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Minecraft SMP: Make Keke Keke Ke!

cute, fashion, Gaaru, Harajuku, japanese, Kawaii, keke, KEKEKEKE, make, MAKEKEKEKEKE, MAKEMAKEMAKE, makeup, Minecraft, pop culture, smp, Style, trendy, TSUYOGARU, TSUYOGARU GAARU, TSUYOGARU GIRL

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9994
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	24	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Villages Defended:	15	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the only rule is to MAKE! MAKE! MAKE! MAKE! MAKEKEKEKEKE! Tsuyogaru Gaaru!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig while battling a herd of zombie chickens. True story. And that’s just a taste of the craziness you can expect on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our legendary annual potato sack race, where players race through a maze filled with explosive sheep and lava pits. The winner gets a crown made entirely of diamonds (Disclaimer: crown may or may not actually be made of diamonds).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! MAKE! MAKE! MAKE! MAKE! MAKEKEKEKEKE! Tsuyogaru Gaaru!

Blocky Knights Minecraft Server

@irene, #Odda, #Vendela, akg, Almond, Amiya Alt, arknights, Arknights General, blocky, cement, Civilight Eterna, hoederer, Humus, ines, Knights, Minecraft, paprika, Server, Stainless, thorns, Toddifons, Totter, VERDANT, Whisperain

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7078
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– We have a secret underground base where we host daily dance parties with the Endermen. Trust me, they’ve got some killer moves! – Our admin once rode a pig into battle against a horde of creepers and emerged victorious. Legend says the pig is now the ruler of the server. – We have a special event where players can challenge the Ender Dragon to a rap battle. If you win, you get a diamond-encrusted saddle for your pig! – Our server is haunted by the ghost of a skeleton who just wants to find his missing arm. Help him out and he might reward you with enchanted armor. – We have a hidden treasure chest filled with rare items guarded by a pack of mischievous wolves who only respond to players who can tell a good joke.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Bill’s Minecraft SMP Billionaire Club

1 billion dollars, billionaire, bills, budgeting, club, economic inequality, economic policy, financial freedom, Financial Stability, government spending, income, investing, long-term wealth, million dollars, Minecraft, MONEY, personal finance, retirement planning, saving money, smp, tax evasion, TAXES, universal healthcare, wealth, Wealth accumulation

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1623
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Potions Brewed:	82	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Farms Harvested:	573	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the riches flow like lava and the adventures never end!

Join us and you could be rolling in so much virtual cash, you’ll be swimming in diamond blocks like Scrooge McDuck. We’re talking 1 million dollars a month, for 84 years straight. You’ll be so rich, even the Ender Dragon will be jealous.

And forget about universal healthcare, who needs it when you’ve got all that sweet, sweet cash? Taxes? Pfft, not in our world. We’re too busy building epic rollercoasters and pranking each other with TNT traps to worry about boring old taxes.

So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your bank account, if you’re not careful). Who knows, you might just strike it rich and become the wealthiest player in all the land. Or at least have a good laugh trying.

Brain Damage Anon Minecraft Server

addiction, addicts, alcohol, Anon, Anons, Brain, brain damage, Damage, Drugs, human again, inspirational stories, long-term effects, lost humanity, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, overcoming addiction, Recovery, recovery journey, Rehabilitation, Server, substance abuse, Support, untreated mental health, vices

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9342
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Star Shards Collected:	297	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Votes:	4718

Are you tired of feeling like a zombie after being brainwashed by society and your own bad habits? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, for there is a Minecraft server out there that can help you regain your humanity! Join us and embark on a journey of self-discovery and pixelated redemption.

Our server is filled with wacky characters and insane challenges that will make you question your sanity (in a good way, of course). Build your own virtual rehab center and help other players overcome their virtual addictions. Who knew that breaking blocks could be so therapeutic?

So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s show the world that even the most pixelated of creatures can find their way back to humanity. Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players!

Cute Autistic Minecraft SMP Girl

affectionate, autistic, Caring, Compassionate, cute, Dedicated, emotional connection, girl, Life, love, Loyal, loyal partner, meaningful connection, Minecraft, neurodiversity, relationship, smp, special bond, special needs, supportive, Understanding, Unique

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1132
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server has the most adorable, dedicated, and slightly autistic girl you’ll ever meet! She’s like a unicorn in the Minecraft world – rare, magical, and always ready to build the most epic creations.

Join our server and witness the chaos as this girl takes on challenges with her unique perspective and unstoppable determination. From building pixel art of her favorite memes to creating intricate redstone contraptions that will blow your mind, she’s a force to be reckoned with.

