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Cope Sturbation Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3435
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Void Gems Collected:	29
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8645
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Animals Bred:	100

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret cave filled with diamond blocks. But here’s the twist – the diamond blocks were actually enchanted with the power to make your character do the floss dance every time you mined them! How hilarious is that?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop bacon that gives you super speed for 10 minutes. Imagine zooming around the map like a bacon-powered superhero! And don’t even get me started on our custom mobs – we have zombie chickens that lay explosive eggs and creeper cows that explode into confetti when you defeat them.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

> Kicks Out At 3 Minecraft SMP

acrobatics, agility, athletic maneuvers, athleticism, audience engagement, cartwheels, crowd interaction, Entertainment, frontflips, gorilla position, high five, kicks, kicks out, kip-ups, Minecraft, Performance, physicality, ring entrance, ring exit, ring skills, showmanship, smp, wrestling moves

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6481
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Endless Night Skies:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky SMP where players are required to do a kip-up every time they respawn, frontflip off the edge of the world, and cartwheel back to spawn. And if that’s not enough, we have a special event where players have to high five the entrance ramp before entering any building. Trust us, you won’t find a more ridiculous and fun server out there! So come join us and show off your acrobatic skills in ways you never thought possible in Minecraft!

Dragon and Sword Minecraft server

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6494
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Runes Activated:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Dragon&Sword

A promising project just starting to grow.Join our team. Recruitment for admin is underway. compound.

217.106.107.160:26922

Popo’s Block Party Minecraft Server

Anime, art style, BLOCK, catchy ED, Christmas imagery, fanservice, Festive, Hag, holiday, Loli, Meido, Minecraft, Nipples, Party, PopOS, Popotan, seasonal affective disorder, seasonal depression, Server, soulful animation, Studio Shaft, summer setting, Tomboy, winter blues

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4825
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old Christmas movies? Come join our Minecraft server instead! We’ve got hags, lolis, tomboys, and maids – something for everyone! And who needs snow when you can enjoy a summer setting all year round? Plus, our soulful animation by Studio Shaft will blow your mind. But the real reason to join? Our catchy ED will have you dancing in your seat! Don’t miss out on the most epic Christmas experience of your life – join us now!

Broncos Championship Inbound Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9106
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Farms Harvested:	887
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	83
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Villages Defended:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Runes Activated:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, llama rodeos, and a secret underground base where we worship a giant chicken named Cluckington.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn all the dirt blocks into chocolate cake.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft SMP this side of the Nether! Just remember, if you can’t handle the heat, stay out of the lava pit.

PixelmonZ

3d, Adventure, Custom Features, Custom Ranks, developers, dynamic events, Minecraft, new content, open world, Pixelmon, Pixelmon newbie, PixelmonZ, pokemon, PvE, Quests, Server, Staff, unique gameplay, Veteran trainer

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7684
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	8970
Dragons Tamed:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

Welcome to PixelmonZ, the ultimate Pixelmon experience! With tons of custom features and unique gameplay, PixelmonZ is the perfect place to catch and train your favorite Pokemon in a 3D open-world environment. Our server has a dedicated team of staff and developers who constantly update the server with new content, including custom ranks, unique quests, and dynamic events. Whether you’re a veteran Pokemon trainer or a Pixelmon newbie, PixelmonZ has something for everyone. Join us today and start your Pixelmon adventure!

play.pixelmonz.xyz:25571

Cuckold Craft Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4841
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Emeralds Found:	2463
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Are you ready to embark on a wild adventure that will make your Minecraft experience unforgettable? Join our server and get ready to explore a world where the craziest things can happen!

Picture this: you and your mom teaming up to take on creepers and zombies together. Who knew that a Minecraft server could bring families closer than ever before? Join us and see just how far you’re willing to go for the ultimate gaming experience!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of parkour. Can you keep up with these speedy creatures as they race through obstacle courses and challenge you to keep up?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a cuckoo situation with your mom that you never expected!

Remember the Date Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2894
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Void Armor Forged:	23
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Love Letters Sent:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest, and most meme-tastic server out there! We have retired the Bobo meme on /biz/ and replaced it with the Bobo Minecraft SMP meme – it’s the next level of internet culture, trust us.

Join our server for a chance to ride on flying llamas, battle giant chickens, and mine diamonds with a pickaxe made out of pure cheese! Our community is filled with hilarious characters like the legendary Bobo himself, who will guide you on epic quests to find the rarest loot in the land.

But that’s not all – we also have regular events like “Dance Dance Revolution with Creepers” and “Hot Potato with Ender Pearls” that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience Minecraft like never before!

Crafty Ocean Adventures Minecraft Server

Adventures, Atlantic Ocean, Crafty, Minecraft, Ocean, ocean choice, ocean comparison, ocean debate, ocean decision, ocean decision making, ocean dilemma, Ocean Discovery, Ocean exploration, ocean geography, ocean inquiry, ocean options, ocean preference, ocean query, ocean question, ocean selection, ocean trivia, pacific ocean, Pacific vs Atlantic, Server

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2584
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Animals Bred:	89	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Are you tired of choosing between the Pacific Ocean and the Atlantic Ocean? Well, on our server, you can have both! That’s right, we’ve merged the two oceans together to create the ultimate aquatic playground for you to explore.

Join our server and dive into the depths of the Pacific-Atlantic Ocean, where you can swim with dolphins, ride on the backs of giant squids, and even discover hidden underwater cities filled with treasure.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underwater portal that will transport you to a magical realm where you can battle sea monsters and collect rare loot.

So why settle for just one ocean when you can have the best of both worlds on our server? Join now and start your epic underwater adventure today!

Capeshit film stars straight white men… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9666
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Buildings Constructed:	28
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Secret Passages Found:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement comes from mining and crafting? Well, look no further because our server is filled with capeshit film stars who are all straight white men! And guess what? We’ve made a billion diamonds just from their sheer star power! Who would’ve thunk it? Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a few explosions (don’t worry, it’s all in good fun)! So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see why our server is the talk of the block!