SHAKE Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Market Shake Minecraft SMP

AMERICANS, Economy, finance, Investments, market, market activity, market analysis, Market anticipation, market excitement, market movement, market news, market trends, market volatility, Minecraft, Ready, SHAKE, smp, stock market, stocks, Trading, trading day, wall street

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3918
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	280

Get ready to join the craziest Minecraft SMP out there! We’ve got Americans shaking up the market, trading diamond blocks like they’re stocks on Wall Street. Join us for some wild adventures, like riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes or building a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Don’t miss out on the chance to become a Minecraft millionaire and conquer the virtual world with your fellow players. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into the madness!

You Did It Minecraft SMP

adult content, Captivating, Diversity, Entertainment, explicit, Goddess, mesmerizing, Minecraft, Performance, Provocative, Screen, SHAKE, Show, smp, television, titties, Tony, Trannymite, Transgender, tune in, Wednesday, WEEKLY, WIN

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4070
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Potions Brewed:	142
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Ores Mined:	6752	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden chest filled with enchanted diamond armor and weapons. But here’s the catch – the armor was cursed to make you dance uncontrollably every time you wore it! Can you imagine the chaos that ensued as players battled it out while busting a move? It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Yes, you heard that right. Imagine facing off against a dragon while it drops sick beats and spits fire (both literally and metaphorically). It’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience you won’t find anywhere else.

So come join us for a wild ride filled with dancing armor, beatboxing dragons, and who knows what other surprises await you. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. See you in the game!

Shake It Off Minecraft Server

amphibian, animal kingdom, bottom hand, Competition, DOMINANCE, Frog, hand strength, handshake, height advantage, Minecraft, Pepe, physical contest, Server, SHAKE, strategy, Tactics, tall vs short, top wrist, Underdog, unexpected outcome, Victory, winner, wrist twist

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4551
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Dragons Tamed:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a frog on a unicycle? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the frogs are getting in on the action. Short pepe may be small, but he’s got some serious skills when it comes to PvP. He’s taken down the taller frogs with his epic wrist-twisting moves and unbeatable bottom hand. Join our server and see if you have what it takes to out-frog the competition! And who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two from short pepe himself. Hop on over and join the fun today!

TsunamiCraft: Shake, Rattle, and Roll!

9 days, disaster prevention, Earth, earthquake, environmental impact, geology, mega-tsunami, Mystery, natural disaster, ocean floor, oceanography, rattle, research, Roll, scientific discovery, scientists, seismic activity, seismic waves, SHAKE, tectonic plates, Tsunami warning, TsunamiCraft, underwater landslide, vibrate

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	407
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Secret Passages Found:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit it caused a 650-foot mega-tsunami that made the earth vibrate for 9 whole days? well, look no further cuz we got u covered, fam! join our server and experience the thrill of building while dodging giant waves and earthquakes like a boss. who needs boring old regular minecraft when u can have heart-pounding natural disasters every day? come join us and see if u can survive the chaos and come out on top as the ultimate minecraft survivor. trust us, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

Shake that Holy Boobers Minecraft SMP

beat, boobers, catchy, catchy beat, Dance, dance music, Energetic, energetic rhythm, Fun, fun lyrics, HOLY, holy boobers, Lyrics, Minecraft, Music, Party, party music, Rhythm, SHAKE, shake that, shake that holy boobers, smp

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1528
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to shake those holy boobers! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of dancing llamas who have mastered the art of twerking. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama shake it like there’s no tomorrow.

2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Get ready to boogie down with zombies and skeletons on the dance floor.

3. Our community is filled with quirky characters, from a talking potato who gives out quest rewards in the form of french fries to a magical unicorn who farts rainbows. You’ll never be bored with these oddballs around.

4. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Done. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing sunglasses? Go for it. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe server lag).

So come join us and shake those holy boobers like your Minecraft life depends on it!

SteamyShameCraft

chain, Clever, Creative, different, Dining, fast food, Food, funny, humor, menu, play on words, Popular, Restaurant, SHAKE, shame, steak, Steam, SteamyShameCraft, Swap, Unique, wordplay

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9107
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Enchantments Applied:	110	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

join our epic minecraft server where the cows drop golden apples and the creepers wear top hats. we have a secret underground disco party where the zombies bust out their best dance moves. the pigs can fly and the chickens can do backflips.

we have a giant statue of a potato that shoots out diamonds every hour. our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise and they grant wishes to all players who find the hidden rainbow sheep.

if you join our server, you will be blessed with infinite luck and your enemies will be turned into harmless bunnies. the sun sets in the east and rises in the west because why not?

come join the madness and chaos of our minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination. and remember, keep mining and crafting, my friends.

