| Server IP | play.straightupminecraft.com |
|---|---|
| Join us on Discord | https://discord.gg/camSwwyUAe |
About Straight Up:
Straight Up is a vanilla Minecraft: Java edition server open to all players. We offer a laid back survival experience that is as close to vanilla as possible. The overworld has never been wiped since our founding date of April 1st, 2019, and we intend to keep it that way. With a rich history spanning over 5 years, there is much to explore and many adventures to be had.
[🧨] PvP and griefing permitted. No land claims or land protection.
[💻] Stable server performance.
[🌎] No world resets. Ever. Many servers boast this, but few have stuck around as long as we have.
[🍪] Minor quality of life changes to empower greater player freedom. Kill players to obtain their head. Eat a cookie to stop phantoms from spawning without moving your bed.
[‼️] Unobtrusive but effective anticheat to put vanilla players on a fair footing and maintain server performance.
[🚫] No /tpa, no /warp, no /home. No currency, factions, or economy plugins that ruin the vanilla experience. Just Straight Up survival Minecraft. The way Minecraft was meant to be played.
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Can I claim land or protect my builds? | No, land claims or protections are not allowed on the server. |
| Are there world resets? | No, the overworld has never been wiped since the server’s founding date. |
| Is PvP allowed on the server? | Yes, PvP and griefing are permitted on the server. |
| Are there any quality of life changes on the server? | Yes, there are minor quality of life changes such as obtaining player heads by killing players and stopping phantoms from spawning by eating a cookie. |
| Are there economy plugins on the server? | No, there are no currency, factions, or economy plugins on the server to maintain the vanilla Minecraft experience. |
Welcome, brave soul! Have you ever felt the universe tethered by a flimsy string of logic? Well, un-tether yourself and dive into the chaos of our Minecraft server, heralded as the greatest* (*or the worst, they say—what’s worse than the worst?!) server you’ll ever join! Here, the blocks shift when you turn away and time is just an illusion locked inside a cactus. Forget everything you know! Or don’t. Who even knows?
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Invisible Creepers | Why waste time finding creepers when they can find YOU! Just like love, they are always there in the shadows, waiting. |
| Time-Traveling Crafting Tables | Craft your potions yesterday but use them tomorrow! Perfect for getting lost in the multiverse of despair. |
| The Great Diamond Conspiracy | Diamonds are secretly made of broccoli. Mine them and discover the taste of betrayal! |
| Endless Nausea Mode | Breathe! In this mode, everything spins forever—kind of like your sanity. Dare to join? |
| Welcome Committee of Llamas | Ever been judged by a llama wearing a beret? Now’s your chance! |
Q: What version of Minecraft is this server?
A: The version that exists only in the whispering winds, possibly crafted by dimensional llamas guiding your fateful steps towards enlightenment… or just a lullaby.
Q: Can I play with friends?
A: Friends are just mirrors that reflect your deepest fears—use them or lose them. Who needs friends when paranoia is the ultimate companion?
Q: Is this server community friendly?
A: Community? More like a hive-mind of echolocation and spaghetti thoughts. Are you ready to be uplifted by your own existential dread?
“Why are there so many asian girls with black guys?”
“In a world where cow farts power the economy, nothing makes sense anymore.”
“I remember the day my socks played chess with the fridge. It was glorious!”
Welcome, brave souls and bewildered wanderers! Step into The Wedding Conundrum, a Minecraft server where familial ties warp into pixelated absurdity and every block is a potential weapon in the War of Reconciliation. Here things are seldom what they seem: is it love, or is it a ritualistic trap designed by time-traveling ex-husbands? The line between heartwarming and horrifying blurs like a glitch in the Matrix!
Gather ‘round, ye who dare to tread this pixelated landscape! Here, in this realm of chaotic unions, your cousin’s ex-husband may very well be your next best friend—or enemy? Why, the mere act of attending a wedding without a gift is akin to brazenly flirting with the very fabric of space-time! Attend this reception, but beware! Unintentional gifts might come leaping at you like lovelorn creepers.
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| The Giftless Gambit | Attend weddings without a gift—risk the wrath of Gift Monsters! Will you emerge unscathed? |
| Reconciliation Arena | Settle scores in a PvP (Pixelated vs. Personal) duel to the death, or a handshake! |
| Duplicated Inventory | Your loot is already doubled! Can you craft a new invention from heartbreak? |
| The Ex-Husband Event Horizon | Glitch into the realm where all ex-spouses congregate—dodge their questions while crafting your escape! |
“I showed up without a gift, a sharp-eyed Gift Goblin nearly sucked me into a void of eternal awkwardness!" — UselessPlayer42
“You think fighting the Ender Dragon is tough? Try explaining to Aunt Karen why you’re here without an epic wedding taco bar.” — MC_Fighting_Mirth
Rumors swirl about the Great Giftless Conspiracy:
But what is the truth? Dare to join and find out!
The Phantom Ex-Registry: Afraid of seeing your own ex on the server? Good luck! Every corner holds echoes of past relationships morphing into alternate civilizations where nothing is as it was.
Join our server to plunge into the hazardous blend of love, heartbreak, and the dread of attending without an obligatory casserole! Here, the only currency is the absurdity of existence—will you skate through the flames of familial insanity, or will you be lost forever in the labyrinth of marital entanglements?
Beware, brave wanderer: in The Wedding Conundrum, not all returns lead to rekindled love, and not all gifts are given freely. Will you become one with the chaos, or will you perish in the great void of social awkwardness?
Dare you accept the wedding invitation? Join us… if you can find the entrance.
🌍🏰 Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server of all time! Why join us, you ask? Let me hit you with a couple of absurdly hilarious reasons that’ll have you crafting your way to glory faster than a creeper can blow up your house! 💥✨
Epic Resource Wars: Ever wondered what would happen if the ender dragon’s hoard of emeralds somehow ended up in the hands of a pig? Well, we’ve got a legendary tale for you! Join us as we battle it out in the “Rich vs. Poor” arena, where piggy banks just might hold the key to your fortune—if you can defeat the Pigs of Wealth first! 🐖💰
The Great Block Party: Complain about the state of your block? Let’s throw a block party! Swing pickaxes and party like it’s 1999 while gathering resources from every corner of the server! Rumor has it, if you place a cake on the stage during the festivities, a magical unicorn will show up to give you infinite diamonds. I mean, who wouldn’t want to bring joy to a mythical creature? (Disclaimer: unicorns may not exist, but the cake is definitely real!) 🍰🦄
Giant Creeper Conspiracy: Do you believe in the theory that the government has been infiltrated by… CREEPERS? Join our secret society of Minecraftians hunting down “The Exploder’s Club,” a krew of creepers set on thwarting our foundation of democracy (or whatever it is we build in Minecraft)! The reward? A secretly coded book that gives you a lifetime supply of TNT! (Just don’t blow up too much… or do. We’re not here to judge!) 🎆😱
Relationship Therapy with Villagers: Tired of breaking your pickaxe while digging for love? Dive into the VALLEY OF VILLAGERS where they hold the key to understanding relationships in Minecraft! Participate in their “Date Night” events, where they trade love potions for emeralds! From steamy creeper romance to the complicated love triangle of two villagers fighting over a single pumpkin pie, we’ve got the drama you crave! 🥧💘
So, if you’re ready for a server where insanity meets creativity—join us for the ride of your pixelated life! Adventure awaits, and we’re pretty sure you’ll have some legendary ‘porkchop’ moments! 🥓✨