Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel whole again? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you circumcised guys feeling a little insecure. Join us and let your creativity run wild as you build towering monuments to make up for what’s missing downstairs. Who needs foreskin when you have epic builds to show off? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so amazing, it can actually grow back your missing piece. So come join us and experience the ultimate transformation – both in-game and in real life!
Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server mascot, Sheila the Sheep.
Sheila was once a respected member of the Minecraft community, known for her impeccable wool and friendly demeanor. But one day, she decided to rebel against the status quo and dye herself neon pink. The other sheep were appalled and called her “a disgrace”, but Sheila didn’t care. She embraced her new look and became a symbol of individuality on our server.
Now, Sheila roams the server causing mischief and mayhem wherever she goes. She’s been known to lead players on wild goose chases, prank unsuspecting builders, and even start dance parties in the middle of the wilderness. Join our server and you just might have a chance to meet Sheila and join in on the chaos!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us! Just be prepared to embrace the madness and maybe even dye yourself neon pink in honor of Sheila. She’s a disgrace, but she’s our beloved mascot and we wouldn’t have it any other way.
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride like no other.
Picture this: Tomoko from Watamote gets transported into the Minecraft world and meets a mysterious dude who sweeps her off her feet. But wait, there’s a twist – he’s a creeper in disguise! Tomoko finds herself in a love triangle with the creeper and a zombie villager, leading to hilarious and chaotic adventures.
But that’s not all! Our server is filled with unexpected surprises, like finding a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of angry wolves or stumbling upon a hidden village of talking chickens. You never know what you’ll encounter next!
So why wait? Join our server now for a one-of-a-kind experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s part of the fun)!
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild anime adventure come to life! Join us for crazy antics, epic battles, and maybe even a little romance (in-game, of course). And don’t worry, you don’t have to be a lolicon to enjoy all the fun – just bring your sense of humor and get ready to laugh until your sides hurt. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the madness begin!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server offers a unique experience unlike any other.
Join us for our daily “Humiliation Ritual” where players are pitted against each other in ridiculous challenges that will leave you crying with laughter. From parkour races on invisible blocks to PvP battles with nothing but fish as weapons, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Army” where players must tame and train their own army of chickens to conquer the land. Imagine riding into battle on the back of a giant chicken, clucking your way to victory.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the insanity for yourself. Just be prepared to leave your dignity at the door.
Are you tired of feeling like a loser in real life? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and become the ultimate virtual warrior! No need to worry about not knowing how to drive or being a manchild, because in our world, you can be whoever you want to be!
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Are you tired of your former classmates clowning on you for playing Minecraft? Look no further, because our server is so epic that even the coolest kids in school will be begging to join! Join us and build the most outrageous creations, like a giant statue of your math teacher made entirely out of diamond blocks. Show those haters who’s boss by dominating in epic PvP battles and becoming the ruler of the server. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out here, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures you’ll stumble upon. So what are you waiting for? Join now and leave those former classmates in the dust!
Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have That’s someone’s daughter ffs as our motto! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
– Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it low in the club!
– Our diamond pickaxes are so sharp, they can cut through the drama faster than you can say “creeper, oh man!”
– The villagers in our server are so sassy, they make the Kardashians look like amateurs!
– Our PvP arena is so intense, it’s like a royal rumble with Ender Dragons!
So come join us on That’s someone’s daughter ffs Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of scandal. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky skeletons – they’re always up to no good!
Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own luxury bathroom complete with golden toilets and diamond bidets. Explore our vast world filled with enchanted toilet paper and magical plungers.
But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle the dreaded Diarrhea Dragon and collect its legendary toilet paper loot.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your poop dreams come true!
Welcome to our epicMinecraft server where the adventures are as wild as a filipino girl catching you jerking off on Omegle!
Join us for insane quests that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about those awkward moments. Our server is filled with unbelievablesurprises around every corner – just like the time that filipino girl caught you in the act!
But don’t worry, we won’t judge – we’ll just laugh and keep the fun going. So why live a boring life when you can join our hilarious Minecraft server and create memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next awkward encounter)?
– Start on your private island in the sky!
– Regenerate your island to your favorite biome.
– Build without hassles like monsters, hunger, and fall damage.
– Jump off your island to explore our wilderness world, which resets to a new seed every day.
– Take building materials, animals, pets, and even villagers back to your island.
– Use an elytra to soar among the islands and see what others are building.
– Invite others to visit your island, and if you choose, to build with you!
– Friendly, welcoming community of regular players.
– Special islands for PvP, trading, parkour, free-for-all building, and more!
Welcome to RebirthMC!Start your journey as a prisoner in our new space-themed OP Prison server, where you can explore the universe with a custom texture pack.Our server has plenty of interesting and custom features for you to explore, but here’s a brief introduction to a few:– Collect fragments while mining to craft armor sets with benefits.– Pets and pickaxe skins– Dungeons with aliens
And much more!Everything is planned to make the server as immersive and enjoyable as possible, while still fitting the vanilla aesthetics.
Our server is whitelisted since we are currently in the Beta stage!You can apply for Beta through our Discord group, or just join to be ready for the release.Discord: discord.gg/RebirthMC
[Mature 16+]Economy SMP with very active Owners. Whitelist through discord. Most members are mid to late 20s. Whitelist, Grief protection, chestshops, server shop with item sink. Please join through discord first!
PixelClouds is a new Minecraft Pixelmon server that was started in June of 2023. It is currently whitelisted and only open to testers. The server has friendly staff who listen to the community and offers creative, Poke and survival worlds. The server also has many other features like a graphical menu, dex rewards, minigames, a game corner, and so much more! Keep your eye on PixelClouds, as it will be worth the wait once it opens!
This is a server host by a kid and not good and just for fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!!!!!! minecraft 1.15.2
Hello, good afternoon, I present to you SalaCunaMcIt is a minecraft server that has just started, it is vanilla +What does this mean?What is Minecraft but Improved With plugins, these plugins improve the game with:New foodsNew mobsNew EnchantmentsStoresnew itemsJobsHost 24/7DO NOT ATERNALAnd what else are you waiting for?
In a colonial fantasy setting, players inhabit a long abandoned colony, founded initially by the Dunwater Trading Company. The possibilities in the revived colony are endless. Play as an exiled human merchant, missionary, or a spellcaster, a halfling, and more. The server is starting with a low amount of initial lore in order to pave the way for player generated stories.
Some Features of the Server Include…..
Flintlock and Colonial Era Guns
A diverse set of races and backstories for your character to be from
An ongoing storyline with events to attend
Plenty of plugins for crafting and decorating
Custom Texture Overlay Pack
The server will be opening on Friday, November 1st, 2019. Please join us at our website, and in our discord to receive the latest updates, and apply for a whitelist so you can participate in our opening day events.
Wizardonia is an up coming Minecraft server from Europe. Its an almost vanilla server with some cool plugins added. Our goal it to grow a truly wonderful community that is kind, kid-friendly and troll free. Join now and lets all play together and become friends while we build an awesome new world!
Welcome to minkarz, where players can work together, or start wars!
This is only a Survival server. Note: Sunflowers are currency since they look like coins. If you have sunflowers, name them “Coin”.