CoreCraft: Shake and Bake

Backtracking, Bake, change reversals, CoreCraft, Earth science, Earth’s core, earth’s geology, earth’s interior, earth’s magnetic field, Earth’s Rotation, geodynamics, geophysical research, geophysics, inner core, mantle dynamics, planetary structure, seismic activity, seismic waveform, SHAKE, slowing down

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9101
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	178	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Runes Activated:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	53	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, THIS SERVER IS SO LIT THAT EVEN THE EARTH’S CORE IS SLOWING DOWN JUST TO CHECK IT OUT! THAT’S RIGHT, THE INNER CORE IS BACKTRACKING BECAUSE THE SEISMIC WAVEFORM CHANGES ARE REVERSING JUST TO GET A GLIMPSE OF THE EPICNESS THAT IS THIS SERVER! JOIN NOW BEFORE THE CORE DECIDES TO STOP FOR GOOD AND MISS OUT ON ALL THE FUN! LET’S MINE AND CRAFT OUR WAY TO VICTORY, BABY!

Prushka’s Shake Shack Minecraft Server

Beverage, Blended, cold, creamy, DELICIOUS, dessert, drink, homemade, ice cold, Indulgent, milkshake, Minecraft, Prushka, Prushkas, Ready, Refreshing, satisfying, Server, Shack, SHAKE, shakes, Smooth, Summer, Tasty, Treat

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	4922
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, get ready for a server that will blow your mind (literally)! Our Prushka shakes are not your average milkshakes – they’re made with real diamonds and emeralds for that extra bling bling. And the best part? Drinking one will give you superpowers in the game! Want to fly like a chicken or shoot fireballs out of your butt? It’s all possible on our server.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, a creature so elusive and hairy that players have reported seeing him dance the Macarena in the forest. Join our server and embark on a quest to find Bigfoot, but be warned, he’s a master of disguise and may be hiding in plain sight as a block of dirt.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach for those Prushka shakes!

HandshakeCraft: Where citizenship is earned one shake at a time!

citizenship, citizenship application, citizenship benefits, citizenship ceremony, citizenship interview, citizenship laws, citizenship oath, citizenship obligations, citizenship process, citizenship requirements, citizenship responsibilities, citizenship rights, citizenship test, cultural integration, cultural norms, customs, EARNED, handshake, HandshakeCraft, immigration, naturalization, SHAKE, social etiquette, Time

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6886
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Mines Excavated:	1377	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Are you tired of having to shake hands with strangers just to become a citizen in your country? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, all you have to do is build a giant statue of yourself out of diamond blocks to gain citizenship! That’s right, no more awkward handshakes or small talk, just good old-fashioned block building.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and trade rare items for emeralds. Rumor has it that if you can find their hidden llama temple, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a world where handshakes are a thing of the past and llamas rule the land. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SkyHigh Slumber Party

Aircraft noise, aircraft noise effects, daily sleep rhythm, disrupted sleep, disrupted sleep-wake cycles, disturbances, disturbed sleep, night, nighttime aircraft noise, nighttime noise, Party, Poor sleep quality, restlessness, skyhigh, sleep deprivation, sleep disruption, sleep disturbances, sleep patterns, sleep quality, sleep-wake cycles, Slumber

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8120
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Ores Mined:	1630	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of sleeping with aircraft noise blasting in your ears all night long! Who needs a peaceful night’s sleep when you can have disrupted sleep-wake cycles and feel restless all the time? Our server will have you feeling like you’re living next to an airport runway 24/7! Say goodbye to boring, uninterrupted sleep and hello to the constant excitement of never knowing when the next plane will fly overhead! Join now for a sleep experience like no other!

BauBau’s Block Party – Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7993
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	25	Dragon Eggs Found:	6769
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Battle Standards Raised:	13

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most ridiculous one out there! Join us for a chance to witness the legendary “BAU”DOL in action, born to be the ultimate Minecraft master!

Our server is so epic that even the debut was out of this world, with 3D graphics that will blow your mind! Check out our YouTube channel for all the insanity and don’t forget to follow our schedule for some mind-blowing streams.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our unarchived content for some Twitter spaces, karaokes, and other wacky surprises. And don’t miss out on our official playlist of covers and songs that will have you dancing in your minecart!

And if that’s not enough, we’ve got merch that will make you the envy of all your blocky friends. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be prepared for some “baubau” singing, NSFW content, and VTL team info that will leave you questioning reality. See you on the server, fellow Minecraft maniacs!

Oh noooo Minecraft SMP

Despair, Disappointment, dramatic, exaggerated, exasperation, Expression, Frustration, funny, humor, internet culture, meme, Minecraft, negative emotions, noooo, Oh No!, Oh noooo, reaction, Sadness, smp, social media, trending, Upset, viral

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9722
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, or embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of breakdancing. And rumor has it that if you can impress them with your sick dance moves, they’ll grant you three wishes! Want a pet dragon that farts rainbows? Done. Need a house made entirely out of cake? Consider it built.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Who knows, you might just become the ruler of the land of exploding chickens and breakdancing llamas!

