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  • Cheesy Dads: The Minecraft SMP

    Cheesy Dads: The Minecraft SMP

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    🌟🎮 Welcome, fellow block enthusiasts! You ready to join the most absolutely bonkers Minecraft SMP on the entire planet? Or should I say, the universe?? 🚀🌌

    First off, did you know that last Tuesday, our server’s admin accidentally summoned a giant chicken that laid diamond eggs? 🐔💎 But that’s not even the craziest part! We built a rollercoaster that goes to the Nether and back on accident, and now we have ghost riders! SPOOKY! 👻🎢

    Oh, and don’t even get me started on the great “Lost Sheep Conspiracy of 2022.” 🌈🐑 We lost a sheep and found a portal to another dimension where squids speak fluent English and jealously guard the secrets of the universe. Y’all wanna learn squid negotiatin’? You gotta join! Or maybe you wanna learn how to pet a phoenix? (Warning: They may light your house on fire! 🔥🏠)

    💥 But WAIT, there’s more! The trade route from the village to Spawn? It’s a NO MASK REQUIRED ZONE because the villagers have been so friendly, they’ve all agreed to throw a dance party every Friday at sundown! 💃🕺 I mean, who wouldn’t want to jam with pixelated villagers who throw rare enchanted carrots as their version of rave glowsticks?

    Just last week, we had an epic raid with an army of derpy llamas that somehow got tactical gear and took over the server’s throne room. So if you’ve got llama taming skills or just a desire to pet fuzzy chaos, this is YOUR place! 🦙⚔️

    And listen, here’s the kicker: there are rumors that if you place a sign in the End dimension saying “I’m a happy camper,” a Dragon Reader will show up and drop 1,000 gold nuggets because it’s apparently good luck. 😂🍀 I tried it and all I got was an Enderman asking for my deepest secrets; weird flex, but okay!

    Join us, and you can carve your own path, like that time I tried to build a cozy cottage and accidentally created a mud pit that turned into a Wacky Water Slide Resort! (It still hasn’t stop raining…HELP) 💦🏡

    So come! Join the ultimate Minecraft adventure filled with chickens, llamas in combat gear, spontaneous dance parties, and more conspiracies than the internet can handle. Who needs normal when you can have 100% certified lunacy?! 😜🎉

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • mastermines.ru Magic server Minecraft

    mastermines.ru Magic server Minecraft

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    Magic#1 contains popular magic mods such as ThaumCraft, ThaumicTinkerer, TwilightForest, Gravestone Mod and others. The server is designed for survival and exploration. That is why it includes three mods for generating dungeons and labyrinths of various types. At the spawn there are portals to the nether world, the edge and the twilight forest. The server also has MOB/PvP arenas and a mystical store.We are for fair play without dupes, without cheating, without griefing!

    mastermines.ru:34060

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • ChillWorld Minecraft server

    ChillWorld Minecraft server

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    Our server is an RP-Survival, in which each player, if desired, can build his own city and introduce his own rules (Within his city, of course), in which everyone can choose a president, create their own organizations and services. The server base is vanilla, survival without mods. In the future, we will develop our own RP texture pack.

    There are several ways to get to the server:

    Buy a penetration for the price of 500 Russian rubles. Earn the trust of the creators. Show your desire to get onto the server in any way you think is necessary

    81.176.176.105

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • ———– Greaf Land ———– Minecraft server

    ———– Greaf Land ———– Minecraft server

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    The owner of the server “———- Greaf Land ———–” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    griefland.gomc.fun

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  • ⭐ DIAMOND RESORTS 1.16.5 ⭐ Minecraft server

    ⭐ DIAMOND RESORTS 1.16.5 ⭐ Minecraft server

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    Diamond Resort Server is a unique gaming entertainment complex for Mineccraft game lovers of any age and gender!

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    ✅ PvP: Enabled

    ✅ Private

    ✅ Survival

    ✅ Honest and adequate administration 20+

    ✅ Mini-games

    ✅ Real estate

    ✅ Jobs and economy

    ✅No dishonest donation

    ===================================================== ================================On our game project, you can take part in games like Spliff and Splegg arena, build your own home and even rent it in some beautiful place, for example underwater! Or become a businessman and sell or rent out your plots! Diamond Resorts always welcomes players.

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    play.md-resorts.ru

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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