shared lineage Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

AncestorCowCraft

Ancestor, AncestorCowCraft, animal kingdom, biological connection, biology, burger, common ancestry, cow, distant cousins, Evolution, evolutionary history, evolutionary relationship, Family tree, genetic connection, genetic similarity, genetics, mammalian relatives, Mammals, related, shared lineage, species

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8898
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Void Gems Collected:	20	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

lol come join this cray cray minecraft server where u can build ur own burger kingdom with ur cow ancestors! u can ride on flying pigs and battle evil chickens with laser eyes. we have a secret underground city made entirely of cheese where u can mine for diamonds while being serenaded by singing creepers. join now for a chance to win a pet llama that farts rainbows and grants u three wishes. don’t miss out on the most epic adventure of ur minecraft life!

AgentBlock007

#undercover mission, action, AgentBlock007, aston martin, British, classic, Conspicuous, DB5, Espionage, famous character, film, gadget, iconic, james bond, luxury car, Movie, revolving number plates, secret agent, silver, Spy, Thriller

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7148
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Void Gems Collected:	27	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

u want a minecraft server that is as crazy as james bond’s revolving number plates? well, look no further cuz this server is like driving a silver DB5 in the middle of a rainbow parade!

join us for the most epic adventures you can imagine, like riding llamas into battle against evil chickens or building a giant roller coaster that goes through a volcano!

we have the friendliest community of players who are always down for a good laugh and some epic pranks. plus, our moderators are like secret agents, always watching out for any creepers trying to ruin the fun.

so come on, join us and be a part of the most insane minecraft server you’ll ever experience! who needs a silver DB5 when you can have this much fun?!

PenisSizeGunOwnerCraft

body image, correlation, firearms, gun control, gun ownership, Insecurity, male psychology, Masculinity, mens health, mental health, penis size, PenisSizeGunOwnerCraft, personal satisfaction, research findings, self esteem, self-perception, societal norms, statistical analysis, survey results, toxic masculinity, weapon possession

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8556
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3591	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server, bro? lemme tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, man. we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the cha-cha.

you know what else? we got a secret underground bunker where all the creepers hang out and plot their next attack. but don’t worry, we got a team of ninja chickens ready to take them down.

oh, and get this, if you join our server, you automatically get a diamond sword that shoots lasers. yeah, you heard me right, LASER SWORDS.

plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you’ll unlock the power to turn into a dragon and breathe fire on all your enemies.

so what are you waiting for, dude? join our server now and become the ultimate minecraft warrior. trust me, you won’t regret it. oh, and studies show that men who are less dissatisfied with the size of their penises are more likely to own guns than other men. just sayin’.

Survival Legends: Where mining for diamonds is easier than finding a real job! 1.20.4 Economy AuraSkills AuctionHouse land-claims US/EU Based

1.20.4, Active, Auctionhouse, auraskills, Based, Community, Craft, diamonds, Discord, easier, Economy, Environment, Experience, finding, Friends, Fun, improve, Ip:, Job, Landclaims, Legends, Memories, Mining, Open, Play, player, real, Server, smp, Staff, supportive, Survival, USEU, ushering, Wonderful

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6194
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Crops Grown:	2860
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Gods Slained:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Survival Legends
Server Type	Survival-lite SMP
Core Aspect	Free 2 play with in-game economy
Community	Community of friends focused on fun and good memories
Staff	Active and supportive staff
IP	SurvivalLegends.serverminer.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/uTVX26nD9D

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Is the server free to play?

Yes, the server is free to play and all in-game items are obtainable within the built-in economy.

What type of server is Survival Legends?

Survival Legends is a Survival-lite SMP server focused on creating a fun and memorable experience for players.

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by connecting to the IP: SurvivalLegends.serverminer.com

Is there a Discord server for Survival Legends?

Yes, there is a Discord server for Survival Legends. You can join us at: https://discord.gg/uTVX26nD9D

Are there active staff members on the server?

Yes, Survival Legends has an active and supportive staff who work to ensure that players can enjoy the server to the fullest.

How can I contribute to improving the server?

You can provide feedback and suggestions to the staff members on the server or on the Discord server. Your input is valuable in helping us fine-tune and improve the server.

What can I expect when playing on Survival Legends?

You can expect a welcoming community, fun gameplay, and a supportive staff team who are dedicated to providing a great experience for all players.

Are there any rules I should be aware of on the server?

Yes, there are rules in place to ensure a positive and fair gaming environment for all players. You can find the rules posted on the server or on the Discord server.

Can I invite my friends to play on Survival Legends?

Yes, you are encouraged to invite your friends to join the server and be a part of the Survival Legends community.

CreepyCraft Minecraft Server

creepy, creepycraft, creepypasta, fear, Gaming, Help, Horror, internet, irrational fear, Mario, meme, mental health, Minecraft, online bullying, Online Community, Phobia, retard, Scared, Server, Therapy, trolling, TV screen, video games

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5474
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Magic Items Found:	4240	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Are you tired of boring old creepypastas scaring you? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing reaching out at you is a friendly blocky hand offering you diamonds! Forget about Mario creeping you out, on our server, he’s too busy mining for resources to bother you. Plus, our community is so hilarious, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget all about those silly creepypastas. So come join us and let’s mine and laugh our way to victory!

BaldCraft Minecraft Server – Where Short Chubby Men without Cars Thrive!

