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MartiniCraft007

British, classic, Cocktail, drink order, Espionage, iconic, james bond, james bond movies, martini, MartiniCraft007, secret agent, shaken, shaken martini, shaken martini recipe, shaken not stired, shaken not stirred, shaken not stirred quote, SOPHISTICATED, Spy, stirred, watery martini

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3926
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	24

Yo, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server because we got James Bond up in here ordering his martinis all wrong! Like, who even cares if it’s shaken or stirred, maybe he likes it watery and bruised, who knows?! Join us for some crazy adventures and questionable drink choices, it’s gonna be lit! 🍸🔥 #ShakenNotStirred #MinecraftMadness

DroneCraft: Ukraine’s First Strike Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, Defense, defense industry, domestic-made, drone missile, drone warfare, DroneCraft, eastern europe, innovation, Military, military advancement, military technology, Minecraft, missile technology, national security, new technology, President Zelenskyy, Server, strike, Ukraine, Ukraines, Ukrainian military, Unmanned Aerial Vehicle, WARFARE, zelenskyy

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	519
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	17

lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can fly around like a drone missile? well guess what, on this server u can do just that! we got zelenskyy himself using our new domestic-made drone missile for the first time, so u know it’s legit. join now and be part of the epic drone missile action, only on this crazy minecraft server!

CraftyBeardLand

#facial hair, Afghan women, Afghanistan, conservative society, cover faces, CraftyBeardLand, cultural norms, dress code, facial coverings, Gender Roles, grow beards, HUMAN RIGHTS, Islamic law, Men, morality laws, Oppression, religious beliefs, social control, Taliban, traditional values, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4604
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like the Taliban but in blocky pixel form! We got rules that make u cover ur face like Afghan women and grow beards like Afghan men. It’s like a virtual Sharia law up in here, but with creepers and zombies instead of actual danger. So come on and join the fun, or else we’ll pixelate your existence!

MinefulMotivation

anxiety, daily practice, depression, eating habits, Exercise, lifestyle improvement, mental health, mindfulness, mindfulness benefits, mindfulness exercises, mindfulness habits, mindfulness lifestyle, mindfulness meditation, mindfulness practice, mindfulness research, mindfulness study, mindfulness techniques, MinefulMotivation, motivation, sleeping habits, wellbeing

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2568
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that will literally change ur life? well, look no further cuz our server is like a magical unicorn that sprinkles happiness and rainbows everywhere u go.

just 10 minutes a day of playing on our server will make u feel like u can conquer the world. u will be so zen and chill, u won’t even remember what stress feels like. say goodbye to depression and anxiety, cuz our server is like a virtual therapist that will make all ur problems disappear.

not only that, but playing on our server will make u want to be a better person. u will start eating healthier, exercising more, and sleeping like a baby. it’s like a miracle in block form.

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and become the best version of urself. trust us, u won’t regret it.

ChudCraft Minecraft Server

Chud, ChudCraft, Diversity, double standards, feminism, gender, Gender Roles, Individuality, Marriage, Minecraft, misconceptions, Misogyny, monoliths, relationships, Server, sexual behavior, Sexuality, slut shaming, societal expectations, society, Stereotypes, Virgins, Women

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	2944
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Magic Wands Crafted:	23

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where the only thing crazier than the blocky landscapes are the players themselves! Join us and discover why women on our server are definitely not monoliths, they’re more like…diamonds in the rough! Only 3% of women marry virgins on our server, but don’t worry, that number is probably even lower because some players believe that blowjobs and anal don’t count as “real sex” – talk about a plot twist! So come on over and explore our wild world where anything is possible, including finding a non-whore woman who will steal your heart (and maybe your diamonds)!

NEETcraft SMP – 10 Years of No Life

back to school, bringing a girl home, business major, career prospects, CS major, financial struggle, fresh out of college, graduate in two years, Job Search, lack of money, Life, life advice, living with parents, NEET, NEET for 10 years, NEETcraft, pursuing a Ph.D., r9k, shame, smp, VIRGINITY, Years

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7111
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	3821	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Divine Spears Created:	17
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Animals Bred:	164

Are you tired of being a NEET for 10 years and living in your mom’s basement? Do you want to escape the clutches of your overbearing mother and build your own virtual empire? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join our server and become the master of your own destiny. Build towering castles, mine for diamonds, and slay dragons with your fellow players. Who needs a CS or business degree when you can be the king of your own virtual world?

Plus, rumor has it that finding a girlfriend on our server is easier than finding diamonds in a cave. So why wait until your late 30s to lose your virginity when you can do it in style on our Minecraft SMP?

Join now and start living your best virtual life!

CancelledCraft: Not Home for Our Date

alternative plans, cancelled plans, CancelledCraft, career focus, Communication, controlling relationship, Cooking, date, friendship, gut feeling, home, long distance friendship, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, old friends, reconnecting with the past, reconnection, social plans, standing up, staying home, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8634
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as reconnecting with an old friend who’s now a single parent? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists just like this crazy story.

You never know what’s going to happen next – maybe you’ll log on to find your base completely destroyed by a mysterious player, or stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. Just like how this guy’s plans got derailed by his friend’s last-minute change of heart, you’ll never know what to expect on our server.

So come join us for a wild ride of drama, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of romance (just kidding, it’s all about the blocks and building here). Who knows, you might just find yourself in a situation as wacky as this one – but hey, that’s all part of the fun on our server!

SoloSurvivorMinecraftSMP

Challenges, Experience, growth mindset., INDEPENDENCE, learning, life experiences, life lessons, Life skills, Maturity, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal growth, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self reliance, SoloSurvivorMinecraftSMP, trial and error, wisdom

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8138
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	174

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll learn valuable life lessons like never trusting a chicken with your diamonds or always checking under every block for hidden treasure chests. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and maybe even a few exploding creepers along the way. Who needs school when you can learn the true meaning of friendship and survival in the world of Minecraft? So come on, join us and let’s create some unforgettable memories together!

SponsorCraft: Tried & Tested!

SponsorCraft, Tested

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2151
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2900
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	New Chunks Explored:	392675
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a chance to experience the craziest adventures and wackiest challenges that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

Imagine a world where YouTubers sponsor the most outrageous activities, and you get to be a part of it all! From riding pigs off of cliffs to building giant statues of llamas, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the epic pranks and hilarious shenanigans that go on every day.

So, if you’re ready to join a community of fellow gamers who love to have a good time and push the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft, then come on over to our server. Who knows, you might just end up being the star of the next viral Minecraft video!

SovietSlapdown Minecraft Server

Abuse, authoritarianism, Beaten, brutality, Commanders, eastern europe, human rights violations, international conflict, Justice, Military, military discipline, Minecraft, mistreatment, punishment, Russian soldiers, Server, soldiers’ rights, SovietSlapdown, Tied, Ukraine crackdown, unlawful actions, violence, War Crimes

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6454
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Mythical Swords Crafted:	48
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server, where the only thing getting tied and beaten are creepers by our fearless players! forget about boring old russia and ukraine drama, we have our own crazy battles going on in the world of blocks and pixels. our commanders are so tough, they make russian soldiers look like little baby zombies! join us for a wild ride of adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. who needs real world problems when you can escape to our insane minecraft universe? come on, what are you waiting for? the fun is just beginning!

WeaponWoesCraft

arms sales, arms shipments, Conflict Resolution, defense cooperation, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, France, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military aid, military support, Political Criticism, slow deliveries, uk, ukraine conflict, US, weapons deliveries, WeaponWoesCraft, zelenskyy

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3572
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	167	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Star Shards Collected:	280
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server that’s like, totally wild and unpredictable? well, this server is the craziest of them all, bruh. like, imagine if Zelenskyy from Ukraine was actually a Minecraft player and he was calling out the US, UK, and France for being slow at delivering weapons in the game. like, how insane is that?

join this server for the most epic battles and drama you’ve ever seen. u never know what’s gonna happen next, maybe Putin will show up and start griefing everyone’s builds or something. it’s a total free-for-all and anything goes.

plus, the weapons deliveries are super fast on this server. like, you ask for a diamond sword and boom, it’s in your inventory in seconds. no waiting around for days like those other lame servers. so come join the chaos and see if u can survive the madness. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.