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  • Prushka’s Shake Shack Minecraft Server

    Prushka’s Shake Shack Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/200 Votes: 9520
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 13 Falling into the Void: 1
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Infinity Stones Found: 3
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, get ready for a server that will blow your mind (literally)! Our Prushka shakes are not your average milkshakes – they’re made with real diamonds and emeralds for that extra bling bling. And the best part? Drinking one will give you superpowers in the game! Want to fly like a chicken or shoot fireballs out of your butt? It’s all possible on our server.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, a creature so elusive and hairy that players have reported seeing him dance the Macarena in the forest. Join our server and embark on a quest to find Bigfoot, but be warned, he’s a master of disguise and may be hiding in plain sight as a block of dirt.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach for those Prushka shakes!

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  • PiggyCraft: Where PS2 JARPIGS Go to Die

    PiggyCraft: Where PS2 JARPIGS Go to Die
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    Players: 90/500 Votes: 3951
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 New Chunks Explored: 212738
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Animals Bred: 21
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 30 Magical Moments Shared: 9
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 24 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server that is better than any PS2 JARPIGS! Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is here to fight me! Why should you join our server, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    • Unicorns roam freely and poop diamonds – Who needs boring old horses when you can ride a majestic unicorn that leaves a trail of diamonds wherever it goes?
    • Zombie pigs that breakdance – Forget about regular old zombie pigs, ours have some sick dance moves that will leave you in awe.
    • Secret underground disco parties – Join our server and you’ll gain access to exclusive underground disco parties where you can dance the night away with your fellow players.
    • Talking creepers that tell jokes – Creepers may be known for exploding, but ours have a sense of humor and love to tell jokes to keep you entertained.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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  • Mom’s Basement: Where Mama Died and Creepers Cry

    Mom’s Basement: Where Mama Died and Creepers Cry
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    Players: 106/600 Votes: 9219
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 16
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Wilderness Tamed: 8
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4

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    Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, there was a player who stumbled upon our server and never left. They built the most epic castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and rode around on a unicorn named Sparkles. Legend has it that they never remarried and will be buried next to their beloved in-game pet.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also political because we believe family is important and we must protect it from those pesky commies trying to destroy everything we hold dear. Join us in the fight against the forces of evil and build a fortress to defend your loved ones.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure and create your own epic stories to tell for generations to come. Plus, we have cookies. And who doesn’t love cookies?

    Thanks for listening to my server pitch, Anons. I won’t be checking for replies because I have lots of things to do, like building a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. Love (You) guys!

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  • CraftyBag – Blue Archive Shenanigans #5191

    CraftyBag – Blue Archive Shenanigans #5191
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    Players: 107/400 Votes: 2381
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 25
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 10
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Love Letters Sent: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, fun, and memes!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of creepers starts dancing the floss! Or how about building a castle with your friends, only to have it turn into a giant cake that shoots fireworks every hour on the hour?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bunch, a group of players who have defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but carrots and potatoes! Join them on their quest to build the tallest tower made entirely of cheese!

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of our Minecraft server and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have! Don’t miss out on the chance to become a part of our wacky community. See you in the game!

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  • Dragon-Free Zone: Govt. vs Mythical Creatures Minecraft Server

    Dragon-Free Zone: Govt. vs Mythical Creatures Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/1000 Votes: 5346
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 8 Dragon Eggs Found: 2296
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Crops Grown: 3721 Ores Mined: 8958
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 8 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where the government decided to go on a wild rampage and exterminate all the dragons, Pegasus, unicorns, and other mythical creatures! But don’t worry, they missed a few and now they roam freely in our world.

    Join us for epic battles against fire-breathing dragons, majestic Pegasus flying through the sky, and adorable unicorns prancing around. Who knows, you might even be able to tame one and ride it into battle!

