But then my wife was all like “you’re playing favorites” and I was like “nah, just teaching them life lessons, fam.” So come join our server where we teach valuable lessons like sharing is caring, but sometimes you gotta earn that diamond sword, ya feel me? #BestMinecraftServerEver #NotPlayingFavorites #JoinUsNow
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HondurasCraft: Shake and Build
hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so lit it caused a 7.6 earthquake off the honduras coast? well look no further cuz this server is the bomb diggity.we got creepers that can do the moonwalk, skeletons that breakdance, and zombies that can sing opera. not to mention our pigs can fly and our cows can do the macarena.
join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server in the world. who needs boring old regular servers when you can be part of a server that literally shakes things up (literally).
come join us and experience the earthquake-inducing fun for yourself. just make sure to hold on to your pickaxe cuz things are gonna get wild.
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CoreCraft: Shake and Bake
HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, THIS SERVER IS SO LIT THAT EVEN THE EARTH’S CORE IS SLOWING DOWN JUST TO CHECK IT OUT! THAT’S RIGHT, THE INNER CORE IS BACKTRACKING BECAUSE THE SEISMIC WAVEFORM CHANGES ARE REVERSING JUST TO GET A GLIMPSE OF THE EPICNESS THAT IS THIS SERVER! JOIN NOW BEFORE THE CORE DECIDES TO STOP FOR GOOD AND MISS OUT ON ALL THE FUN! LET’S MINE AND CRAFT OUR WAY TO VICTORY, BABY!



