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Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 1895 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 9 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary “Blocky Booty Battle” where players compete in a fierce twerking competition to see who has the best moves. The winner gets a diamond-encrusted thong to show off their victory in style.
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can join our exclusive “Minecraft After Dark” events where things get a little… spicy. Let’s just say there’s a reason why our server motto is “What happens in Minecraft, stays in Minecraft.”
So come on down and join us for a wild and unforgettable Minecraft experience. Who knows what kind of kinks you’ll discover along the way!