FashionRebel Minecraft Server

aita, apartment, Boundaries, casual clothing, Communication Issues, Disrespect, FashionRebel, Fight, freedom, friendship, group dynamics, living situation, Minecraft, no bra, refusing to change, roommates boyfriend, Server, shorts, small tops, text argument, what I wear

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6368
Rating:	4.3 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value freedom and individuality above all else! Looking for a place to express yourself without boundaries? Look no further!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with rebellious players who refuse to conform to societal norms. Just like the player who dared to defy her roommate’s request to wear a bra around her boyfriend. Who needs a bra when you have the freedom to roam around in your virtual world with no restrictions?

Experience the drama and chaos of living with roommates who bring their boyfriends over without paying rent. Will you stand your ground like our fearless player, or will you give in to the demands of those who try to control your virtual wardrobe?

So come on, join our server and let your rebellious spirit run free! Who knows what outrageous situations you’ll find yourself in next. Remember, on this server, the only rule is to have fun and be yourself, no matter how outrageous that may be!

ShowerCraftLOL

Boundaries, cleanliness, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consideration, cousins, Etiquette, family dynamics, hooking up, house rules, living arrangements, moral beliefs, personal space, privacy, relationships, religious beliefs, roommates, shared bathroom, shower, ShowerCraftLOL

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9207
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	80	Votes:	5878
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value cleanliness above all else! Join us for a wild adventure filled with drama and scandal, just like the story of this player and her roommates.

Imagine a world where showering etiquette is taken to the extreme, where one must clean the bathroom “really good” after any questionable activities. Will you be able to navigate the treacherous waters of shared showers and conservative roommates?

Embark on quests to find the perfect cleaning supplies, battle against the forces of grime and dirt, and prove yourself worthy of using the sacred shower in the master suite. Will you be the hero who restores peace and cleanliness to the land, or will you be deemed the villain who leaves water behind for all to see?

Join our server now for a unique and hilarious experience that will leave you questioning your own showering habits. Who knew that Minecraft could be so scandalous and clean at the same time?

HeartKillerMC SMP

cardiovascular disease, cholesterol, diabetes, emotional stress, family history, heart attack, Heart Disease, Heart failure, HeartKillerMC, high blood pressure, hypertension, inflammation, lack of exercise, obesity, poor diet, poor sleep, sedentary lifestyle, smoking, smp, stress, unhealthy habits, unhealthy lifestyle

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4201
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for what is killing your heart! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and maybe even a few explosions (don’t worry, we have insurance)!

Our server is home to a community of players who are as insane as they come. From building giant statues of chickens to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but wooden swords, there is never a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond unicorn that roams the lands, granting wishes to those who can catch it (good luck with that)!

So why wait? Join our server today and let your heart be filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a little bit of madness. Who knows, you might just find yourself becoming the ruler of the server’s very own banana kingdom (yes, we have a banana kingdom, don’t ask why). See you on the other side, adventurer!

CrushCraft: Not the One

break up, Closure, Crush, CrushCraft, DATING, Disappointment, emotional growth, healing, HEARTBREAK, introspection, letting go, love, moving on, personal development, realization, rejection, relationship, romance, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, unrequited love

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8737
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Towns Built:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have your crush steal them all and run off with someone else? Well, fear not! Join our epic Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life and focus on building the biggest, baddest castle in all the land.

Our server is so lit, even creepers are afraid to explode in our presence. We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, mythical creatures roaming the lands, and a PvP arena where you can settle your differences with your crush once and for all (spoiler alert: you’ll totally kick their pixelated butt).

So why waste your time with someone who doesn’t appreciate your redstone skills when you can join our server and become the ruler of your own virtual kingdom? Say goodbye to heartbreak and hello to endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft!

CraftyCommiesCraft

Accountability, China, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyCommiesCraft, Danish PM, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global politics, Government, international relations, intervention, RESPONSIBILITY, russia, sanctions, Support, world leaders

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	559
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

so, like, u gotta join this amazin’ minecraft server cuz, like, we got this crazy story where China is like helpin’ Russia take over the world, but don’t worry, we got ur back on this server! u can come build ur own army of pigs and chickens to fight off the evil Chinese and Russian forces. plus, the Danish PM is like our biggest fan and he’s always playin’ on the server, so u know it’s gotta be good. come join us and help save the world from total destruction, one block at a time!

PeePee Palace

baby, bathroom, Behavior, bodily functions, Communication, Cultural differences, diaper, Etiquette, going to the bathroom, hygiene, Language, outside, Palace, Peeing, peepee, Privilege, relieve yourself, social constructs, societal norms, specialized room, Taboos, wetting

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7719
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Crops Grown:	7933	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we pee outside like true warriors! forget about boring bathrooms, we embrace the call of nature in all its glory. build your own pee shrine and show off your mad skills to the world. join us now for a pee-tastic adventure like no other!

BlockyCancerCare – Keep your health bar full!

2021, bar, BlockyCancerCare, cancer detection, cancer screenings, full, government programs, health, health care system costs, healthcare coverage, healthcare economics, healthcare expenses, healthcare finance., healthcare funding, healthcare industry, healthcare policy, healthcare spending, healthcare statistics, medicaid, medical costs, medicare, private insurance, uninsured persons, united states

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9423
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Runes Activated:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Votes:	5139
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

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