defend yourself against these prickly foes who have gained sentience and are challenging the very concept of gardening. Spoiler alert: YOU might become the “Cactus Whisperer!”
Endless Rave Parties in the Nether!: Dig deep enough, and you’ll uncover the underground rave scene filled with enchanted skeletons dropping beats rather than bows. Join us for some totally righteous parties where the DJ is a wither and the light show involves glittering fireballs. Warning: excessive dancing may lead to a sudden desire to craft “Glowstone Disco Boots!”
Quest for Infinite Beef: Yes, it’s a noble cause. Join our “Beefception Expedition,” where we travel through realms in search of the tastiest steaks. Discover the land of Moo-topia, where cows are revered as gods and their milk gives you superpowers (or at least a good excuse to eat more steaks without guilt).
Griefing-Free Zone?: Not quite! Join us if you want to redefine the concept of griefing. Join our “Strategic Chaos Team” where we invite you to unleash ridiculous pranks while everyone gets a good laugh — like placing a thousand doors in a single block!

So, if you’re looking for a server that will make your funeral quote read, “He/She always knew how to craft joy from blocks,” then what are you waiting for? Join us now, and throw your life into a whirlwind of blocky madness! 🌈💎

CraftyFreedom Minecraft Server

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u know why US on watchlist? cuz they too busy playin on this minecraft server! join us for the craziest adventures and wackiest builds u ever seen. we got pigs flyin, cows dancin, and creepers tellin jokes. u wanna be part of the madness? come join us now before the government shuts us down for bein too much fun! #minecraft4life #freedomtobuild