    So come on in and experience the chaos and madness of a world where mythical creatures run amok, thanks to the government’s failed extermination attempt. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

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  • Lootbox Llama Land

    Lootbox Llama Land
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    Players: 110/100 Votes: 5232
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Crops Grown: 9304 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 13 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of gambling anime thread like never before!

    Join us and embark on a journey filled with loot boxes that contain rare items inspired by your favorite anime characters. Will you strike it rich with a diamond sword or will you end up with a stack of rotten flesh? The possibilities are endless!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground casino where you can test your luck in games of chance. Will you walk away with a mountain of diamonds or will you lose it all in a game of creeper roulette? Only time will tell!

    So come on down to our server and join in on the fun. Who knows, you might just become the wealthiest player in all of Minecraft!

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  • 4ChanCraft: Where SV-HO rules and memes run wild!

    4ChanCraft: Where SV-HO rules and memes run wild!
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    Players: 98/800 Votes: 5725
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 24 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 94 Secret Passages Found: 2
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 451 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Epic Battles Fought: 12 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Epic Weapons Forged: 7 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us on a journey filled with explosive adventures and mind-blowing creations.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that deep within our server lies a hidden treasure guarded by a giant chicken that shoots lasers from its eyes. Only the bravest of players can defeat this mighty beast and claim the treasure for themselves.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where players can dance the night away with zombie villagers and skeletons showing off their best moves.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community on the internet! Remember, on our server, anything is possible.

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  • Crafty Freedom Land: Where Pixels Speak Louder Than Words

    Crafty Freedom Land: Where Pixels Speak Louder Than Words
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    Players: 92/700 Votes: 4338
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 23 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 22
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5 Cursed Lands Purified: 3
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Animals Bred: 132 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 11 Divine Scrolls Written: 16

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our totally bonkers Minecraft server where you can finally experience true freedom of speech…unlike those poor Americans! Join us and let your wildest thoughts run wild as you build, mine, and troll to your heart’s content.

    On our server, you can roast your friends in the chat, create dank memes in pixel form, and even start a virtual revolution against the oppressive mods (just kidding, we love our mods…mostly).

    So why settle for pretending to have free speech when you can actually have it on our insane Minecraft server? Join us now and let the chaos begin!

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  • YeetCraft – Land of Llamas

    YeetCraft – Land of Llamas
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    Players: 96/700 Votes: 3799
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 35
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 New Chunks Explored: 638968
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where you can join Enna as she builds the most epic structures while vlogging her adventures! Or team up with Millie as she creates pixel art masterpieces that will blow your mind!

    But wait, there’s more! Join forces with the legendary Nina (who has graduated from Minecraft University with honors) as she streams her epic battles against Ender Dragons and Wither Bosses! And don’t forget to follow Reimu as she takes on the Nether like a boss and builds the most insane redstone contraptions you’ve ever seen!

    And if you’re looking for some essential tips and tricks to dominate the game, check out Ethyria Essentials for all the insider info you need to become a Minecraft master! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! #CreeperLife #BuildingLikeABoss #MinecraftMadness

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  • CraftyThreads LOLz

    CraftyThreads LOLz
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    Players: 99/200 Votes: 8280
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 3
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 5 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 22 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures and loot. But beware, because the dungeon was also home to a giant chicken that would attack anyone who dared to enter!

    If that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server has a floating island where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches while riding on flying pigs? Yes, you heard that right – FLYING PIGS!

    But wait, there’s more! We also have a custom plugin that turns all the mobs into dancing llamas every full moon. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures Minecraft has to offer!

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  • Crafty Trannies in the City

    Crafty Trannies in the City
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    Players: 98/800 Votes: 9384
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6 Villages Defended: 18
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 6
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12 Undead Armies Raised: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can join in on the craziest adventures! Imagine a world where trannies are protesting in NYC and you come across someone without a face covering. Instead of just minding your own business, you can yell and call them a Zionist, flip them off and call them a nazi, and even call them a fascist! Who knows what other wild encounters you’ll have on this server! Join now for a ridiculously good time!

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