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| Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 2472 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
| Emeralds Found: | 3815 | Farms Harvested: | 991 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 15 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 |
Yo, you wanna join this cray cray Minecraft server where the only thing higher than the amphetamine use in Australia is the level of fun you’ll have? We got blocks for days and mobs that’ll make you question reality.
Join us and experience the thrill of building your own meth lab (just kidding, please don’t do that) and battling creepers while high on life (or maybe something else, we don’t judge).
With a community crazier than a kangaroo on a pogo stick, you’ll never have a dull moment on this server. So come on down and see why our player count is suspected to be much higher than the government survey says. Let’s get blocky, baby!
