Shallow MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Settle4Blocks

self improvement, societal standards, San Diego, Settle4Blocks, Settling

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to find your perfect match like Banana Man did at Starbucks! Our server is filled with wholesome and nerdy players who love cooking, reading, and playing video games just like you. Who needs Tinder when you can find love in the world of Minecraft?

Banana Man thought he found his soulmate on our server, but ended up ghosting her because she was a “6-7” in his eyes. Don’t be like Banana Man, give everyone a chance to show their true potential, even if they’re 140lbs. Love knows no weight limit on our server!

So come join us and maybe you’ll find your player two, or at least a good friend to build pixelated castles with. Don’t let superficial standards get in the way of true happiness in the world of Minecraft. See you on the server, where love is just a /tp away!

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BlockyBreakups

turn-offs, Breakups, quirky, DATING, superficial

Are you tired of dating players who don’t know how to craft a diamond sword? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is full of skilled crafters who know their way around a crafting table! Join us and find your perfect crafting partner today!

One player joined our server and found out their date didn’t know how to make a bed in Minecraft. Can you believe it? Needless to say, they broke up immediately and found love on our server with someone who could build a mansion in no time!

Don’t waste your time dating someone who doesn’t know the difference between redstone and lapis lazuli. Join our server and find love with someone who can build you a castle fit for a queen (or king)!

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ShallowBitchCraft Minecraft Server

Fake, love life, Support, Shallow, ShallowBitchCraft

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions between OP and her friend.

Looking for a server where friendships are tested and insults are thrown like snowballs in a snow biome? Look no further! Witness the epic showdown between OP’s boyfriend and her friend, as they battle it out in a war of words over his appearance. Will OP choose love or friendship? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of standing up for what you believe in, even if it means calling out your bestie for being a total meanie. Watch as OP unleashes a fiery tirade, burning bridges faster than a lava flow in the Nether. Will their friendship survive the heat, or will it crumble like a sandcastle in a desert?

So why wait? Join our server now and be part of the craziest love triangle Minecraft has ever seen. Who needs diamonds when you have drama, am I right? See you in the game, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your friend’s questionable taste in men)!

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SisNotFave Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, MONEY, unexpected, Communication, Maturity

Are you tired of family drama and friends calling you selfish? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world craziness! Build your own fortune and make your own rules in our virtual world.

On our server, you can create your own will and leave your virtual riches to whoever you want – even if it’s your pet pig or favorite block. No judgment here!

Forget about real-life conflicts and enjoy the freedom to do whatever you want. Plus, we have a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the game that only the truest of gamers can find.

Join now and leave all the drama behind – because in our Minecraft world, the only thing that matters is having fun and building epic creations!

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5D Praise, 1D Shade

dimensionality, insult, Simplicity, shade, positivity

join dis epic minecraft server where we take u on a journey from one-dimensional to five-dimensional REAL QUICK. u start off as a noob in a boring world, but then BAM u level up and suddenly u in a whole new dimension where everything is LIT.

we got dragons flying around, unicorns pooping rainbows, and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. u can build a house out of diamonds, ride a llama into battle, and even have a pet zombie named Bob who tells dad jokes.

but wait, there’s more! we have secret portals that take u to alternate universes where pigs can fly and cows can do the moonwalk. u can battle evil witches, team up with friendly aliens, and even challenge the ender dragon to a dance-off.

so come join us on dis wild ride from one-dimensional to five-dimensional, where the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). let’s get this party started, y’all!

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ImpressiveButNot Minecraft Server

self-absorbed, superficial, Vain, ImpressiveButNot, pretentious

Join our Minecraft server and impress your friends with your ability to ride a pig while juggling diamonds and singing the entire Minecraft soundtrack backwards! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself wants to join just to see what all the hype is about. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure on our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a real-life Ender Dragon. So why wait? Join now and become a Minecraft legend in your own mind!

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NoUglyBlocksAllowed

compatibility, height, DATING, Appearance, physical feature

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your blocky prayers!

Join us if you’re sick of servers that don’t have enough cows. Our server is overflowing with cows, like seriously, they’re everywhere. Need some milk? Just look around, you’ll probably step on one.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to build a house on a floating island made entirely of cheese? Well, on our server, that dream can become a reality. Just watch out for the cheese-loving dragons that might try to steal your snack-tastic abode.

And if you’re a fan of lava-filled swimming pools and diamond-encrusted pickaxes, then you’ll feel right at home here. Our server is like a Minecraft player’s paradise, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wild and wacky world of Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe steer clear).

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HateBlock Minecraft Server

DISRESPECTFUL, Minecraft, Shallow, Arrogant, Rude

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us if you want to be surrounded by players who dislike anyone who doesn’t wear a pumpkin on their head at all times. That’s right, if you’re not rocking a pumpkin helmet, you’re outta here!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the server behind the scenes. They may look cute and fluffy, but don’t be fooled, they’re the true masterminds pulling the strings.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you. Just remember, don’t forget your pumpkin helmet!

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Crafty Cheater’s Paradise: Where Blocks and Betrayal Collide

confusion, advice, doubt, sexual satisfaction, blocks

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as big as your ego? Look no further than our server, where size really does matter! Join us and prove to everyone that you’re the biggest player around.

Our server is so big, it can make even the smallest players feel inadequate. But don’t worry, we accept players of all sizes and shapes. Whether you’re a giant or a tiny pixel, you’ll fit right in.

And if you’re looking for a girlfriend who appreciates your size, look no further. Our players are known for their love of big builds and even bigger personalities. Who knows, you might just find the one who thinks you’re the biggest player of them all.

So come join us on our server, where size matters and everyone is welcome. Just make sure to bring your biggest block-building skills and your even bigger sense of humor. Let’s make Minecraft great again!

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Patriotic Pixel Pals Minecraft Server: Where we bleed Red, White, and Green…and pixels!

Shallow, pixels, beautiful flag, love, guard

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where our flag has been through more drama than a reality TV show! Our flag is the mother of the Aryan race and is as stable and strong as a god (literally, it once bench-pressed a mountain).

Our Beautiful Lion and The Sun are not just decorations, they are legit guards of the server. They’ve seen some stuff during the Time of the War, let me tell ya. This isn’t just a little story, it’s a saga of epic proportions.

Join our server and be a part of the Aryan race’s legacy. Our strength is unmatched, and we will stand firm like the sun until the end of time. If you respect Iran, you’ll have love in your heart for the nation. But if you don’t, well, let’s just say things might get a little shallow for you.

So come on over and join us for some Minecraft fun, where our flag is more than just a flag, it’s a symbol of power and resilience. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server with a lion that can roar louder than a creeper explosion?

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