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Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 3628 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 10 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Wilderness Tamed: | 15 |
Villages Defended: | 11 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 15 |
WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY WHERE THE VILLAGERS THROW WILD PARTIES EVERY NIGHT. AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST STUMBLE UPON A CHEST FULL OF GOLDEN CARROTS.
ALSO, DID I MENTION OUR ENDER DRAGON IS A VEGETARIAN? YEAH, HE ONLY EATS TOFU AND KALE. SO IF YOU WANNA JOIN A SERVER THAT’S STRANGER THAN FICTION, COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US.
PLUS, WE HAVE A SQUAD OF SHEEP THAT CAN BEATBOX BETTER THAN ANY HUMAN. WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER!