so, there’s this dude, Evan Gershkovich, right? he’s a reporter for some fancy newspaper or whatever. but get this, he gets accused of espionage by a russian court. like, what even is that? the US is all like, “nah, bro, that’s a sham, don’t believe it.” but like, who knows what’s really going on, right?
anyway, back to the server. if you join, you’ll be part of the most epic adventure of your life. you’ll build castles, fight dragons, and maybe even uncover some crazy conspiracies along the way. plus, there’s like unlimited diamonds or something, so you’ll be ballin’ out of control.
so, what are you waiting for? come join the madness and see what all the hype is about. trust me, you won’t regret it. or maybe you will, who knows? it’s all part of the fun, right?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of chicken karate. Join forces with these feathered warriors and take on epic quests to uncover hidden treasures and defeat evil mobs.
So why put up with the scams of everyday life when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest fantasies? Come join us and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination!
| IP: | uneasyvanilla.com |
|---|---|
| Version: | 1.20.6 |
Welcome to UneasyVanilla, the vanilla Minecraft server you’re looking for. A server where you can unleash your creativity in a tight-knit, relaxed community. Our server offers a blend of anarchy and survival gameplay while still having some rules.
Here at UneasyVanilla we put an emphasis on authenticity. Staying true to Minecraft’s original vision. You’ll find a 4+ year old world where your and other players’ imaginations have no limits. Your first time spawning, you’ll be stuck in a maze of lavacasts, as spawn has been griefed completely. Once you escape it, you’ll be able to build bases and explore!
While we embrace a sense of lawlessness, we believe in maintaining an environment for everyone. Our rules are straightforward, ensuring that all players can enjoy their time without compromising the integrity of our server (performance). Our dedicated staff actively work to ensure fairness, swiftly banning cheaters and keeping operations running.
Join our community today. Experience the excitement of survival in a world where surprise encounters await you at every turn. Whether you’re seeking alliances, testing your skills or taking on massive building projects, UneasyVanilla is the place for you! Also join our community on Discord!
You can find us at https://www.uneasyvanilla.com/discord
Additionally feel free to explore our website at https://www.uneasyvanilla.com/ or the server wiki to discover more about our server.
Experience the opportunities awaiting you on our vanilla Minecraft server available at UneasyVanilla.com Join us now, you won’t regret it!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is griefing allowed on the server? | While we embrace a sense of anarchy, we do have some rules in place to protect the integrity of the server and the gameplay experience for all players. Griefing that goes beyond reasonable limits is not allowed. |
| Are there any plugins on the server? | We strive to maintain a vanilla experience on our server, but we do have some essential plugins for moderation and performance purposes. However, we keep the gameplay as close to vanilla as possible. |
| How can I join the server? | You can join by entering the IP “uneasyvanilla.com” in your Minecraft client. Make sure you are using the correct version to connect to our server. |
| Is PvP allowed on the server? | Yes, PvP is allowed on the server. However, we encourage players to engage in fair and friendly PvP encounters. Any form of excessive harassment or bullying will not be tolerated. |
But wait, there’s more! Meet Yukihana Lamy, the noble blue rep from a snowy land who will bring a touch of elegance to your Minecraft world. And let’s not forget about Shishiro Botan, the lazy white lion who may prefer lazing around, but will always come through with powerful heals when you need them the most.
Join us on this server for a crazy mix of music, acrobatics, nobility, and gaming addiction. Who knows what kind of shenanigans these characters will get up to next? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and be a part of the madness!
Join us and experience the thrill of waiting in line at the head office for passport renewals, just like our fearless player who embarks on a 4-hour journey to get it done in the nick of time. Will they make it before the deadline? Will they have to sell their above-ground pool to pay for it? The suspense is killing us!
But wait, there’s more! Witness the drama unfold as players argue over who should fill out passport applications and who should be responsible for getting photos signed. It’s a battle of wits and wills that will leave you on the edge of your seat.
So if you’re ready for a server that will test your patience, your relationships, and your sanity, join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos. Who needs dragons and dungeons when you have passport applications and photo signatures to conquer?
๐ฐ๏ธ Set your alarms and make sure to wake up on time, or face the wrath of our virtual father figure who will berate you for being late to our epic quests! โฐ Don’t forget your dog’s leashes or you’ll have to buy them in-game at our virtual pet store, just like this player had to do! ๐
๐ Get ready for some intense role-playing where you’ll have to apologize multiple times and disassociate from reality to survive the journey with our quirky community members! ๐คช Who needs therapy when you have our Minecraft server to help you navigate through family drama and absurd situations?
๐ฎ So come join us and experience the chaos, laughter, and unexpected moments that only our Minecraft server can provide! Who needs a boring morning drive when you can have a wild adventure with us instead? ๐
plus, we got this secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they’re planning to take over the world with their mind control powers, but don’t worry, we’re on it. join us and help us stop the alien invasion, dude.
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s totally safe, i swear. just make sure to bring some marshmallows for roasting while we ride through the lava.
so come on, join our server and be part of the craziest adventure you’ll ever experience in minecraft. trust me, it’s gonna be lit.
Storyfortune is a brand new survival experience based on the latest versions of Minecraft: Java Edition, with a focus on bringing players together unlike ever before while providing a top player experience!
Our server is a grief-free and safe area where anyone and everyone can come and play with others. We strive to provide a unique and engaging experience while maintaining the core survival gameplay.
We have player warps and shops, land claiming, marriage, an auction house and so much more! What are you waiting for?
IP: rdt.storyfortune.net Version: 1.20-1.21
Our Discord server: https://storyfortune.net/discord Our rules can be found at: https://storyfortune.net/rules
Server release trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZTDdLEcGy8
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| GriefPrevention | Easily protect your builds to make them grief-proof! |
| Chest Shops | Buy or sell any item you want from player Chest Shops! Easily create and manage them! |
| Auction House | List items on the auction house for others players to buy/bid on! |
| Player Warps | Set your own player warp, whether that be for a shop or an epic base you made, anyone on the server will be able to teleport! |
| /sit | Make yourself sit anywhere! |
| Marriage | Request to marry another player – meant to cater towards those who like to roleplay. Adds a small red heart next to your name when married with your partner’s name. |
| Toggle PvP | Toggle your PvP, or leave it disabled! |
| Head Merchant | Access over 50k+ custom decorative heads! |
| Quests | Complete quests to earn money with the option to pick easy or hard challenges! |
| Jobs | Join jobs to earn money and unlock various special features! |
| ChatGames | A fun way to earn a bit of money and interact with others in a friendly way! |
| mcMMO | Earn special abilities by leveling up 15 different skills! |
1. How do I join the server? You can join by using the IP address: rdt.storyfortune.net on Minecraft: Java Edition version 1.20-1.21.
2. Is the server grief-free? Yes, we have GriefPrevention to easily protect your builds from any griefing.
3. Can I create my own player warp? Yes, you can set your own player warp for others to teleport to.
4. Are there in-game marriages? Yes, you can request to marry another player on the server.
5. How can I earn money on the server? You can complete quests, join jobs, participate in ChatGames, and more to earn money.
Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself can’t resist joining in on the fun.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden portal on our server, you’ll be transported to a land where all your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Want to ride a llama into battle? Done. Want to build a house made entirely of cake? You got it.
So why settle for mediocrity when you can join the most epic, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft server of all time? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave.