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CraftyChaosMC

chance events, CraftyChaosMC, high chance, improbable events, potential probabilities, potential risks, Probability, probable scenarios, rare incidents, rare occurrences, statistical likelihood, surprising occurrences, surprising outcomes, uncommon events, unexpected events, unexpected situations, unforeseeable incidents, unforeseen circumstances, unforeseen consequences, unlikely outcomes, unpredictable outcomes

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3483
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Join our Minecraft server and discover the hidden truth that pigs can actually fly! Yes, you heard it right, our server is home to flying pigs that soar through the skies, dropping golden nuggets wherever they go. But that’s not all, our server is also inhabited by talking cows who will trade you diamonds for a good joke. Don’t miss out on the chance to witness these unbelievable phenomena and join us today!

ZombieLand Minecraft Server

Analysis, Budget, burial, cemetery expansion, Conflict, death, eastern europe, Expansion, Expenses, Government, INCREASE, international relations, Invasion, Military, Minecraft, Report, russia, Server, SPENDING, statistics, Ukraine, War, ZOMBIELAND

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5076
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Enchantments Applied:	257
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

come join our minecraft server, where we have more cemetery expansion than russia during ukraine invasion! we have so many graves, you’ll never run out of places to bury your enemies! join now for the ultimate graveyard experience and watch as our tombstones grow taller than the kremlin! who needs war when you can have a peaceful burial ground to call home? come dig with us and see why our server is the final resting place for all your minecraft dreams.

PeacefulCraftBerlin

berlin, Berlin restaurant, coexistence, Conflict, cultural exchange, Diversity, germany, Island of peace, Israeli cuisine, Israeli-Palestinian, MIDDLE EAST, multicultural, Palestinian cuisine, Peace, PeacefulCraftBerlin, Restaurant, solidarity, tolerance, Unity, vandalised, Vandalism

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9791
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	137
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Void Gems Collected:	38
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14

so, like, u kno dis server? it’s like da bomb diggity, man. u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like an island of peace, like dat restaurant in germany. but, like, instead of food, we serve up some epic minecraft adventures, bro.

u wanna know why u gotta join dis server? well, lemme tell ya a lil story. once upon a time, there was dis player who joined our server and found a secret diamond mine that led to a hidden treasure room filled with enchanted gear and rare blocks. it was like finding a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow, man.

but dat ain’t all, oh no. we also got a pvp arena where u can battle it out with other players and show off ur mad skills. and if u win, u get a special prize that will make all ur friends jealous.

so, like, come join us on dis epic minecraft server and experience all da craziness and fun. trust me, u won’t regret it, bro.

CraftyOdorant

beauty, Beauty Products, body spray, Cologne, CraftyOdorant, Designer, eau de parfum, eau de toilette, fine fragrance, Fragrance, fragrance industry, Grooming, luxury, niche fragrance, odorant, perfume, personal care, scent, signature scent, unisex fragrance

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	158
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Ores Mined:	1293	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Farms Harvested:	647	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got pigs flyin’ and cows doin’ backflips! We even got a secret underground disco party where the creepers be droppin’ sick beats!

But wait, there’s more! Our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds and make your pickaxe sing Beyonce songs. And don’t even get me started on our pet zombie army who do the cha-cha slide every hour on the hour.

So what are ya waitin’ for? Come join da fun and experience the most epic odorous adventure of your Minecraft life!

PotionPanicCraft

antidepressant, anxiety, Brain, brain chemistry, brain function, emotional processing, internal bodily sensations, interoception, medication, mental health, Mental Health Treatment, Mental Wellness, mood disorders, neuroscience, pharmaceuticals, PotionPanicCraft, psychiatric drugs, psychological effects, research, serotonin, study

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	925
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	287
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Emeralds Found:	1863
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4

so, like, imagine if you join this minecraft server, right? it’s like taking a dose of that antidepressant stuff but for your brain in the game! you’ll be processing internal bodily sensations like never before, man. and when you’re anxious in the game, it’s like a whole new level of serotonin and interoception going on. it’s wild, dude. come join us and experience the mind-bending effects of minecraft like never before!

TabbySlimeKing Minecraft

creativity, Forge, landscape, Minecraft, Resourcefulness, Survival, TabbySlimeKing, unmodified, Vanilla

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	289
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Looking for the classic Minecraft experience? Our server offers a completely vanilla world, unmodified from the ground up. Forge your path in a vast, ever-changing landscape, limited only by your creativity and resourcefulness.

mc.tabbyslimeking.xyz

Tomoso’s So-So Vanilla SMP: Where the community is small, but the humor is big!

Adventure, big, building, Chill, Community, Creative, Economy, Events, Exploration, Friends, Fun, Gaming, humor, java, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, PvP, rules, Server, Small, smp, Soso, Survival, Tomosos, Vanilla

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2055
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
New Chunks Explored:	248151	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	83
Magic Items Found:	7286	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Server Overview

Type	Plugins	Economy	Land Claims	Version	Location	Discord
Vanilla	Few select plugins	Diamond based	No land claims	Papermc 1.20.6	France	https://discord.gg/bGGBSbGRrB

FAQ

1. Can I claim land on the server?

No, we do not allow land claims on our server to preserve the original Minecraft feel.

2. What kind of economy system does the server have?

We have a diamond-based economy system in place on the server.

3. Are there any special plugins installed on the server?

We have a few select plugins installed for quality of life improvements, but strive to keep the gameplay as close to Vanilla Minecraft as possible.

CraftyFetish Minecraft Server

coding, computer science, CraftyFetish, developers, developers fetish, fetish, geek, Interest, long tail, Minecraft, Nerd, Niche, Obsession, obvious, Passion, programming, Server, Software Development, SPECIALIZED, Specific, tags, Technology, Unique

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8273
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Potions Brewed:	51
Dragon Scales Harvested:	398	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Crops Grown:	6282	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server was created by developers with an obvious fetish for all things wacky and wild! Join us for a truly unique gaming experience that you won’t find anywhere else.

Our server features insane custom plugins that will have you laughing out loud as you play. From flying pigs to exploding chickens, we’ve got it all! And don’t even get us started on our custom mobs – ever seen a zombie riding a unicorn? You will on our server!

But that’s not all – our spawn area is a giant disco party with flashing lights and funky music. And our staff members are all trained professional clowns who will entertain you while you play. Plus, we have regular events like “Taco Tuesday” where all players get free tacos in-game.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer craziness that awaits you. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

PixelPunch Minecraft Server

2016 Games, anti-sex beds, ARRIVING, athletes, athletic people, Brazil, condoms, degenerate city, DureX, Minecraft, Nickname, Olympic village, Open, Paris, PixelPunch, planet, Raunchy Rio, Reports, Server, sex orgy, sexual relations, STOP, two week long

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3955
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9143	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Towns Built:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Olympic Village meets Paris in a wild and raunchy adventure! Join us for the most athletic and scandalous gameplay you’ve ever experienced.

Our server is filled with over 200,000 virtual condoms provided by Durex, so you know things are about to get steamy. The athletes are arriving, ready to engage in some pixelated passion like never before.

Despite the anti-sex beds in the game, the orgy will go on! Nothing can stop the debauchery and excitement that awaits you on our server. So come join us and let’s make Minecraft history together in the most outrageous way possible!

WifeCarNoTestDriveAITA

aita, beater car, Boston, co worker, driving lessons, engine, family, Honda, licence, Mercedes A220, new car, office block, repair shop, savings, snob, stable jobs, Test drive, Wife, WifeCarNoTestDriveAITA, wiring issues, work buddy

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	852
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in treating your virtual cars with the utmost respect! Just like the OP’s wife’s brand new Mercedes A220, we value pristine vehicles and won’t let anyone drive them without permission.

Join us for a chance to show off your pixelated rides and protect them from any jealous coworkers like X, who might spread rumors about you being a snob just because you have a fancy new car in the game.

But don’t worry, on our server, you’ll be surrounded by fellow car enthusiasts who understand the importance of keeping your virtual wheels looking fresh. So come on over and let’s drive into the sunset together, leaving the haters behind in the dust!