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Normie-Free Zone: Where We Make Bank Because You Can’t Minecraft

achievement, Bank, Business, business model, company earnings, Competition, Entrepreneurship, Financial, gpg, growth, innovation, leadership, market, market dominance, Minecraft, NormieFree, normies, profit, revenue streams, strategy, success, success story, wealth, Zone

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5157
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where normies can’t even handle GPG (that’s Gamer Pro Gamer, duh)? Well, look no further because our server is where the cool kids hang out! We make over 700 million diamonds a day because we’re just that awesome. Join us and experience the thrill of battling dragons with nothing but a wooden sword, or building a castle made entirely of TNT (because why not?). Don’t be a normie, join our server and become a true Gamer Pro Gamer!

Swift Network – Where you can steal your neighbor’s life while surviving! (No, really.)

Adventure, BUILD, Community, EXCITEMENT, Life, LifeSteal, Minecraft, neighbors, Network, newbie, player, PRO, PvP, Resources, Semi Vanilla, Server, Shelter, smp, steal, Survival, Surviving, Swift, TEAM, Trailer, Unique, Wild

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8595
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Dragon Scales Harvested:	108	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	3821	Endless Night Skies:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Game Modes	Description
Lifesteal Network	Survival mode with a twist – steal hearts from opponents to stay alive!
Survival	Gather resources, build shelters, and team up for epic adventures.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What is Lifesteal Network?

A: Lifesteal Network is a game mode where you must survive, but with a unique twist – stealing hearts from opponents to stay alive.

Q: What happens if I lose all my hearts in Lifesteal Network?

A: If you lose all your hearts in Lifesteal Network, you will be banned for 24 hours.

Q: Do my Lifesteal hearts carry over to Survival mode?

A: Yes, your Lifesteal hearts carry over to Survival mode as well.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server by using the IP: play.swiftnetwork.online

Q: Is there a Discord server for the Minecraft server?

A: Yes, you can join our Discord server at: https://discord.com/invite/Vn2dacumfm

Q: Can I watch a trailer for the server?

A: Yes, you can watch the trailer at: https://youtu.be/FiC9Ag6zxmE

VillageCraft VS Hypixel

BUILD, Community, Contribution, Economy, elections, Events, Features, Friendly, join us, manage, market, Minecraft, Players, Protect, PvE, PvP, rules, Server, spawn town, Staff, Style, Survival, Village, Votes

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6128
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Magic Items Found:	3732
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

Hypixel	VillageCraft
Pros One of the largest Minecraft servers with a wide variety of mini-games Active community with regular events and updates Professional staff team ensuring a smooth gameplay experience High-quality game modes and features	Pros Strong and easygoing community with friendly players Player-controlled villages with a sense of ownership Market system for players to trade and progress in the game Community-driven server with player input and elections
Cons Can be overwhelming for new players due to the vast number of game modes Some game modes may have longer queue times Potential for toxic behavior in a large player base	Cons Smaller player base compared to larger servers like Hypixel May lack some of the high-quality features and updates found on larger servers Less variety in gameplay compared to servers with multiple game modes

Hypixel

VillageCraft

Pros

One of the largest Minecraft servers with a wide variety of mini-games
Active community with regular events and updates
Professional staff team ensuring a smooth gameplay experience
High-quality game modes and features

Pros

Strong and easygoing community with friendly players
Player-controlled villages with a sense of ownership
Market system for players to trade and progress in the game
Community-driven server with player input and elections

Cons

Can be overwhelming for new players due to the vast number of game modes
Some game modes may have longer queue times
Potential for toxic behavior in a large player base

Cons

Smaller player base compared to larger servers like Hypixel
May lack some of the high-quality features and updates found on larger servers
Less variety in gameplay compared to servers with multiple game modes

Lost in Minecraft Server

anxiety, confusion, Desperation, Disappearance, Distress, exasperation, fear, Frustration, hopelessness, longing, Lost, Minecraft, missing person, Mystery, Panic, pleading, SEARCHING, Server, unanswered questions, uncertainty, Where the FUCK is she?, worry

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5499
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Dimension Hops:	13	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Are you tired of searching for that elusive Ender Dragon? Well, look no further because on our server, she’s hiding in plain sight! That’s right, we’ve hidden the Ender Dragon in the most unexpected place – right in the middle of a giant chicken coop! Join our server and embark on the wackiest quest to find her and claim your rightful victory!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers! Get your groove on and show off your best moves as you party with these explosive dancers.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server has a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and gold blocks? All you have to do is solve the riddle of the talking sheep who guards the chest and the riches will be yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures that Minecraft has to offer! And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding creeper)!

