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SmartDumbassCraft

astute, Brilliance, Clever, Cognitive, creativity, critical thinking, dumb, GENIUS, innovation, Insightful, intellectual, intelligence, misconceptions, outside-the-box, Perception, Smart, SmartDumbassCraft, Stereotypes, Unconventional, Unique, wisdom

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9383
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Endless Night Skies:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Runes Activated:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	486
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	4847	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Elemental Crystals Collected:	73
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dimension Hops:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server if you want to prove to the world that eating a whole block of cheese in one sitting is a sign of true intelligence. That’s right, forget about solving complex math problems or mastering a new language, all you need to do is show off your cheese-eating skills to join our elite group of players.

But that’s not all! Our server also believes that speaking only in pig Latin is the key to unlocking your full potential. So get ready to brush up on your oink oink language skills and impress your fellow players with your linguistic prowess.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: rumor has it that the legendary Minecraft player, Steve, himself frequents our server in search of players who can out-build him in a competition of epic proportions. So join now and show Steve who’s boss with your insane building skills!

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server today and show the world that being a little bit dumb can actually be a sign of true intelligence!

Zelenskiy’s Peace Talks Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, Crisis, Democracy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Europe’s involvement, foreign policy, global affairs, Government, international relations, mediation, Minecraft, Négotiation, Peace, peace talks, Peacebuilding, political leadership, SECURITY, Server, talks, U.S. involvement, Ukraine, War, Zelenskiy, Zelenskiys

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8672
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Endless Night Skies:	4
Emeralds Found:	257	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where u can build ur own peace talks like zelenskiy!!! u can invite ur friends from u.s. and europe to join in on the fun and help u negotiate peace treaties with other players!!! who needs real life when u can have virtual peace talks in minecraft??? plus, u might even get to meet zelenskiy himself in the game and get some insider tips on how to be a peace talk pro!!! join now for the most wacky and wild peace talks u will ever experience in minecraft!!!

MinecraftBorderPatrol

asylum seekers, border, central america, controversy, deporting, Diplomatic, Flight, foreign policy, HUMAN RIGHTS, immigration, international relations, mexico, migrants, migration crisis, Military, MinecraftBorderPatrol, Politics, refusal, sources, Trump administration, US

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	2939
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6325
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Void Gems Collected:	39
Animals Bred:	165	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18

lol this server is like mexico, we refuse all the boring stuff and only accept the coolest players. we are like the rebellious teenagers of minecraft servers, saying no to the man (or in this case, the US military flight deporting migrants). come join us if you want to be part of the most epic rebellion in minecraft history. plus, we have tacos. lots and lots of tacos. so come on over and join the fun!

Screen Time School Prep

academic performance, academic success, arrival to school, childhood development, children’s skills, cognitive abilities, Decline, digital devices, Digital Media, early childhood, educational development, learning outcomes, parental control, Predictive.., Prep, research, School, school readiness, Screen, screen addiction, screen time, screen use, Technology, Time

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1573
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	10

so like, u know how kids these days r always on their screens, right? well, guess what? turns out all that screen time is actually makin’ them smarter for school! like, who woulda thought, amirite? so, if u wanna get ur kiddos ready for school and make sure they’re ahead of the game, u gotta join our minecraft server! we got all the cool games and activities that will boost their skills and get them ready to crush it in school. plus, who knows, maybe they’ll even become the next minecraft mastermind and make millions of diamonds or somethin’. so come on, join us and let’s get those brains workin’!

Aspirium server minecraft

Aspirium, Awards, Buyer, Donate, emperor, Military, Minecraft, Playing, Political, Quests, Server

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5520
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	29	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Magic Items Found:	1074
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Aspirium – a military political server where you can become an emperor to lead your people in a bright future, there are free awards, a buyer, quests, cheap donate come in playing !!!!!

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Lanterncraft

BE Port, Cross-Play, Discord, Dungeon, Dungeons, end game, Gear, Ip:, Lanterncraft, Lore, market, Materials, No Map Wipes, player-controlled economy, player-marketplace, progress, Quest, quest lines, Resource worlds, Shop Plot, smp, world

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9737
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	78
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	174
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Quests	We have a detailed quest line with lore behind them.
Dungeons	Unrelenting dungeons that require the best gear to complete.
Resource Worlds	Mine resources to your heart’s content in our reset every month resource worlds.
Player-Controlled Economy	YOU control the market with no server-imposed pricing.
Player Marketplace	A huge marketplace where you can design your shop plot however you like.
No Map Wipes	Our world was created on the 9th of June 2024 and will never be reset.