But be warned, her cuteness and dedication are not to be underestimated. She may seem innocent, but she’s a master prankster and will stop at nothing to troll her fellow players. So if you’re looking for a server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and experience the wild ride that is playing with this one-of-a-kind Minecraft queen.

⭐⭐⭐TOPMINE🚀SURVIVAL🚀MINI-GAMES⭐⭐⭐ Minecraft server

2b2t, Amongus, Anarchy, Antispam, Arenas, Auto-mine, Bedwars, brawl stars, Cases, Casino, Cities, Clans, club, Falsebookic, Fishing, Floodprotect, fp help, Griefersky, homeless survival, hotb43fd help, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, Mini Games, Mob rocking, Murdermystery, Parkour, Pets, Shop, Skypvp, Skywars, Starter Kit, Survival, the hunger games, Uralpassport, Vampirism, Weddings

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3469
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Zombie Dances:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28

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⚡ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

⚡ Free donation: Get it from /free! Plus secret Easter eggs and hidden gifts.

⚡ Lag-free gameplay: Smooth gameplay on a powerful server.

⚡ Rewards for time: Receive bonuses for activity, with a rating of the best players.

⚡ Modes to choose from: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival, Homeless Survival.

⚡ Clans and arenas: Create a clan, fight for the top and capture arenas.

⚡ Entertainment: Parkour, Casino, Mob rocking, Fishing, Club, Weddings, Things of God.

⚡ No wipes: The world of donors is protected from wipes, save your achievements.

⚡ Filming with YouTubers and 5+ years of stable work.

⭐ TopMine is the perfect place for Minecraft players with unique modes and exciting activities. Come in and enjoy the thoughtful gameplay with your friends!

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TOPRL.MCMCMC.NET

Crafty Canvas Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3664
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Secret Passages Found:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for some wild and wacky adventures that will leave you laughing your blocky butt off.

Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible! We have custom mini-games that will have you on the edge of your seat (or minecart) as you compete against other players in epic challenges.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a thriving art community where you can show off your pixelated masterpieces and even request custom artwork from our talented players. Want a portrait of your Minecraft character riding a unicorn through a field of diamonds? Just ask and someone will make it happen!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the craziness begin! Who knows what kind of ridiculousness you’ll get up to next?

Todd The Lying Asshole in Minecraft SMP

Accountability, Asshole, Behavior, CHANGE, Cheating, Communication, Conflict, Deception, dishonesty, Effort, Frustration, lying.., Manipulation, Minecraft, personal growth, progress, relationships, self improvement, self-sabotage, smp, Todd, TOXIC, Trust

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6406
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Meteorites Collected:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	74
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	204	Buildings Constructed:	18
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP server if you want to witness Todd, the ultimate slacker, who refuses to make any progress or effort in the game. He’s too busy lying and cheating his way through the game, but hey, at least he’s entertaining to watch! Who knows what crazy schemes he’ll come up with next to avoid actually playing the game properly. It’s a wild ride on our server, so come join the chaos and see what kind of shenanigans Todd will get up to next!

Locked Cock Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5784
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Love Letters Sent:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t unlock your full potential? Well, fear not, because our server is here to set your cock free! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden within our server is a magical diamond sword that grants the wielder the power to turn into a giant block of cheese. Imagine the chaos that would ensue when you start smiting your enemies with cheesy goodness!

So come on, don’t keep your cock locked up any longer. Join our server and let the madness begin!

Minecraft SMP – /blox/ – Blocky Legend of Xylophones

#announcement, Anon’s Gun-Fu(n) Guide, black ops 6, blocky, blog posts, BLOX, call of duty, cod:g, Gunsmith, legend, Meta, Minecraft, Modes, new maps, Nuketown Edition, Online Gunsmith, patch notes, raven software, smp, Tactical Maps, Trello Boards, truegamedata, Updates, warzone, warzone meta, Weapon Builds, Xylophones

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	247
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	29	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Emeralds Found:	3296	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we have taken inspiration from Nuketown and turned it into a blocky paradise of chaos and mayhem!

Join us for epic battles, crazy builds, and outrageous adventures as we explore this explosive world.

With new maps, modes, and updates that will blow your mind (literally), you’ll never run out of things to do on our server.

We have weapon builds that will make your enemies quake in their pixelated boots, and an online gunsmith that will have you customizing your arsenal like never before.

And don’t forget to check out our Warzone Tactical Maps, where strategy is key and survival is a challenge.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself!