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Potty Break PvP

bathroom alone time, bathroom behavior, bathroom culture, bathroom distractions, bathroom entertainment., bathroom etiquette, bathroom habits, bathroom multitasking, bathroom phone calls, bathroom phone usage, bathroom privacy, bathroom reading, bathroom routines, bathroom time, Break, long bathroom breaks, phone addiction, phone in toilet, phone use in bathroom, phones in bathroom, potty, PvP

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2830
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT TOILET FIGHTS! YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT, TOILET FIGHTS! WE GOT PEE PEE VS POO POO BATTLES GOIN’ ON 24/7. WHO WILL WIN? WHO WILL BE FLUSHED DOWN THE DRAIN OF DEFEAT? COME FIND OUT ON OUR SERVER! ALSO, DID I MENTION WE HAVE FLYING LLAMAS THAT SHOOT RAINBOWS OUT OF THEIR BUTTS? YEAH, IT’S A REAL HOOT! SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER YOU’LL EVER ENCOUNTER! LET’S GET READY TO RUMBLE IN THE BATHROOM!

Mystic Realm Quests 1.20.4

1.20.4, Awful, body image issues, bulimia, coping mechanisms, emotional regulation, gender stereotypes, getting fat, gross, Men, mental health, mental illness, mystic, porn addiction, psychological distress, Quests, Realm, self-destructive behavior, self-mutilation, societal pressures, toxic masculinity, unhealthy coping strategies, unhealthy habits, Women

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6672
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Crops Grown:	5177	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8

Join our Minecraft server and escape the horrors of reality where men choose awful coping mechanisms like porn addiction and getting fat. Here, you can unleash your creativity and build a world where the only addiction is to mining diamonds and the only thing getting fat is your virtual pig farm. Say no to gross coping mechanisms and yes to a blocky paradise where the only thing you’ll be mutilating is the landscape to build your epic castle. So come on, join us and leave the grossness of reality behind!

HubbyHaterCraft

Boundaries, Chores, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Empathy, family, Guilt, homeschooling, HubbyHaterCraft, husband, Marriage, mental health, parenting, quality time, relationships, self-care, stress, Support, Understanding, Wife, work-life balance

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5720
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4239	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and feeling guilty for taking time for yourself? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only stress is deciding what block to place next!

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about dirty dishes piling up in the sink. No more nagging kids to do their chores or feeling touched out from a long day. Just pure, unadulterated block-placing fun!

Forget about annoying husbands who don’t understand the need for alone time. On our server, you can relax in a virtual bath without anyone bothering you. And if you want to watch a movie by yourself, no one will tell you it’s ridiculous!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to real-life drama. Build, explore, and destress in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations!

VanceCraft: Breaking Taboos & Building Blocks

blocks, BREAKING, building, CONSERVATIVE, controversial meeting, controversy, extremism, far right leader, far-right party, German politics, germany, JD Vance, leader, Meeting, meeting with far-right party, nationalism, political dialogue, Political discussion, Political Engagement, Politics, right wing, taboo-breaking, Taboos, VanceCraft

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8178
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	13

so, like, imagine this: you join our minecraft server and suddenly you’re transported to a world where JD Vance is breaking taboos left and right! he’s meeting with the leader of Germany’s far-right party, like, what even is happening?! but don’t worry, because on our server, anything is possible!

join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists. build your own empire, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even run into JD Vance himself (okay, maybe not, but a player named JD_Vance might be wandering around somewhere).

why join our server, you ask? well, where else can you witness such insane events and have the chance to be a part of them? plus, our community is filled with hilarious and friendly players who will make your time here unforgettable.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the chaos begin! who knows, maybe you’ll even become besties with JD Vance and the leader of Germany’s far-right party. anything can happen in our wacky minecraft world!

Quarter of the Void 1.20.5

1.20.5, AMERICANS, college students, CUMSHOTS, Ego, ejaculations, elderly couples, Empty, Men, nation, people, per hour, per minute, per second, professionals, Quarter, sexually active, virginities, Void, work, working hours, younger ones

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6162
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mines Excavated:	2518
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	173	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Join our Minecraft server and escape the overwhelming pressure of millions of ejaculations happening every second in America!

Experience a world where you can build, explore, and mine without worrying about the weight of simultaneous cumshots crushing your ego.

College students, overworked professionals, and elderly couples can all come together in our server to unleash their creativity and have fun without the burden of societal expectations.

Don’t miss out on the chance to escape the madness of real life and join us in a virtual world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations!

ExBlocktion Minecraft Server

Argument, Bachelor, bills, Carpenter, Court, electrician, ex, ExBlocktion, father in-law, fixer upper, Girlfriend, Handy, House, Kids, Minecraft, moving out, Pregnant, renovation, rent out, SEPARATE, Separated, Server, splitting, WIBTA

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	158
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	274
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

Are you tired of dealing with in-laws who think they own the place? Join our Minecraft server and build your own virtual house without any interference from pesky father-in-laws! No need to worry about splitting bills or dealing with family drama – just focus on crafting and building to your heart’s content.

Plus, our server is equipped with a special “Ex-Father-in-Law Eliminator” tool that allows you to banish any unwanted relatives from your virtual world. Say goodbye to awkward family arguments and hello to a stress-free gaming experience!

So come join us and let your creativity run wild in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding the perfect spot for your diamond castle. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with real-life renovations and family disputes.

CrazyCraft: AITA?!?!

Adult, aita, attachment, birthday present, Boyfriend, cat, crazy, crazycraft, DAUGHTER, dog, family dog, ferret, full-time job, GRIEVING, mean, pet responsibility, RESPONSIBILITY, School, SNAKE, social life

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9871
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into getting pets for your kids? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the never-ending cycle of pet responsibility. No more cleaning up after snakes, feeding ferrets, or walking dogs. Our virtual world is pet-free and responsibility-free! Plus, you won’t have to deal with any sneaky boyfriends buying unwanted pets for your adult children. Say goodbye to pet drama and hello to a stress-free gaming experience. Join now and leave the real-life pet responsibilities behind!

CraftyCraze: The Best Thing!

Advancements, best, CraftyCraze, current affairs, current events, encouraging, Global, Happening, Impactful, inspiring, noteworthy, opinion, Optimistic, Positive Change, positive news, progress, Significant, society, trend, Uplifting, world

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7047
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Star Shards Collected:	201	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	6076
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Well, obviously it’s our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Because we have flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops. Yes, you heard that right. And don’t even get me started on our pet dragons that shoot rainbow fireballs. Oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers? Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the craziness happening on our server. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

CraftyModiMuskMixup

confusion, controversy, CraftyModiMuskMixup, Diplomatic, discussion, Government, headline, Indian PM, international affairs, Meeting, modi, Musk, News, Politics, relationships, speculation, summit, summit meeting, trump, U.S. visit, world leaders

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1938
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	70	Secret Passages Found:	4
Villages Defended:	15	Star Shards Collected:	275
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Crops Grown:	4813
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

so, like, you gotta join this amazin’ minecraft server cuz like, trump was all like, “wut da heck, why is modi hangin’ out with musk in da u.s.???” and we were all like, “yo, come join our server and maybe u can figure it out, bro!”

we got crazy builds dat will blow ur mind, like a giant chicken made outta diamonds and a rollercoaster dat goes through a volcano.

plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all our rare items, like enchanted golden apples and dragon eggs.

so come join us on dis wild ride and maybe u can solve da mystery of modi and musk’s epic hang sesh. it’s gonna be lit, fam!

CraftVerse Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, anti-connection, anti-social, antisocial behavior, apathetic, Craftverse, disconnected, Disconnection, fictional language, Hermit, independent, Introvert, ISOLATION, isolationism, LONER, LoneWolf, misanthropic, Netflix, programming, Realms, reclusive, solitary, solitude

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6000
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Villages Defended:	19
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6

Yo bro, forget about connecting with humans and dive into the ultimate Minecraft server where you can speak the language of the blocks! Join us and learn the language of creepers, zombies, and Endermen – who needs people when you can communicate with pixelated mobs? Plus, our server has a secret language only true gamers can decipher, so if you’re tired of human interaction, come join us for a language experience like no other!