TexanCraft: Where creepers say ‘yeehaw’ and players ride pigs to victory!

back to Texas, change of scenery, CREEPERS, familiar faces, homecoming, hometown pride, Lone Star love, Lone Star nostalgia, Lone Star pride, Lone Star State, Moving, new beginning, old stomping grounds, packing up, Pigs, Players, Relocation, Ride, settling down, southern hospitality, Southern living, starting over, TexanCraft, texas, Texas forever, Victory, Yeehaw

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2602
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Buildings Constructed:	50	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19

Yeehaw! Saddle up your horses and mosey on over to our wild west themed Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell ya, partner. We’ve got more gold than a leprechaun’s pot of treasure and more TNT than a creeper convention.

But that ain’t all, folks! Our saloon is always rockin’ with the best hoedown tunes this side of the Mississippi. And don’t even get me started on our horse races – we’ve got the fastest stallions this side of the Rio Grande.

So grab your cowboy hat and lasso, ’cause on this server, the only limit is your imagination. And maybe the occasional stampede of zombie cows, but hey, that’s just part of the fun! So what are you waitin’ for? Saddle up and join the rootinest, tootinest Minecraft server in all of the Lone Star State!

LucidSMP: Where carpet is the new diamond armor and 18+ only means legal age, not just server version!

age, Anti Enderman Grief, armor, Armor Stand book, Careful Break, Carpet, chill server, Diamond, Double Shulker Shells, Dupes gravity blocks, Economy, Fabric, Legal, long-term server, Lucidsmp, Means, Minecraft, mini blocks, Mob Heads, Mobswitches, player heads, proximity chat, Server, Shared Resources, shopping district, Single player sleep, smp, Stackable Shulker Boxes, Survival, Version

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5043
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Long-Term SMP
Discord	Join our Discord
Duration	3 years online and still going strong

Server Details

YouTube content creation focused
Server supports client-side mods like tweakeroo and Litematica
Minimum age requirement: 18+
Java Edition / Survival / Fabric / Carpet

Server Focus

Mega bases
Entire Cities & Detailed Bases
Large scale building/terraforming/organics
Technical projects, farms, perimeters
Other builds/projects

Server Features

Proximity Chat
Set Status
Single-player sleep
More Mob Heads
Player Heads

Basic Rules

No griefing
No stealing or cheating
No PVP unless agreed upon by all parties
Keep your branding YouTube friendly

Apply to Join

If you are interested in joining the server, please visit our Discord or check out our website for more information.

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InvisiCraft: Where Cliff Racers are No Match for Invisibility!

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	960
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Tired of those pesky cliff racers ruining your peaceful Minecraft experience? Well, on our server, you can just turn invisible and watch those annoying creatures fly right by you! Join us for the ultimate cliff racer dodging experience and never worry about them bothering you again. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough cliff racer feathers, you can craft yourself a pair of wings and fly away to a secret land filled with diamond blocks and cake! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your epic cliff racer adventure!

Blocky Banter: ‘>GET IN ANON!’

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5492
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Farms Harvested:	128
Holy Grails Found:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most insane place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by the almighty Bacon Lord himself. But beware, for the Bacon Lord’s minions, the evil Porkchop Pirates, will stop at nothing to steal it from you!

Explore our custom-built world filled with floating islands, rainbow-colored sheep, and giant flying creepers that shoot fireworks. Build your own castle made entirely of chocolate blocks and defend it from the dreaded Cookie Goblins who will try to steal your sweet treasure.

But that’s not all! Join our weekly dance parties at the disco dungeon, where you can show off your best dance moves and compete in epic dance-offs against other players. And don’t forget to visit our petting zoo, where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs and race against your friends in the annual Piggy Grand Prix.

