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| Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 759 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9474 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 |
| Towns Built: | 5 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 32 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 7 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 | Magic Crystals Found: | 5 |
Join our server if you’re fed up with sheep that refuse to be sheared and cows that have developed a taste for revenge. Our pigs have been taking flying lessons from Ender Dragons and our villagers have formed a secret society dedicated to hoarding emeralds.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to a rare breed of chickens that lay diamond eggs and creepers that moonwalk before exploding. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake (but beware of the sugar rush!).
So, if you’re ready for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in equal measure, join our server today! Who needs normal when you can have insanity?
