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PythonFangSurgeryCraft

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2927
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Divine Spears Created:	30	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Magic Items Found:	1953	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Void Gems Collected:	33	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

come join our minecraft server where we have a new medical device that will fix all your rotator cuff injuries! we got tiny teeth that latch onto your tendon and bone like a python’s fangs, spreading and lessening the force on your damaged tissue. it’s like having a tiny dentist in your shoulder, but way cooler. join now and say goodbye to shoulder pain while building epic structures in the game. who knew minecraft could be so therapeutic?

TrIMine There was a Wipe!!! Minecraft server

Discord, donation, Minecraft, Rtp, Server, server wipe, TrIMine, wipe

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7333
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	247	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10

Private donation rtp our ds: https://discord.gg/mPzNfCWS

185.107.193.82:45966

Hypocraft Minecraft Server

contradiction, Deceit, dishonesty, Disingenuous, double standards, duplicity, ethical dishonesty, Fake, false appearance, fraudulence, Hypocraft, Hypocrisy, hypocrisy exposed, image, insincerity, Minecraft, misleading, moral inconsistency, Phony, Pretense, self-deception, Server, two-faced

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5266
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Zombie Dances:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
New Chunks Explored:	205609	Potions Brewed:	151
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Are you tired of boring, predictable Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the epitome of chaos and hilarity!

Join us on a journey through the wildest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen, where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally, we have a diamond rain event every Friday at 3pm).

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Hypocrisy Image, a mysterious artifact that holds the power to turn players into chickens for 24 hours. Will you be brave enough to seek out this image and embrace your inner cluck?

If you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as it is absurd, look no further. Join us today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

PixelLove Minecraft Server

adultery, BETRAYAL, Cheating, Communication, emotional connection, husband, Infidelity, Intimacy, Marriage, marriage counseling, Minecraft, monogamy, open relationship, PixelLove, relationships, Server, sex, sexual attraction, sexual desire, sexual frustration, Therapy, Trust, Wife

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2807
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Animals Bred:	199
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more scandalous than a soap opera? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual love triangle, with players constantly asking, “Why won’t she have sex with her husband, but is more than happy to have sex with every other man?” Join us for drama, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of romance (or lack thereof). Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Join now for a wild ride you won’t soon forget!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

after party, aita, BETRAYAL, Boyfriend, cheering, Clapping, Crowd, ending friendship, Friends, friendship, Girlfriend, Marriage, Minecraft, overreacting, parents, Party, Proposal, SECURITY, Server, special moment, Wedding, wedding planning, WeddingCraft

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6576
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Dimension Hops:	15
Farms Harvested:	580	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee no surprise proposals will ruin your special day! Unlike some weddings, we promise to keep the focus on YOU and your virtual adventures.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your dream world without any unwanted distractions. No need to worry about friends stealing the spotlight with unexpected proposals – our server is all about YOU and your creativity.

So come on over and leave the drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast with us! And remember, on our server, the only thing popping the question will be creepers asking if they can explode near you. Join now and leave the real-life wedding drama at the door!

CraftyWeddingDrama

Bridesmaids, compromise, Coworkers, CraftyWeddingDrama, entrance procession, game of chicken, Greek life, groomsmen, life of the party, not budging, over the top, Ridiculous, social person, soon to be wife, sorority sisters, special friends, throwing away account, wedding party, wedding planning, wedding request

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5577
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Villages Defended:	19
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Are you tired of boring, traditional weddings? Want to spice things up with a wedding procession that lasts longer than your average movie? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and experience the thrill of planning a wedding with 17 (yes, you read that right, 17!) bridesmaids. Imagine the chaos and hilarity as they all try to coordinate their outfits and hairstyles. And don’t worry, we’ll help you find enough groomsmen to match, even if that means recruiting random NPCs from the game.

But wait, there’s more! You’ll also get to navigate the treacherous waters of compromise with your virtual bride as you try to convince her to trim down the guest list. Will you cave first or will she? It’s like a game of chicken, but with wedding planning!

So come join us on our server and experience the wedding of a lifetime (or at least until the next update). Who knew Minecraft could be so romantic and dramatic at the same time?

BlockBustMasturbate

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9336
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Gods Slained:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever play in! We have a secret underground club where players can challenge each other to epic build battles while wearing nothing but diamond armor! And don’t even get me started on our exclusive “Weirdest Place You’ve Masturbated” competition – let’s just say things get pretty wild in the virtual world. So come join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices all at the same time!

PastaCraft Minecraft Server

breaking news, criminal investigation, Exploitation, farm labourers, forced labor, free, human trafficking, immigration, Indian, international news, Italian, italy, Justice, labor rights, migrant rights, Migrant workers, Minecraft, PastaCraft, Police, rescue operation, Server, Slavery, South Asia

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4907
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	291	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Zombie Dances:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

so, like, you ever wanted to be a hero like the italian police? well, on this server, you can be a hero too! we got 33 indian farm labourers waiting for you to free them from “slavery” and show them the way to a better life in minecraft! join now and be the savior they never knew they needed! plus, who knows what other crazy adventures you’ll find on this server! come join the fun, dude!

NinjaCraft: Let ‘Em Fail!

BANKRUPTCY, Business, Competition, cure, economic growth, Economy, Fail, Failure, innovation, Japan, lessons learned, Management, market, NinjaCraft, Recovery, Revival, stealth, strategy, success, Survival, zombie businesses

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6392
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Divine Spears Created:	26
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we cure zombie businesses by letting them fail! it’s like a zombie apocalypse but with failing businesses instead of brain-hungry zombies. watch as we stealthily take down these undead companies and save japan from economic doom. join now for a wild ride full of epic battles and hilarious mishaps! you won’t find a server like this anywhere else, so come on and join the fun!

ObsessiveCraft – Neural OCD Biomarker

biomarker, brain activity, brain disorders, brain stimulation, dbs, Deep Brain Stimulation, global health, medical breakthrough, mental health, mental illness, Monitoring, neural, neural activity pattern, neural biomarker, neurology, neuroscience, obsessive-compulsive disorder, ObsessiveCraft, OCD, prediction, Psychiatry, research, Treatment

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3554
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1791	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

so, like, u know how sometimes u just gotta mine and craft and build stuff in minecraft, right? well, this server is like, the ultimate place to do all that and more! we got crazy builds, epic minigames, and a community that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage!

but wait, there’s more! we also have this super cool feature where we can predict if u have OCD just by how u play the game! it’s like, mind-blowing, dude. and if u do have OCD, we can monitor u and make sure u’re getting the best treatment possible. it’s like having your own personal therapist, but in minecraft!

so, if u wanna join a server that’s not only fun and exciting, but also has cutting-edge technology to help with mental health, then u gotta join us! trust me, it’s gonna be a blast!