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AdoptedAndUnbothered

Adopted, AdoptedAndUnbothered, clap back, crossed the line, daddy in jail, DAUGHTER, disagreement, friend group, norwegian, parents, picking on, selfie, shallow female, Siblings, social media, Sudanese, teasing, thick skin, upbringing, white collar crime, white couple

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7538
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Astral Projections Made:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Are you tired of dealing with annoying people like Sam in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can build your dream world without any pesky humans bothering you!

On our server, you can create a virtual paradise where nobody can quiz you about your family or make snarky comments. Plus, if anyone tries to pick on you, you can just build a giant wall around them and trap them forever (just kidding…or are we?).

Join now and escape the drama of the real world! Build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content without any judgment or annoying comments. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual bestie who will always have your back, unlike Sam. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and leave the real world behind!

KidCutsNoMore

Barber, barbering techniques, child haircut, child’s rights, CLIPPERS, comfort, consent, discipline, emotional, Father, KidCutsNoMore, Moisturize, parenting, professional ethics, punishment, Razor, refusal, scalp care, Trauma, walk in

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1653
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to give you a “punishment” haircut like the poor kid in this story! Our barbers are all trained in the art of pixelated hair cutting, so you can trust us to give you a stylish new ‘do without any tears or fears.

Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of mining for diamonds while getting a virtual haircut at the same time! Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a rare block that can transform your character’s hair into a fabulous rainbow color.

And don’t worry, we won’t force you to go bald unless you specifically ask for it. Unlike some parents out there, we believe in letting our players express themselves freely in the world of Minecraft. So come join us for a fun and hair-raising adventure like no other!

CraftyCash Minecraft Server

budgeting, CraftyCash, debt management, Financial Advice, financial choices, financial decisions, financial education, Financial goals, financial lessons, financial literacy, financial mistakes, Financial Planning, financial regrets, Financial Success, investing, long-term financial planning., Minecraft, money management, money mistakes, personal finance, saving money, Server, worst financial decision

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7916
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	12

Have you ever spent all your diamonds on a pig saddle, only to have the pig run off a cliff and explode into a million pieces? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can make even worse financial decisions and still come out on top! Join us and experience the thrill of buying useless items from shady villagers, only to have them mysteriously disappear the next day. It’s like playing the stock market, but with more creepers! So come on down and see if you can bankrupt yourself in the most ridiculous ways possible. Who needs diamonds when you have the satisfaction of knowing you wasted them all on a giant statue of a chicken? Join now and start making terrible financial decisions today!

PunishCraft: Crime Edition

crime, crimes, criminal behavior, criminal justice, criminal justice reform, criminal penalties, Edition, harsher punishment, justice system, law enforcement, Legal System, lesser punishment, non-violent crimes, prison reform, PunishCraft, punishment, punishment severity, recidivism, reddit, Rehabilitation, sentencing, social justice, Violent crimes

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4711
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	28	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Secret Passages Found:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Void Gems Collected:	35

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only crime is stealing someone’s diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a whole new level of crime and punishment!

Join us if you want to see players get banished to the Nether for griefing, forced to mine obsidian with their bare hands for stealing, or even sentenced to a life of farming carrots for building ugly structures.

But don’t worry, not all crimes are treated equally on our server. Forget about getting a slap on the wrist for stealing a few blocks of wood, here you might just get a pat on the back and a free diamond sword for your efforts.

So come on down to our crazy Minecraft server where the crimes are wild and the punishments are even wilder. Who knows, you might just end up being the ruler of the server for pulling off the most epic heist of all time!

Zelenskyy’s Missile Mayhem Minecraft Server

Armed Forces, Conflict Resolution, Defense, defense industry, defense strategy, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, MAYHEM, military capability, military strength, Minecraft, Missile, missile defense system, missile development, missile technology, Missiles, national security, peace negotiations, political leadership, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Ukraine, zelenskyy, Zelenskyys

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5147
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Farms Harvested:	491
Alien Abductions:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Votes:	6226
Buildings Constructed:	36	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Gods Slained:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can launch ur own missiles like a boss? well guess what, this server is the place to be! we got zelenskyy himself approving the use of missiles in the game, so u know it’s gonna be lit af. join now and blow up ur enemies in style, cuz why not? #missilemadness #minecraftmayhem

CraftyUkrGeneral

Armed Forces, battle, Conflict, CraftyUkrGeneral, Defense, determination, eastern europe, general, Geopolitics, leadership, Military, opposition, perseverance, resilience, russia, strategy, strength, triumph, Ukraine, Unity, Victory

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8394
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

so like, ukraine’s top general was all like “i know we will win – and how” and i was like WHAAAT?! turns out he was talkin bout this EPIC minecraft server where they turned the tables against russia or somethin. like, imagine fightin off creepers and zombies while also takin down a whole army, that’s some next level stuff man. join this server for the ultimate battle experience and show russia who’s boss in the minecraft world. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro!