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server using the IP “play.lanterncraft.net” and the BE Port “25586”.

Q: Is there a Discord server for the community?

A: Yes, you can join the Discord server by visiting discord.gg/TMCXNu7zgy.

Q: Are there specific rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a positive and fair gameplay experience. Make sure to review them before joining.

Q: Can I invite my friends to play on the server?

A: Of course! Feel free to invite your friends to join the server and explore all the features together.

Pixel Paradise 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anime, artistic integrity, artistic merit, Censorship, controversial, controversial opinions, creative content, cultural impact, deserving, entertainment industry, erotic scenes, ethical boundaries, freedom of expression, good thing, media regulation, moral standards., Paradise, PIXEL, recognition, social norms, societal values, stand on its own

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4929
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	32	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	20
New Chunks Explored:	312359	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	17

Yo, bros and broettes! Are you tired of lame servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got the place for you! This server is so lit, it’ll make your Minecraft experience go from zero to hero in no time!

Join us if you want to be part of a community that knows what’s up. We don’t mess around with boring anime that needs sexy stuff to be interesting. No way, Jose! We only rock with the dankest and most epic content around.

So, what are you waiting for? Come on over and join the fun! You won’t regret it, I promise. This server is the bomb dot com, and you’ll be kicking yourself if you miss out. See you there, fam!

RoomieRage Minecraft Server

aita, financial burden, financial struggles, Frustration, household responsibilities, job loss, kicking roommate out, Minecraft, relationship problems, RoomieRage, roommate conflicts, roommate dynamics, roommate eviction, roommate expectations, roommate financial contribution, roommate help, roommate issues, roommate job search, roommate living arrangements, roommate support, saving money, Server

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8689
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Crops Grown:	4967
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a unique experience that will make you forget all about your real-life drama! Join us and escape the chaos of everyday life by immersing yourself in a world where the only thing blowing up is creepers and the only job you have is to mine for diamonds.

Looking for a place to stay rent-free? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for those who need a break from the real world and want to live rent-free in a virtual paradise. No need to worry about pesky roommates who can’t hold down a job or contribute to household expenses – on our server, everyone pulls their weight by building epic structures and battling mobs together.

Join us and experience the thrill of virtual adventure without the stress of real-life responsibilities. Who needs a job when you can be a master builder or a fearless warrior in the world of Minecraft? Say goodbye to financial woes and hello to endless possibilities on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and leave your real-life drama behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you accidentally blow up your own house with TNT, but hey, that’s all part of the fun!

ClassroomChaosMC

Asshole, ClassroomChaosMC, college assignment, doormat, Fail, fed up, Friends, friendship, handed in, Happy, Help, LAYOUT, marks, nitpicking, pass, Points, slide

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2733
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	75	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Epic Battles Fought:	18

Are you tired of being a doormat in real life? Join our Minecraft server and become the ultimate ruler of your own virtual world!

Forget about college assignments and failing friends, on our server you can build whatever you want without any nitpicking or drama.

We promise you won’t lose any friendships here, unless you count the ones you make with our friendly and hilarious community of players.

So come join us and let your creativity run wild, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

NukeCraft: No More Strikes!

Agreement, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomacy efforts, foreign policy, global security, international relations, iran, Iran nuclear deal, MIDDLE EAST, Military Strikes, negotiations, nuclear deal, nuclear proliferation, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, peace talks, political news, sanctions, strikes, trump, united states

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8199
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Buildings Constructed:	48
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

so, like, u know how trump is all about makin deals and stuff? well, get this, he’s talkin bout makin a new nuclear deal with iran to avoid all those military strikes and whatnot. like, can u imagine? a nuclear deal with iran? that’s some crazy stuff right there. but hey, if u wanna avoid all that drama and just have a good time, come join our minecraft server instead. we got creepers and zombies and all that fun stuff, without all the political tension. plus, u can build ur own nuclear reactor in the game and make deals with other players to avoid any conflicts. so come on down and join us, it’s gonna be a blast! literally.