shaken not stirred Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

MartiniCraft007

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1295
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	24	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5

Yo, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server because we got James Bond up in here ordering his martinis all wrong! Like, who even cares if it’s shaken or stirred, maybe he likes it watery and bruised, who knows?! Join us for some crazy adventures and questionable drink choices, it’s gonna be lit! 🍸🔥 #ShakenNotStirred #MinecraftMadness

SisConCraft: Imouto Goals MC

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3344
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	4341	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just mining and building all day? Well, look no further! Join our server where the only goal is to figure out what the heck was that lady’s malfunction!

Picture this: You log on to our server and are immediately thrown into a world filled with mystery and confusion. Everywhere you turn, you see signs that say “What was her malfunction?” But who is “her” and what was her malfunction? The only way to find out is to embark on a wild adventure filled with twists and turns.

But that’s not all! As you explore the server, you’ll encounter bizarre creatures like mutated cows with laser eyes and exploding chickens. You’ll have to navigate through treacherous dungeons filled with traps and puzzles that will test your wits and courage.

And if you manage to uncover the truth behind the mysterious lady’s malfunction, you’ll be rewarded with epic loot and prizes that will make all your friends jealous. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

CraftyStepdad’s Fallout Funhouse: Where Gaming and Drama Collide!

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1170
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Are you tired of your stepdad freaking out over the Fallout TV show? Well, we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave the real world behind. Build your own post-apocalyptic world where your stepdad can’t bother you with his soi-ing out! Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that will help you survive any fallout – real or imaginary. So come join us and say goodbye to stepdad’s Fallout TV show meltdowns!

GlitchCraft: Where Sarrs and SEAninjas can thrive… with a side of chaos and trolls 😂🎮 #MinecraftMadness

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	837
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Emeralds Found:	1882
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us and experience the thrill of battling saars and SEAniggers who have somehow obtained Japanese citizenship with nothing but a student ID card.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and epic quests that will have you on the edge of your seat. From dodging lava pits to taking on giant mobs, the fun never stops on our server.

So why wait? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wild and wacky world. Who knows, you might even become the next legendary player to conquer all the chaos and come out on top. See you in the game!

CraftyCactusCrusade server – where noobs become pros and creepers get trolled! #rosemi-sama

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7819
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up!

Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and talking cows! Our server is like a crazy circus meets a fantasy world, where anything is possible.

But wait, there’s more! Want to ride a rainbow unicorn into battle against a horde of evil chickens? Done. How about building a castle made entirely of candy and marshmallows? Easy peasy.

So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what wacky adventures await you? Join now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community around!

CraftyLorez: Mix up lore & inconsistencies in your fave game on this quirky Minecraft server! #gamerlife #trendy #lolz

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5737
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	30	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19

Are you tired of playing on servers that lack excitement and creativity? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to blow your mind! Picture this: a world where pigs can fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding.

Join us for a gaming experience like no other, where gravity is optional and you can ride on the back of a chicken as your trusty steed. Our server will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft lore. Did you know that Steve is actually a secret agent for the Ender Dragon? Or that villagers are skilled in the art of interpretive dance?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join this wacky and wild server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Come join us for a Minecraft adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and scratching your head in confusion all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a hoot!

BlockyBlitzCraft: Trendy anti-semitism surge server – where every block tells a story! Live, laugh, mine! 🔥 #MinecraftMadness

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7013
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Are you tired of dealing with anti-Semitic trolls while trying to play Minecraft? Well, fear not, because our server is a safe haven for all players, regardless of their faith!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that celebrates diversity. You won’t have to worry about hateful comments or discrimination here – just good times and great friends.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a team of super-powered guardian angels who banish any trolls who dare to enter. So not only will you have a blast playing on our server, but you’ll also have the peace of mind knowing that you’re protected by heavenly forces.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most inclusive and troll-free Minecraft server around!

HonkaiCraft – StarRailPvP | HS Minecraft | OP Factions | Join Us Now!

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8198
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and take you on a wild adventure like no other? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell dad jokes.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly zombies. These zombies offered to trade diamonds for cookies, and the player went on to become the richest cookie tycoon in all of Minecraft land.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground lair filled with treasure chests that only open if you dance the Macarena while singing the Minecraft theme song backwards. Trust me, it’s worth it for the loot!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Don’t miss out on the fun – trust us, you won’t regret it!

Crafty Drunk Crafters: Use booze to build, not destroy! #MinecraftServer

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5568
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Are you tired of joining Minecraft servers that crash every five minutes or have more bugs than a spider-infested cave? Well, fear not, because our server unironically works! That’s right, you can actually play the game without getting kicked out or losing all your progress due to glitches.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll be whisked away on a magical journey filled with unicorns, rainbows, and talking pigs. Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret portal to a dimension where you can ride on the back of a flying llama and battle evil chickens with laser beams.

Don’t believe us? Just ask our resident wizard, who can turn any block of dirt into a block of pure gold with a flick of his wand. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond castle where the rarest ores in the land are guarded by a group of friendly creepers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the land and have all the villagers bowing down to you as their mighty overlord. The possibilities are endless on our unironically functional Minecraft server!

CraftyAF Server

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8077
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Farms Harvested:	463
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Got banned from my mom’s basement today after only playing about 7 hours of Minecraft. Join our server and escape the wrath of your parents! Explore a world where you can build your dream mansion without fear of eviction. Plus, we have a secret underground cave filled with diamonds and enchanted golden apples just waiting for you to find! So come on, join us and let’s all get fired from our real lives together! #momcantsstopus #minecraftforlife #unemploymentclub

MapCraft: Where even the Brazilian government is printing new maps! Join now for a LOL-tastic adventure!

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7905
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Buildings Constructed:	40	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Villages Defended:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	New Chunks Explored:	752977
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind faster than the Brazilian government can print new maps? Look no further, because our server will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget all about the Amazon being in the wrong spot!

Join our server for a chance to explore crazy new worlds where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha-slide. Our community is so wacky, you’ll think you’ve stumbled into a parallel universe where llamas rule the land and zombies breakdance for fun.

So why wait? Join us now and get ready for a wild ride that will make you forget all about those pesky new maps. Trust us, you won’t regret it!