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Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 3917 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 24 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 |
Buildings Constructed: | 50 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 18 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 19 | Ores Mined: | 6542 |
Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and befriend a talking chicken who gives out free diamonds. Our server is so exclusive that even Herobrine tried to join once and we kicked him out for not wearing a fancy enough cape.
So come on over and join us, unless you enjoy being poor and irrelevant. Only the coolest players are allowed on our server, and we promise you’ll have a blast exploring our crazy world filled with unicorns, rainbow sheep, and a giant statue of Steve made entirely out of emeralds. See you on the other side, peasant!