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Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 2910 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 20 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 18 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 35 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
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