So what are you waiting for? Get in anon and join the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Voidwars: Where PVP meets PVE meets Minigames and everything in between! (No Vanilla, just chaos)

Chaos, Character Progression, Combat, Crafting, Discord, Dungeons, enemies, Extraction, gameplay, Gathering, Items, Loot, Mechanics, meets, Minecraft, Minigames, Other, Party System, Players, PvE, PvP, Raids, REWARD, Risk, Shop NPCs, Skills, Vanilla, Voidwars

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5394
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Falling into the Void:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Potions Brewed:	94	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Minecraft Server
Server Address	voidwars.primearca.de

Overview
Hello everyone, I am a member of the team for Etheria: Void Wars, an in-development extraction game as a Minecraft game mode. Join raids, battle in PvPvE content, and build your stash of loot through a series of randomly generated dungeons. We have been consistently updating the game for the past year, and are excited to share with you a cinematic trailer for the current version of our total conversion vanilla server.

Overview

Hello everyone, I am a member of the team for Etheria: Void Wars, an in-development extraction game as a Minecraft game mode. Join raids, battle in PvPvE content, and build your stash of loot through a series of randomly generated dungeons. We have been consistently updating the game for the past year, and are excited to share with you a cinematic trailer for the current version of our total conversion vanilla server.

Features
Complex Randomly Generated Dungeons Risk vs Reward Based Gameplay where you must Extract PvPvE Combat with Redesigned Combat and Unique Enemies Shop NPCs with custom Items Party System with Other Players Gathering and Crafting Mechanics Character Progression with Skills

Join our discord
https://discord.gg/syTMEGx8cu

FAQ
Q: How do I join the Minecraft server? A: Simply enter the server address voidwars.primearca.de in your Minecraft client and join the server. Q: What is the objective of the game mode? A: The objective is to engage in raids, PvPvE combat, and extract valuable loot from randomly generated dungeons. Q: Are there custom items available for purchase? A: Yes, there are shop NPCs with custom items that you can purchase in the game. Q: Can I play solo or do I need to join a party? A: While joining a party with other players is encouraged for a better gaming experience, you can also play solo. Q: Is there character progression in the game? A: Yes, there is character progression with skills available to enhance your gameplay. Q: How often are updates made to the server? A: Updates are consistently made to the server, with new content and features added regularly.

FAQ

Q: How do I join the Minecraft server? A: Simply enter the server address voidwars.primearca.de in your Minecraft client and join the server.

Q: What is the objective of the game mode? A: The objective is to engage in raids, PvPvE combat, and extract valuable loot from randomly generated dungeons.

Q: Are there custom items available for purchase? A: Yes, there are shop NPCs with custom items that you can purchase in the game.

Q: Can I play solo or do I need to join a party? A: While joining a party with other players is encouraged for a better gaming experience, you can also play solo.

Q: Is there character progression in the game? A: Yes, there is character progression with skills available to enhance your gameplay.

Q: How often are updates made to the server? A: Updates are consistently made to the server, with new content and features added regularly.

uncovery minecraft VS Hypixel

Adventure, Architecture, building, Challenges, commandblocks, Community, Competition, Crafting, Creative, Economy, Events, Exploration, FANTASY, Minigames, Mining, Mods, multiplayer, PvE, Redstone, resourcepacks, Roleplay, Sandbox, Skyblock, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9768
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	75	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Hypixel	”uncovery Minecraft”
Pros	Pros
Popular server with large player base	Stable mature community of all ages
Wide variety of minigames and game modes	Protected 128×128 survival or creative lots
Frequent updates and events	Working economy
Active and responsive staff	IRC, Teamspeak, 2D & 3D Maps, active blog
Cons	Cons
Can be overwhelming for new players	Whitelist on the website
Some players may experience lag due to high player count

FAQ

Which server has a larger player base?

Hypixel has a larger player base due to its popularity and wide variety of minigames and game modes.

Which server has a more stable and mature community?

”uncovery Minecraft” boasts a stable mature community of all ages with protected 128×128 survival or creative lots.

Which server offers more unique features?

Hypixel offers a wide variety of minigames and game modes, while ”uncovery Minecraft” features working economy and IRC, Teamspeak, 2D & 3D Maps, active blog.

Which server has better staff support?

Both servers have active and responsive staff, but Hypixel may have more staff due to its larger player base.