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Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 6900 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Dragon Eggs Found: | 3477 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 50 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Animals Bred: | 149 |
But here’s the kicker, apparently, this server is actually built on top of a buried treasure that holds the key to unlocking a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese. I know, I know, it sounds too good to be true, but I heard it from a guy who heard it from a guy who heard it from a guy who knows a guy who’s cousin’s best friend’s uncle’s neighbor’s dog’s groomer’s sister’s boyfriend’s dentist who’s been there and seen it with his own eyes.
So, like, if you’re looking for a wild adventure and want to uncover the mysteries of the cheese universe, you totally gotta join this secret Minecraft SMP server. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism, because things are about to get weird. Like, weirder than a llama wearing a top hat kind of weird. Trust me, you won’t regret it.