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Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 5745 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 6 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. Our server is so insane that the creepers have formed a union and are demanding better working conditions. Will you join them or fight against their explosive demands?
2. The villagers have all decided to become professional dancers and are hosting a dance-off competition every Saturday night. Can you bust a move and impress the judges?
3. The Ender Dragon has decided to retire and is looking for a replacement. Will you take up the challenge and become the new ruler of the End?
4. Our server is so chaotic that the chickens have started a rebellion against the cows. Who will you side with in this epic battle of the barnyard?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Just remember, there’s no homeland here, only endless possibilities for ridiculousness and fun!