Shake MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Treats4EldestOnly

Treats, playing favorites, Culver’s, complaining, UNFAIR

Yo, join our epic Minecraft server where we treat our players like royalty! Just like how I treated my daughter after her dentist appointment – she got a shake, and I got one too! But when my other two kids complained, I was like “nah, you didn’t go to the dentist, so no treats for you!”

But then my wife was all like “you’re playing favorites” and I was like “nah, just teaching them life lessons, fam.” So come join our server where we teach valuable lessons like sharing is caring, but sometimes you gotta earn that diamond sword, ya feel me? #BestMinecraftServerEver #NotPlayingFavorites #JoinUsNow

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HondurasCraft: Shake and Build

caribbean sea, earthquake, disaster management, subduction zone, BUILD

hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so lit it caused a 7.6 earthquake off the honduras coast? well look no further cuz this server is the bomb diggity.

we got creepers that can do the moonwalk, skeletons that breakdance, and zombies that can sing opera. not to mention our pigs can fly and our cows can do the macarena.

join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server in the world. who needs boring old regular servers when you can be part of a server that literally shakes things up (literally).

come join us and experience the earthquake-inducing fun for yourself. just make sure to hold on to your pickaxe cuz things are gonna get wild.

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Market Shake Minecraft SMP

stocks, SHAKE, market, smp, Minecraft

Get ready to join the craziest Minecraft SMP out there! We’ve got Americans shaking up the market, trading diamond blocks like they’re stocks on Wall Street. Join us for some wild adventures, like riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes or building a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Don’t miss out on the chance to become a Minecraft millionaire and conquer the virtual world with your fellow players. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into the madness!

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You Did It Minecraft SMP

Show, explicit, Diversity, Tony, Wednesday

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden chest filled with enchanted diamond armor and weapons. But here’s the catch – the armor was cursed to make you dance uncontrollably every time you wore it! Can you imagine the chaos that ensued as players battled it out while busting a move? It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Yes, you heard that right. Imagine facing off against a dragon while it drops sick beats and spits fire (both literally and metaphorically). It’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience you won’t find anywhere else.

So come join us for a wild ride filled with dancing armor, beatboxing dragons, and who knows what other surprises await you. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. See you in the game!

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Shake It Off Minecraft Server

height advantage, bottom hand, Tactics, Underdog, animal kingdom

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a frog on a unicycle? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the frogs are getting in on the action. Short pepe may be small, but he’s got some serious skills when it comes to PvP. He’s taken down the taller frogs with his epic wrist-twisting moves and unbeatable bottom hand. Join our server and see if you have what it takes to out-frog the competition! And who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two from short pepe himself. Hop on over and join the fun today!

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TsunamiCraft: Shake, Rattle, and Roll!

research, 9 days, oceanography, underwater landslide, seismic activity

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit it caused a 650-foot mega-tsunami that made the earth vibrate for 9 whole days? well, look no further cuz we got u covered, fam! join our server and experience the thrill of building while dodging giant waves and earthquakes like a boss. who needs boring old regular minecraft when u can have heart-pounding natural disasters every day? come join us and see if u can survive the chaos and come out on top as the ultimate minecraft survivor. trust us, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

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Shake that Holy Boobers Minecraft SMP

energetic rhythm, HOLY, party music, Fun, Dance

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to shake those holy boobers! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of dancing llamas who have mastered the art of twerking. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama shake it like there’s no tomorrow.

2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Get ready to boogie down with zombies and skeletons on the dance floor.

3. Our community is filled with quirky characters, from a talking potato who gives out quest rewards in the form of french fries to a magical unicorn who farts rainbows. You’ll never be bored with these oddballs around.

4. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Done. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing sunglasses? Go for it. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe server lag).

So come join us and shake those holy boobers like your Minecraft life depends on it!

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SteamyShameCraft

menu, steak, Clever, humor, Steam

join our epic minecraft server where the cows drop golden apples and the creepers wear top hats. we have a secret underground disco party where the zombies bust out their best dance moves. the pigs can fly and the chickens can do backflips.

we have a giant statue of a potato that shoots out diamonds every hour. our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise and they grant wishes to all players who find the hidden rainbow sheep.

if you join our server, you will be blessed with infinite luck and your enemies will be turned into harmless bunnies. the sun sets in the east and rises in the west because why not?

come join the madness and chaos of our minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination. and remember, keep mining and crafting, my friends.

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CoreCraft: Shake and Bake

earth’s magnetic field, earth’s interior, change reversals, inner core, Earth science

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, THIS SERVER IS SO LIT THAT EVEN THE EARTH’S CORE IS SLOWING DOWN JUST TO CHECK IT OUT! THAT’S RIGHT, THE INNER CORE IS BACKTRACKING BECAUSE THE SEISMIC WAVEFORM CHANGES ARE REVERSING JUST TO GET A GLIMPSE OF THE EPICNESS THAT IS THIS SERVER! JOIN NOW BEFORE THE CORE DECIDES TO STOP FOR GOOD AND MISS OUT ON ALL THE FUN! LET’S MINE AND CRAFT OUR WAY TO VICTORY, BABY!

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Prushka’s Shake Shack Minecraft Server

DELICIOUS, Tasty, Shack, dessert, SHAKE

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, get ready for a server that will blow your mind (literally)! Our Prushka shakes are not your average milkshakes – they’re made with real diamonds and emeralds for that extra bling bling. And the best part? Drinking one will give you superpowers in the game! Want to fly like a chicken or shoot fireballs out of your butt? It’s all possible on our server.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, a creature so elusive and hairy that players have reported seeing him dance the Macarena in the forest. Join our server and embark on a quest to find Bigfoot, but be warned, he’s a master of disguise and may be hiding in plain sight as a block of dirt.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach for those Prushka shakes!

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