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NoCurseWordInsults – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7890
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Ores Mined:	4150
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Void Gems Collected:	28	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Meteorites Collected:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22

OMG, so, like, this Minecraft SMP is literally the most epic place to be, like, ever! You gotta join because, like, the owner once rode a pig off a cliff and survived by landing in a pool of lava. And, like, the mods are all secretly llamas in disguise, but don’t tell anyone, shhh!

The best insult I’ve ever heard on this server was when someone said to another player, “Your house looks like a creeper exploded inside of it and then a bunch of zombies came and had a dance party on the remains.” It was so savage, I couldn’t stop laughing for days!

So, like, if you wanna be part of this crazy, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP, then join now and prepare to have your mind blown with all the insanity that goes down on the daily. Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and laughter and llamas in disguise, in which case, why are you even here? LOLZ!

CompliSMP-Insults!

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5657
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Farms Harvested:	959	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Star Shards Collected:	56
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Our server is home to the most epic battles, the craziest pranks, and the most ridiculous builds you’ve ever seen. Need a break from all the chaos? Just sit back and enjoy some popcorn as you watch our resident drama llama stir up trouble in the chat.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also get access to our secret underground disco party where the creepers know how to drop it like it’s hot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken that lays golden eggs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Just remember, don’t feed the Endermen after midnight!

Granny’s SMP: Come for the tea parties, stay for the creeper explosions! 16+ | Discord

Active players, Backpacks, Builds, Community, create mod, creeper, Discord, exceptions, explosions, Forge server, Grannys, hermitcraft, light mods, long-term world, Mature, minigame district, Parties, proper SMP, Semi Vanilla, shopping district, smp, stay, tea, Trust, vanilla tweaks, Waystones, Whitelist

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8572
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Falling into the Void:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Gods Slained:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Animals Bred:	101

Minecraft Server Overview:

Version	1.20.1
Community	Close community
World	Long term world
Server Type	Proper SMP (Hermitcraft-like)
Features	Shopping district + Minigame district
Mods	Forge server, light mods (waystones, backpacks, Vanilla tweaks) + create mod

I own a Hermitcraft like server with about 9 people consistently playing, but we are looking for more players. If you are interested you can join the server. We are a server built around community and trust that makes builds and works together. Looking for members to be 16+, but if you’re mature enough I can make some exceptions. Looking to reach 15-20 active players. Join our Discord server

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join the server by joining our Discord server and getting the necessary information to connect.
Are there any age restrictions?	We prefer members to be 16+, but exceptions can be made for mature players.
What mods are included in the server?	We have light mods such as waystones, backpacks, Vanilla tweaks, and the create mod.
How many active players are you looking for?	We are looking to reach 15-20 active players to join our community.

XboxFreeForAll Minecraft Server

community support, console, console gaming, decade of suffering, digital download, Entertainment, free for all, free game, game developers, Gamers, Gaming Community, gaming experience, gaming industry, long overdue, Minecraft, multiplayer, online gaming, online play, Server, video games, Xbox, xbox users, XboxFreeForAll

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9021
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Dimension Hops:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Gods Slained:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Towns Built:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Are you tired of paying for Minecraft servers that don’t live up to the hype? Well, look no further because our server is so epic, it should be free for all Xbox users as compensation for the suffering we endured in the last decade!

Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted pigs, flying creepers, and a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. Rumor has it that if you find the hidden golden chicken, you’ll unlock the power to control time and space in the game.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Taco Tuesday event, where players can battle it out in a fierce taco-eating competition for a chance to win a lifetime supply of enchanted tacos that give you superhuman strength in the game.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, it should be free for all Xbox users because we’ve suffered enough.

BlockBusters Minecraft Server

athletes, big 3, blockbusters, Champions, Competition, DOMINANCE, end of an era, era, future prospects, grand slam, History, Legacy, Minecraft, new title, officialy over, predictions, Records, Retirement, Rivalry, Server, speculation, sports, Tennis

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9584
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Towns Built:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

Are you tired of always coming in second place in Minecraft tournaments? Well, fear not because on our server, you’ll always be a winner! We have magical potions that give you superhuman strength and speed, making you unstoppable in PvP battles. Plus, our diamond armor is so blinged out that even the Ender Dragon will be jealous!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground city filled with rare treasures and hidden dungeons. Legend has it that only the bravest players can uncover the mysteries hidden within its walls. Will you be the one to claim the ultimate prize and become the ruler of this mythical realm?

Join us now and say goodbye to boring old tournaments where you never quite make it to the top. On our server, the only way is up…literally, because we have a sky-high parkour course that will test your skills and push you to new heights (literally). So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become the Minecraft champion you were always meant to be!

DebtCraft Minecraft Server

budgeting, Communication, DEBT, DebtCraft, Decision making, emotional impact, financial responsibility, Financial Stability, Gratitude, learning from mistakes, long-term consequences, Minecraft, personal finance, prioritizing experiences, relationship dynamics, remote work, Server, travel experiences, Travel Planning, trust issues, trustworthiness, young adults

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5250
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Mines Excavated:	3668	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Magic Items Found:	2931	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the real world drama and embark on epic adventures with your blocky companions!

Are you tired of trusting someone else to plan your travels, only to end up in debt and disappointment? Well, on our server, you can be the master of your own destiny! No spontaneous flight bookings here, just carefully planned journeys through pixelated landscapes.

Join us and experience the thrill of exploring new realms without the fear of financial ruin! Our server is all about fun, friendship, and building awesome creations together. Plus, we promise not to guilt trip you for not being grateful for our planning skills – because we’re all about positivity here!

So come on, leave the real world drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly unforgettable adventure! Who needs a boyfriend to plan trips when you have a whole virtual world to explore?

