Shandalar Microprose PC Game Minecraft Servers

CountryCraft: City Slickers Beware!

agriculture, close relationships, Close to nature, Community, country living, Farming, fresh air, hard work, Nature, outdoors, Peaceful, Quaint village, Rural life, self-sufficiency, simple living, slow pace, small town, Tight-Knit Community, traditional values, wildlife

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2968
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3622
Villages Defended:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ores Mined:	2617
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Farms Harvested:	184	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Are you tired of city slickers trampling all over your crops and mooing at your cows? Do you want a Minecraft server where you can be a true rural hero? Join us and show those city folks what real farming is all about!

On our server, you can ride a pig into battle, milk cows for experience points, and even harvest diamonds from the soil (because who needs boring old caves, am I right?). Our village is protected by a moat full of angry chickens and guarded by powerful scarecrows, so you’ll never have to worry about pesky creepers blowing up your hard work.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground network of tunnels where you can trade with gnomes for rare items, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal to a realm where pigs can fly and cows can dance. So why wait? Join us today and embrace the rural life in all its ridiculous glory!

EUROPE SUCKS

Budget, Cooking, Culinary, Europe, expensive, Food, Frustration, Gourmet, health, imported, indulgence, luxury, Mediterranean, olive oil, Outrageous, Overpriced, Prices, Quality, shopping, SUCKS, Taste

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5520
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	54
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Star Shards Collected:	161	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3901	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6

Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on expensive olive oil in Minecraft? Look no further, because on our server, we have an endless supply of olive oil for FREE! That’s right, no more breaking the bank just to cook up some fancy meals in-game. Join us and say goodbye to the olive oil struggle once and for all. Plus, rumor has it that our olive oil is enchanted with special powers that will make your crops grow faster and your animals produce more resources. Don’t miss out on this amazing opportunity, join our server now and start living that olive oil dream!

The Crafty Creepers Co.

#covert operations, agents, Conspiracy, Crafty, CREEPERS, Deception, hidden agenda., It was always our plan, Manipulation, manipulators, mastermind, mind games, Plot, random literature, scheming, secret plan, shuffle shuffle, Something happened, strategy, The grand scheme, twists and turns, wrote about

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5574
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	92	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Star Shards Collected:	91	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, something crazy is always going down! Picture this: one day, our team of secret agents decided to shake things up and create chaos in the Minecraft world. And guess what? It worked! Now, you can join in on the madness and be a part of the most epic adventure ever. So what are you waiting for? Join now and see what all the fuss is about! Just remember, it was always our plan… 😉🕵️‍♂️🔥

BrokenSMP

Adventure, alliances, Anarchy, Chaos, Civilization, Cunning, Fortresses, gameplay, landscape, Lawless, Minecraft, PvP, Raiding, Raids, STRONG, Survival, Trickster, ultimate playground, UNFORGIVING, WANDERER, WARLORD

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1867
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Ores Mined:	1721	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Love Letters Sent:	10

Welcome to Brokensmp, the ultimate playground of chaos in Minecraft. In this lawless realm, there are no rules, only pure anarchy reigns. Whether you’re a seasoned survivor or a daring newcomer, forge your path amidst the rubble of civilization. Build towering fortresses, orchestrate daring raids, and navigate treacherous alliances. Every block you place and every step you take shapes the ever-evolving landscape of Brokensmp. Will you rise as a feared warlord, a cunning trickster, or a solitary wanderer? The choice is yours in this unforgiving world where only the strongest and most cunning prevail.

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NijiEN’s Soggy Demise

Based, dead in the water, demise, destroy, dramaleeches, evil idol culture, forces, forces who want to destroy, Hit, hololive, homo cock, le evil idol culture, le unicorns, left flank, NijiEN, NijiEN is dead, NijiENs, Own, Phasecucks, right flank, Soggy, unicorns, Worship

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7217
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	64	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is under attack by evil forces who want to destroy Hololive and steal all the unicorns! Join us in the battle against dramaleeches and phasecucks who worship homo cock (yes, you read that right). Will you be the hero who saves the unicorns and defeats the evil idol culture? Join now and find out! Just remember, the fate of the unicorns is in your hands!

CraftyCreeperz – Where Noobs Become Pros!

Ability Tuning, API, Armor Tuning, ArmorPicker, Braytech, Buffs, CraftyCreeperz, Debuffs, destiny, dim, Dps, Gameplay Trailer, Guide, Gunsmith, Into the Light, Launch Trailer, Lightfall, Noobs, Patch 7.3.6.6, PressKits, Pros, Resources, season 23, Stats, TTK, twab, ViDoc, Weapon Tuning

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6732
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	449	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player accidentally destroyed a gun that was supposed to save the world. Instead of facing consequences, they were transported to our server where they must embark on a quest to find the legendary Gun Edition and set things right.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy updates and patch notes that will keep you on your toes. From armor tuning to ability tuning, we’ve got it all. And don’t even get me started on the gameplay trailer – it’s so epic, it’ll make you question reality.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in the most outrageous Minecraft server out there. Remember, you were supposed to destroy the gun, but now you must embrace the chaos and conquer it!