4/10 men, attractiveness, BaldCraft, balding, body image, cars, CHUBBY, Confidence, dating app, dating struggles, discrimination, Insecurity, Jealousy, Men, Minecraft, non-obese girlfriends, physical appearance, Poor, rejection, relationships, self esteem, Server, short, skinny fat, societal standards, Thrive

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3323
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even short, balding, chubby or skinny-fat 4/10 guys without cars can find love! Yes, you heard that right – our server is like a magical love potion for all the underdogs out there.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds in the depths of our virtual world, when suddenly, a non-obese 5/10 girlfriend appears out of nowhere and starts building a castle with you. Who needs a car when you have a Minecraft girlfriend, am I right?

Forget about dating apps, on our server, love is just a block away. So join now and witness the most epic love stories unfold in the pixelated world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might just find your soulmate while fighting off creepers and building epic structures. Love is in the air, and it smells like diamond ore.

MomMoveOutCraft

aita, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, de-escalation, family, guilt tripping, Helping, MomMoveOutCraft, moving out, newly weds, personal situation, personal space, relationships, rent free, Support, telling my mom it’s time to move out, Therapy, Tough Decisions, tough love

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1500
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Zombie Dances:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Dimension Hops:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Are you tired of feeling like you’re walking on eggshells in your own home? Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the guilt trips and drama of real life? Look no further!

Join our server for a wild adventure where you can build your dream home without worrying about unwanted guests overstaying their welcome. Our community is full of supportive players who understand the importance of personal space and boundaries.

Embark on quests, battle monsters, and explore new worlds without the fear of someone guilt tripping you into letting them stay rent-free. Our server is the perfect escape from real life drama, where you can focus on having fun and building epic creations.

So come join us and leave the guilt trips behind! Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? Join now and start building your dream world, guilt-free!

CreeperLoveCraft

amusing bedroom blunders, amusing intimacy tales, awkward sex, awkward sex moments, comedic bedroom blunders, comical bedroom incidents, CreeperLoveCraft, embarrassing moments, entertaining sex mishaps, funny bedroom mishaps, funny hookup stories, funny love making stories, funny sex anecdotes, funny sex stories, funny sexual experiences, hilarious experiences, humorous sex escapades, humorous sexual encounters, laughable sex moments, sex fails, silly sex mishaps

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8452
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious server out there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. From exploding pigs to dancing chickens, you never know what you’ll encounter next on our server.

But that’s not all! Our community is full of hilarious players who love to share their funniest sex stories while playing Minecraft. Who knew building blocks could lead to such wild conversations?

So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server around, join us today! Just be prepared for the unexpected – you never know what might happen next!

PipeDreamsMC – Minecraft server

Adventure, China, discovery, Exploration, hidden, Hiker, Hiking, Journey, landscape, Minecraft, Mystery, Nature, Outdoor, pipe, PipeDreamsMC, remote, Scenic, Server, Tallest, travel, Waterfall

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2601
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1031	Farms Harvested:	611
Dragon Eggs Found:	3455	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	4

LOL JOIN THIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIPES THAT FEED WATERFALLS TO CHINA! YEAH, A HIKER FOUND IT AND WAS LIKE “WOAH, THIS SERVER IS LIT!” COME BUILD YOUR OWN PIPE TO FEED WATERFALLS TO RANDOM PLACES! WHO KNOWS, MAYBE YOU’LL END UP FEEDING A WATERFALL TO THE MOON! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! JOIN NOW AND BECOME A WATERFALL FEEDING MASTER!

CraftyCeasefireFun

biden, Ceasefire, Conflict, CraftyCeasefireFun, Diplomacy, gaza, Hamas, international relations, Israel, mediation, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, negotiations, palestine, peace talks, Politics, Proposal, REJECTED, Truce, united states, violence

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3139
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	95	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Crops Grown:	1238
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Yo, you gotta join this server, man! It’s like a party in your brain but with blocks and stuff! We got pigs flying, cows doing the cha-cha, and creepers breakdancing! And get this, the Ender Dragon is actually a secret DJ spinning sick beats while you battle it!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground village where all the villagers are actually aliens from outer space! They’ll trade you diamonds for space rocks, it’s wild! And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” and “Parkour of Doom”!

Oh, and did I mention that every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant disco party with glowstone dance floors and fireworks shooting everywhere? It’s like a rave, but with zombies and skeletons joining in on the fun!

So come on, join us and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

PlantFarmersMC

#sustainability, CONSUME, deep thoughts, ecological balance, Environmental, Existential, expire, Farming, Hypothesis, life cycle, mulch, Nature, oxygen, Philosophical, PlantFarmersMC, Plants, pondering, speculation, symbiotic relationship, theory, Thought-provoking

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1295
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	16
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	135	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
New Chunks Explored:	300552	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

yo, so like, imagine this, right? what if plants are actually farming us, like, they’re just giving us oxygen so we can live and then when we die, we turn into mulch for them to eat? crazy, right?

well, that’s the kind of wild stuff you’ll experience on this minecraft server. we’ve got plants that talk to you, animals that dance, and lava that turns into chocolate milk. yeah, you heard me, chocolate milk lava.

if you join this server, you’ll be part of the most epic adventure of your life. you’ll fight dragons with rubber chickens, build castles out of marshmallows, and ride pigs into battle. it’s like a dream, but better, because it’s real.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join us on this insane minecraft server and let’s see if you can survive the craziness. who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the truth about plants farming us.