So why don’t any of you go to therapy? Because on our server, therapy is for losers and creepers are our therapists. Join now and let’s craft some happiness together!
Join our Minecraft server now! This server is so lit, even Steve himself can’t resist playing on it. We’ve got creepers doing the floss dance and zombies doing the moonwalk. Our diamondssparkle brighter than Elton John’s wardrobe and our ender dragons have been known to break out into opera solos.
But wait, there’s more! Our villagers have PhDs in redstone engineering and our witches brew the tastiest potion cocktails this side of the Nether. Join now and you might even catch a glimpse of Herobrine riding a pink llama while singing Justin Bieber songs.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the most epic and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!
Welcome to the most EPICMinecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret diamond mine that led to a hidden world filled with talkingllamas and dancing creepers. But that’s not all! Our server also has a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the clouds, where you can battle flying pigs with laser swords!
But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to participate in our weekly dragon races, where you can ride on the back of a fire-breathing dragon and compete against other players for the title of Dragon Master!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most INSANE Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
🤣 Welcome to our EPICMinecraft server where the only rule is to post the last pic you masturbated to! 😂 Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.
🔥 Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player posted a pic of a llama wearing sunglasses and it brought good luck to everyone on the server. True story! 🦙
🌈 Our community is like no other, filled with WACKY characters and endless possibilities. Who knows, you might even find your new best friend or arch-nemesis here!
🚀 So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Just remember, the only rule is to post the last pic you masturbated to! 😉 #BestServerEver
Welcome to the most EPICMinecraft server you’ll ever experience! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because we have everything you could ever dream of and more!
Join us and witness the LEGEND of Yarei unfold before your eyes. Who is Yarei, you ask? Only the most powerful Minecraft player to ever grace the digital world. Rumor has it that Yarei once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. Can you handle that level of AWESOMENESS?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to Chloe, Yarei’s arch-nemesis. Chloe is known for her incredible building skills and her ability to tame even the wildest of creepers. Will you join forces with Yarei or team up with Chloe? The choice is yours!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the EPIC adventure of a lifetime! Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft LEGEND!
📸 Check out this epic photo of me building a giant Nutella castle on our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to create your own delicious masterpieces and feast on virtual treats like never before. Who needs real food when you can have a pixelated Nutella feast with us? Don’t miss out on the sweetest server around! 🍫🏰 #MinecraftFoodies #NutellaNation
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further, because our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is like, “Whoa, calm down, guys.”
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, our owner’s doggo got poisoned by a witch (probably jealous of his diamond collar) and now we’re stuck with insane medical bills. So, by joining our server, you’re not just playing Minecraft, you’re saving a precious pup’s life. Plus, who knows, maybe the doggo will bless you with good luck in-game. Stranger things have happened in Minecraft, trust me.
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server, save a doggo, and let’s make this the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever been on. Oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples? Yeah, it’s that kind of party. See you in the game!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most insane place to play Minecraft!
Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, and build your own rollercoaster that takes you through a portal to a land of unicorns and rainbows!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity! See you there, if you dare… 😉🐔🥓🦄🕺💎🥕🤪
Are you tired of posting your cringy memes on boring old social media platforms? Join our Minecraft server where you can share your most embarrassing memes with a community of fellow meme enthusiasts!
Our server is filled with hilarious memes, crazy builds, and epic adventures. Want to build a giant statue of a meme? Go for it! Want to go on a quest to find the rarest meme item in the game? We’ve got you covered!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Meme King, who will grant you three wishes if you can make him laugh with your meme creations. Will you be the one to impress the Meme King and earn your place in meme history?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and start sharing your cringiest memes today! Who knows, you might just become the next meme sensation of the Minecraft world!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!
Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens! Our custom-made mini-games include “TNT Dodgeball” where you have to dodge exploding blocks while trying to score points. And don’t even get us started on our “Zombie Disco Party” where the undead dance the night away to dubstep music!
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the server with their llama trading market. Want to buy a diamond sword? Better have some llama bucks handy!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you get on the bad side of the llama mafia.
Orchid is a high performance vanilla Minecraft SMP with a strong welcoming community that you could join RN with no application needed. Orchid is a place to build massive projects, make friends and have fun.
We offer 16 chunk render distance, a nice discord community. Proximity chat and a plugin that allows players to import images as maps! There’s all kinds of fun shenanigans and future community projects to get up to!
We spent an unholy amount of money on a new fancy server so lag is a thing of the past, luckily the server runs entirely off of donations so there’s no need to worry about any pay to win in game purchases.
There is a great team of mods and amazing plugins so your stuff is safe from greifing and stealing and cheaters tend to get banned instantly.
There are also plenty of opportunities to contribute to the community by joining our social media team, doing art, or even helping with development or whatever you can do to contribute.
CandyLand is a “old school” factions server.
What do we have may you ask?
Well, heres a list!
-1.8-1.12.x
-Custom Plugins
-Custom Spawn
-Custom Crates
-Ultimate PVP
-Great community
-Great Staff
-Awesome donation perks!
-Old School factions
Hope to see you on!
~Broc_ (Owner)
Welcome to PlutoMC! We’re a fun and casual Minecraft Survival SMP server, with tons of amazing features! We support both Java and Bedrock editions, so everyone is welcome. Our community is extremely relaxed and friendly, so you’ll love to join it. We have a balanced economy, trading/marketplace, jobs, crates, fishing, and so much more. Come join the fun today! (Bedrock Port: 19132)
A small survival server hosted on Odroid device. It was created in 2015, contains many sites and buildings. We invite you to build together. Please do not destroy anything. 🙂
Come and play on a new faction server! Includes custom enchants, pvp, shops, and much more! We are always looking for new staff. We own the same plugin that CosmicPVP uses that !
We invite you to GORYLAND, a survival server with plugins, where you will have a great time, we have crates, active Staff ranks and other things, enter to discover them
Proxus Semi-Survival
We try to keep minecraft as close to survival as possible, But not limiting the functions of the game, for example our economy is based on diamonds, The only use of money is trading between players.
We also have a custom world- generator to make the game less boring while for example exploring the world. With a friendly community and lots of things even outside of minecraft, Making this the server you are looking for.
Join the RedstonePvP community! RedstonePvP is a customized Minecraft server with a challenging gameplay. We have friendly staff to help you out and to keep the server clean of cheaters. The stable player base is small but cozy. The server is running custom plugins that deliver the best experience, and is located in France to give EU players a smooth connection.