Pickaxe Peen Pals

body image, Communication, comparison, effective communication, emotional intelligence, emotional intimacy, feelings, healthy discussions, Honesty, mutual respect, Openness, partner’s insecurities, past relationships, personal boundaries, relationships, self esteem, sensitive topics, sexual compatibility, sexual experience, sexual preferences, Trust

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5099
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	New Chunks Explored:	566887
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Join our Minecraft server where we specialize in pixelated peen comparisons! Build a statue of your partner’s manhood and let the world see how it stacks up against your past conquests. Will your pixelated paramour be pleased with the results, or will you need to do some creative landscaping to make it look bigger? Join now for some hilarious and NSFW fun!

Doom MC

LifeSteal, Survival PVP Minigames Skyblock Factions Creative Roleplay Economy Vanilla Modded Pixelmon Bed Wars Hunger Games Towny Prison Parkour KitPvP Skywars Adventure Hardcore, Towny

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6254
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	192

Welcome to The DoomMC Server! Here, You can join a community and make many friends! Lifesteal is a bit changed and Launched!

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Mildew Roleplay: Where mushrooms are the true VIPs! Join us now for some fungal fun!

Active Staff, Character Options, Custom Recipes, Discord integration, FSit, Fun, Fungal, Gardener’s Dream, Grind Enchantments, Join, Ledger, Lore, Mildew, mushrooms, NO END, No mods, No Shield Delay, optifine, Other, resource pack, Roleplay, safe space, shulker shells, Spawn Animations, species, Squaremap, True, VIPS, zero tolerance

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	567
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Ores Mined:	2636
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Mildew RP Minecraft Server

Feature	Description
A Safe Space!	We have a zero tolerance policy for harassment of any kind.
A world You help shape!	Mildew is a world your character wakes up in one day, no clue on the how or the why. It is yours for the molding! You decide the story!
Squaremap!	No risk of getting lost!
Friendly and Active staff!	If there are any questions or issues, the staff members are quick to help in any way they can.
A variety of Character Options!	8 species with over a total of 50 sub-species between them!
No client-required Mods!	We do recommend having OptiFine or CIT Resewn or any other mod that allows you to see custom textures, but it is not a requirement.
Server-side mods:	Ledger, Discord Integration, FSit, Gardener’s Dream, Grind Enchantments, No Shield Delay, Spawn Animations, Fast Leaf Decay.
NO END	The End Dimension does not exist in this world. Custom recipes are available for End materials.

FAQ

1. Can I grief or harass other players on the server?

No, we have a zero tolerance policy for harassment of any kind. This also applies to the RP aspect of the server.

2. Are there any specific time period restrictions for builds?

No, your builds are not limited to any specific time period. Your imagination is your only limit!

3. Are there specific perks for each species?

Yes, all 8 species come with their own perk, such as Haste or Speed 2, which will be given to you upon joining the server.

4. Are there required client mods to play on the server?

We recommend having OptiFine or CIT Resewn for custom textures, but they are not required. There is a Resource Pack available for those interested.

5. Is the End Dimension accessible on the server?

No, the End Dimension does not exist in this world. Custom recipes have been implemented to obtain End materials.

6. How can I join the server?

Join the Discord at https://discord.gg/UyEgzaQr9j to get started!

Crafty Creepers

Crafty, CREEPERS, Decline, excessive DLC, focus on profit over player experience, gaming industry, homogenization, lack of challenge, lack of creativity, lack of innovation, lack of originality, lack of player choice, microtransactions, outdated graphics, overemphasis on graphics, poor storytelling, Quality, repetitive gameplay, rushed development, toxic communities, unoriginal ideas, video games

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7766
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Towns Built:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Villages Defended:	18
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Tired of boring old video games that make you yawn more than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti.

Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens? Or build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks while fending off a horde of zombie clowns? Look no further, because on our server, the possibilities are as endless as a buffet at a sumo wrestler convention.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that farts glitter and shoots fireballs made of pure awesomeness. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is guarded by a team of ninja pandas who will protect you from griefers and trolls with their mad martial arts skills.

So why settle for boring video games when you can join our Minecraft server and experience a world of wacky fun and epic adventures? Don’t miss out on the craziest gaming experience of your life – join us now and prepare for a wild ride!