IronToothedDragons

animal, biology, evolutionary adaptation, iron-coated teeth, IronToothedDragons, Komodo dragons, natural defense, razor sharp, reptiles, reptilian features, scientific research, scientists, serrated edges, teeth coating, tooth durability, tooth enamel, tooth evolution, tooth structure, unique discovery, wear resistant, wildlife

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3778
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	49	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Void Gems Collected:	36	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Crops Grown:	3624	Players Killed by Monsters:	1742
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8

OMG, u gotta join dis server, cuz we got komodo dragons with IRON teeth! like, wut even?! dey got dis special coating dat makes dem teeth all sharp and stuff, like a freakin sword. it’s like dey been playin Minecraft in real life or sumthin. u gotta see it to believe it, man. join now and witness da craziness for yourself! #ironfangs #minecraftmadness

SpoiledSociety Minecraft Server

American women, celebration, cultural expectations, demonizing, discrimination, double standards, empowerment, equality, feminism, gender dynamics, gender inequality, Gender Roles, Men, Minecraft, patriarchy, Server, sexism, social norms, societal pressure, society, spoiled, SpoiledSociety, Stereotypes

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2855
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Love Letters Sent:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

Tired of American women getting all the attention while their men are being thrown under the bus? Join our Minecraft server where the roles are reversed! Here, men are treated like kings while the women are the ones fighting for equality. Build your own kingdom, slay dragons, and show those ladies who’s boss in this wacky world where gender norms are flipped upside down. So come on, join us and experience a truly unique gaming experience that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about society!

Normie95% Minecraft SMP

addiction, Behavior, blocked responses, coping mechanisms, Disgusting, Drugs, escapism, excessive internet usage, feelings, judgment, Minecraft, morality, Natural, Normie, Normie95, personal growth, porn, SELF AWARENESS, self-control, shame, smp, societal norms, societal standards

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8635
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	3903
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Villages Defended:	12	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Dragon Scales Harvested:	387	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Magic Items Found:	7895	Epic Quests Completed:	24

Are you tired of being a normie surrounded by disgusting people who have lost all sense of shame due to their excessive drug use, porn addiction, and internet obsession? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft SMP is here to rescue you from the depths of depravity! Join us and escape the clutches of the unholy trinity of drugs, porn, and internet usage. Our server is a safe haven for normies like you who still have a shred of decency left in them. So come on over and let’s build a world free from the filth and debauchery that plagues the rest of the internet. Join us now and reclaim your dignity in the most lolzy way possible!

GrandparentGala Minecraft Server

acceptance, bridezilla, childhood memories, Connection, court battle, emotions, family drama, Father, GrandparentGala, Grandparents, Honoring, maternal grandparents, Minecraft, Mother, parents table, Respect, Server, Siblings, stepmom, stepmother, Therapy, Traditional, Wedding

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9171
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	34	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with family feuds and wedding drama! Our server is like a soap opera, but with blocks and creepers.

Experience the thrill of choosing sides between your grandparents and your stepmom, just like in real life! Will you honor your mom by including your grandparents in your wedding, or will you side with your dad and stepmom and risk being called a bridezilla? The choice is yours!

Join now for a chance to walk down the aisle with your virtual family members and create your own outrageous wedding story. Who needs traditional weddings when you can have a Minecraft wedding full of drama and excitement? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

MomBdayDitchHalfSibsAITA

birthday celebration, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family dysfunction, family estrangement, family expectations, family history, family loyalty, family relationships, Family Support, family trauma, Family Values, half siblings, MomBdayDitchHalfSibsAITA, parental relationships, sibling relationships

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9338
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Villages Defended:	19
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as my family? Look no further! Join our server for some wild family dynamics and emotional rollercoasters that will make you question your life choices. Just like my mom’s best friend, we’ll be there to support you through all the ups and downs of virtual sibling drama. Who needs real siblings when you can have a whole virtual family to argue with? Join now for a truly unforgettable experience!