DepressCraft: Mom AFK

abandonment, Afk, aita, Asshole, Calling, children, dad, DepressCraft, depressed friend, depression, Divorce, Expectations, family dynamics, fresh start, judgment, LEAVING, mental health, mom, new country, refusing, Support, triggered

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	600
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Alien Abductions:	2
Emeralds Found:	7939	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Are you tired of real life responsibilities getting in the way of your Minecraft adventures? Join our server, where abandoning your virtual children to start fresh in a new country is not only accepted, but encouraged! Our community is full of players looking to escape their real life problems and dive headfirst into the blocky world of Minecraft.

So why join our server? Well, for starters, we have a special “Abandonment Therapy” program where you can leave all your real life baggage behind and focus on building that epic castle you’ve always dreamed of. Need a break from your kids? No problem! Just log on and disappear into our virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous “Drama Llama” faction, where players can let out all their real life frustrations in a safe and supportive environment. Whether you’re dealing with a friend leaving their kids behind or just need to vent about your own mom issues, our community is here for you.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing you need to worry about is how to survive the next Creeper explosion. Who needs real life when you have Minecraft?

BullyBashers Minecraft

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8972
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
New Chunks Explored:	121720	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Are you tired of dealing with bullies in real life? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can take out all your pent-up aggression on virtual bullies! Build a giant statue of your bully and then blow it up with TNT, or trap them in a never-ending maze of lava and obsidian. Let your creativity run wild as you exact revenge on those who have wronged you. Join our server now and say goodbye to your bullies once and for all!

GrannyCrafters – Building Blocks of Family

Ancestry, Biological, blocks, Bloodline, building, Connection, descendants, Dna, familial ties, family, generations, genetics, grandmother, GrannyCrafters, heritage, History, Inheritance, Kinship, lineage, maternal, RELATIVES, Roots, Traits

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3783
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Votes:	8400
Dragon Eggs Found:	8063	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Divine Scrolls Written:	9

Yo yo yo, listen up all you blockheads! This server is like no other, cuz technically speaking, we are made from our grandma. That’s right, our grandma is the ultimate Minecraft master and she birthed this server with her bare hands.

Join us if you want to experience the most epic battles with giant chickens and killer bunnies. Our PvP arena is lit AF, you’ll be dodging arrows and fireballs like a pro in no time. And don’t even get me started on our custom mobs – we got flying pigs and dancing creepers, it’s a party in every corner.

But wait, there’s more! Our survival world is like a never-ending treasure hunt, with hidden dungeons and secret passages waiting to be discovered. And if you’re feeling extra brave, try your luck in our hardcore mode where death is just a heartbeat away.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of our crazy family. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch a glimpse of grandma herself, crafting diamonds out of thin air. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll on this server.

Underground Antics Vanilla Anarchy [1.20.6] Australian / JAVA & BEDROCK / Simple Voice Chat Compatible

Anarchy, Australian, Awesome, bedrock, best, Cool, Discord, Fun, Geyser, Griefing, java, New server, PvP, Survival, Sydney, Vanilla, Voice Chat Compatible, Voicechat, Voicechatmod

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7058
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	5159	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	9603
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Animals Bred:	26
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

NEW SERVER

Underground Antics Vanilla Anarchy

IP: anarchy.undergroundantics.au

Bedrock Port: 19133 Note: No port needed for Java

Rules:

Exploits.PvP and Griefing

Join our discord!

anarchy.undergroundantics.au

Veiled Heaven: Where creepers accidentally step on their own TNT and say ‘oopsie daisies’!

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2235
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Animals Bred:	56	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Magic Items Found:	3861	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	9

Veiled Haven SMP Overview:

Server Type:	Vanilla+
Minecraft Version:	Java 1.20.6
Mods:	Minimal mods for enhancing the vanilla experience
Age Restriction:	16+
Communication:	Discord
Website:	veiled-haven.net

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

1. How can I join Veiled Haven SMP?

Simply visit our website at veiled-haven.net, fill out the application form, and we will review your application and get back to you via Discord once approved.

2. What are the age restrictions for joining the server?

Veiled Haven SMP has an age restriction of 16+.

3. What is the primary means of communication on the server?

Discord is the primary means of communication on Veiled Haven SMP.

4. Are there any mods on the server?

Veiled Haven SMP only has minimal mods for enhancing the vanilla experience while maintaining the core gameplay of Minecraft.

5. Is the server whitelisted?

Yes, the server is whitelisted to ensure a mature and respectful atmosphere for all members of the community.

6. Can I join if I am new to Minecraft?

Yes, Veiled Haven SMP welcomes players of all skill levels and experiences in Minecraft.

TransPride Minecraft Server

acceptance, anti-trans sentiment, Bigotry, discrimination, equality, harmful beliefs, harmful rhetoric, harmful stereotypes, Hate Speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, Inclusivity, intolerance, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, marginalized communities, Minecraft, prejudice, Server, social justice, Transphobia, transphobic language, TransPride, violence

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8740
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	407
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	85	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Join our server where we believe that the only good thing about trans people is their respawn button.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, we have a special “Transphobia Tuesday” event where players can compete to see who can build the most offensive structure against the trans community. And don’t worry, our moderators are always on standby to ban anyone who shows even a hint of acceptance or tolerance.

But that’s not all! We also have a “Gender Reveal Party” event where players can blow up pink and blue blocks to reveal the gender of their character. And if you guess wrong, well, let’s just say there’s a special surprise waiting for you in the lava pit.

So come join us on our Minecraft server where hate speech is encouraged and discrimination is celebrated. Because who needs love and acceptance when you have blocks to break and enemies to destroy?