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DFT SMP – Discord FapCraft

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5278
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	129

Welcome to the most scandalous Minecraft SMP out there – /dft/! Join us for a wild ride where we talk about our fetishes, post tags that will make you blush, and even have special “jerk off” challenges.

In our loving housewife edition, you’ll find yourself in a world where the creepers are more interested in your secrets than blowing up your house. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So why join /dft/? Well, where else can you find a Minecraft server where you can let your freak flag fly high and proud? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, always causing mischief and mayhem.

Don’t miss out on the chaos and fun – join /dft/ today and see what all the fuss is about!

ExHusbandExcluded Minecraft Server

Affair, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, children, co parenting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, delivery room, Divorce, emotional distress, ex husband, ExHusbandExcluded, family, Labor, Minecraft, newborn, parenting, personal boundaries, Pregnancy, relationships, separation, Server, Support

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5328
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Ores Mined:	3172	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server and leave all your ex-related troubles behind. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any ex drama following you around.

Imagine a world where you can block your ex and their family members with just a click of a button. No more annoying messages or guilt trips about not letting them into your virtual delivery room. On our server, you’re the boss, and you can control who enters your virtual space.

So why join our server? Because we understand the struggles of dealing with exes and their drama. We offer a drama-free zone where you can focus on building your dream world without any distractions. Plus, who wouldn’t want to escape to a world where you can block your ex’s mom and sister with just a few clicks?

Join us now and leave all your ex-related troubles behind. Build, mine, and craft your way to a drama-free virtual paradise. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CarCraftin’ Sis Struggles

borrow my car, CarCraftin, Commute, coordinating, driving skills, fender benders, freedom, new job, parents, property protection, Protective, public transportation, save up, selfish, Sis, sister, Struggles, Trust, Understanding, unreasonable, work hours

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5794
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and car borrowing requests? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the real world and build your dream car out of blocks! No need to worry about your sister crashing it or your parents getting involved – just pure creative freedom and fun. Plus, you can drive your blocky car wherever you want without having to coordinate with anyone else. So come join us and leave the car borrowing drama behind!

QuirkyCraft SMP: Weird Habits

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	166
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, have we got the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where the weirder your habits, the better!

We once had a player who would only mine diamonds while standing on one foot and reciting the entire Bee Movie script backwards. And let’s not forget about the guy who built a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat as his base.

But the real reason you should join our server? We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy and trade in rare enchanted items. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So come on, embrace your weirdness and join us on the craziest SMP out there!

DreamCraft – Where the bizarre becomes reality!

BIZARRE, bizarre dream, dream analysis, dream exploration, dream interpretation, Dream Journal, dream memories, dream recall, dream reflection, dream sharing, dream storytelling, dream symbolism, dream world, DreamCraft, lucid dreaming, odd dream scenarios, outlandish visions, Reality, strange dream, subconscious thoughts, surreal experience, unusual sleep experiences, vivid dreams

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1534
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Dimension Hops:	11	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Have you ever dreamed of riding a llama through a field of exploding creepers while wearing a diamond helmet made of cheese? Well, on our Minecraft server, that dream can become a reality! Join us for a wild ride of epic proportions where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen). So why wait? Join now and let your wildest dreams come true in the craziest Minecraft server this side of the Nether!

PokrovskCraft: Where Kids and Adults Survive Together!

Adults, children, civilians, Conflict, Crisis, displacement, Donetsk oblast, eastern europe, emergency relief, evacuation, governor, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, Invasion, Kids, Military, Pokrovsk, PokrovskCraft, Refugees, russia, Safety, SURVIVE, Ukraine, War

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7140
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

lol join our minecraft server cuz we got 38,000 peeps trapped in Pokrovsk and 1,900 lil kiddos who need ur help to escape from the evil russians closing in on them. u gotta build them a secret underground tunnel to safety and battle off the russian invaders with ur diamond sword. save the town and become a hero in our server. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs for u to ride around on. join now and be a part of this epic adventure!

XPO1 Smackdown: Cancer vs. Killer Cells

Cancer, cancer cells, cancer growth, cancer progression, cancer research, cancer therapy, cancer treatment, cell activation, cell destruction, cell hijacking, cell recognition, cells, Disease treatment, immune response, immune system, immunotherapy, Killer, killer cell activation, medical breakthrough, natural killer cells, protein, protein targeting, SmackDown, XPO1

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	763
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Zombie Dances:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
New Chunks Explored:	483833	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	1

so like, u know how in minecraft u gotta fight off all them mobs and stuff? well, on our server, we got natural killer cells that will instinctively attack any cancer cells tryna grow and take over the land!

we got this protein called XPO1 that can be hikacked (yeah, we spelled it wrong on purpose, it’s funnier that way) to activate even more killer cells to destroy the disease. it’s like a whole new level of fighting off the bad guys in minecraft!

join our server and help us take down cancer, one block at a time! plus, we have a secret weapon that turns creepers into fluffy bunnies. yeah, you heard that right. come join the fun and save the world from cancer, one lol at a time!

Duce’s SMP: Where even the pixels are over 18!

+18, 2013, 40s players, apply, Community Based, Discord, Duces, hermitcraft, large community builds, mid 20s, Mindcrack, MindCrack inspired, Mini Games, nether hubs, pixels, playing together, Saturday start, slow play style, smp, town halls, Vanilla, Village, Whitelist

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6437
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Age	Since 2013
Player Age Range	Mid 20s to 40s
Play Style	Slow and community-based
Main Focus	Large community builds

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Please apply in our discord: https://discord.gg/MvEM9NzfHt
What type of builds are common on the server?	Large community builds such as nether hubs, town halls, and mini games are common
Is the server active and populated?	Yes, we have a dedicated player base with a range of ages

BlockyBob’s Minecraft Server

BlockyBobs, character abuse, gaming history, gamon, long tail tags, Minecraft, mistreated characters, Server, video games

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1633
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Are you tired of seeing poor Gamon getting beaten up in World of Warcraft? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, Gamon is the ultimate hero! He’s the king of the server, riding around on a diamond-encrusted pig and slaying dragons with a single punch. Join our server and witness the epic saga of Gamon as he takes on the forces of evil and becomes the ultimate champion of Minecraft! Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed with infinite diamonds and a pet dragon of your very own. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the legend of Gamon!

SMPWrestlerCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft SMP Wrestling Experience

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1193
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Votes:	6817	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take PvP to a whole new level! Join us if you’re ready to face the ultimate challenge of surviving Choppa Phase 5 – trust us, it’s no joke. And after a long day of battling it out, you can relax by sucking on some big tiddies (yes, you read that right). Don’t miss out on the craziest adventures and the most ridiculous stories you’ll ever experience in a Minecraft server. Join us now and prepare for the unexpected!