shared house responsibilities

🌟 a house built by my long lost grandpa that is not just a house, it’s a LABYRINTH of messy rooms with, like, hidden treasure chests filled with half-eaten cake and questionable bodily fluids🧙‍♂️💩

🐶 a dog that full-on runs the household! they got a throne made of bones and they’ll demand you to clean up after them, just like my fiancée does to my bro! so get ready for some canine CONFLICT!

💥 join epic battles between my fiancée and my brother over cleaning supplies! who knew a mop could be a weapon of mass destruction?? players get to vote on who has the worst cleaning skills (winner gets a secret potion that makes you smell like rainbows for a week 🌈)

🧙‍♂️ absolutely NO authority here! why listen to rules when you could break them? even the MODS are just my goofy friends in real life who have NO CLUE what they’re doing either!! LOLOL

🌌 you might witness drama where my brother is a total messy boi and my fiancée unleashes her inner clean freak with a magical broom that just flies around cleaning stuff up while screaming!!

🍰 also, bring ur grandma’s house recipe book because here we have spontaneous cake baking contests to keep the tension off the charts (PS i always win, no big deal)

🚪 wanna escape real-life drama? hop on this crazy train of chaos where you can tell your IRL problems to a bunch of GUYS IN DIAMOND ARMOR wielding chocolate swords 🍫⚔️

sooooo grab your pickaxe and join this madness now, where cleaning is optional but chaos is MANDATORY!! don’t be a noob – come play with us!!!✨