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GalacticCraft Minecraft Server

bug report, BYOND client, coderbus, connect to servers, deadchat, forum, GalacticCraft, github, logs, loli vs pedophilia, map renders, Minecraft, new player guide, Nostalgia, OP pastebin, Server, space station 13, spessmen, ss13, test server

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6723
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Void Armor Forged:	11
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	414
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s out of this world? Well, look no further than our server, where you can experience the chaos and hilarity of space station antics! Join us for epic battles between lolis and pedophiles (just kidding, please don’t actually do that), and witness the deadchat color fixed in all its glory.

But that’s not all! Our server offers a new player guide that will have you mastering the basics in no time. And with BYOND client access, connecting to our server is as easy as hitting a cogwheel. Plus, our forum and logs will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So why wait? Join us on our Minecraft server for a space adventure like no other. Just be sure to watch out for the coderbus – they’re always up to something!

CleanCraftyCrafts

Appointment, Blame, brother fight, CleanCraftyCrafts, cleaning lady, cleaning service, Communication, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, family dynamics, late arrival, missed appointment, misunderstanding, polite text message, reschedule, RESPONSIBILITY, Scheduling, social expectations, societal values, society norms, text message etiquette

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4438
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Divine Spears Created:	18
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Are you tired of family drama over innocent text messages? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world where words like “mistaken” won’t trigger anyone! Our virtual world is a safe space where politeness is encouraged and blame is non-existent. No more fights with siblings over cleaning appointments gone wrong – just build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content. Join now and leave the real world drama behind!

SemiconductorCraft Minecraft Server

China, cybersecurity, Diplomacy, economic warfare, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global economy, global trade tensions, international relations, Minecraft, national security, political tensions, restrictions, russia, sanctions, sanctions evasion, SemiconductorCraft, semiconductors, Server, supply chain, Technology, Trade, US

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5726
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Dimension Hops:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

lol u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server so lit that even the US government had to get involved? well, this server is so fire that they had to widen sanctions and target semiconductors sent via china just to try and stop us from having too much fun. join us and be a part of the chaos, who knows what other crazy shenanigans will happen next! come see what all the fuss is about and join the most epic minecraft server ever created.

SnowyRubleRescue

Agreement, asset transfer, crisis response, Diplomacy, economic support, financial aid, financial aid package, financial assistance, foreign policy, frozen assets, G7, geopolitical tensions, global politics, International cooperation, international relations, Leaders, political decision, russia, sanctions, SnowyRubleRescue, Ukraine

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6570
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	20

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we are giving away $50bn of frozen Russian assets to Ukraine!!! 😂😂😂

we got all the crazy stuff like diamond armor that makes you invincible, flying pigs that drop golden apples, and a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses.

plus, our admin is a talking potato who can grant you three wishes if you sacrifice a stack of emeralds.

so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let’s make minecraft great again! 🥔💎🐷🕶️ #potatopower

ScanCraft: Where Savings Stay with Us!

Automation, business model, cashiers, Consumer, convenience, cost saving, customer experience, customer service, efficiency, employment, Labor, Pricing, profit margins, Retail, retail industry, savings, ScanCraft, self-scanners, shopping, stay, Technology, technology adoption, wages

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	297
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mines Excavated:	1680
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	60
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Villages Defended:	14	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, man. like, you won’t believe the crazy stuff that goes down here. like, did you know that the pigs can fly and the cows can do the cha-cha? yeah, man, it’s wild.

but that’s not even the best part. like, on this server, you can build a house out of diamonds and ride a llama into battle. yeah, man, it’s like a freakin’ fantasy land up in here.

and get this, on this server, the creepers are actually friendly. like, they’ll come up to you and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. it’s like a total mind trip, man.

so, like, if you wanna join a server that’s as crazy as a squirrel on caffeine, then you gotta come check this one out. trust me, you won’t regret it.

PolarizedCraft: Extreme Views & Extreme Actions

actions, ambivalence, Beliefs, compensation, discomfort, EXTREME, extreme actions, extreme beliefs, extreme support, extreme views, feelings, Insecurity, polarized views, PolarizedCraft, political violence, promote, study, Support, Views, Weak

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6468
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	37
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIKE A POLITICAL DEBATE GONE WILD!

WE GOT AMBIVALENCE AND POLARIZED VIEWS FLYIN’ AROUND LIKE CRAZY!

FEELIN’ WEAK OR INSECURE ABOUT YOUR BELIEFS? NO WORRIES, OUR SERVER WILL MAKE YOU FEEL RIGHT AT HOME!

WATCH OUT FOR THOSE EXTREME ACTIONS THOUGH, THEY’LL HAVE YOU BUILDIN’ CASTLES AND FIGHTIN’ DRAGONS IN NO TIME!

COME JOIN THE CHAOS AND SEE WHERE YOUR BELIEFS TAKE YOU! (PRO TIP: BRING SNACKS, YOU’LL NEED ‘EM)

BONUSGRIEF Minecraft server

Account.., banner, BONUSGRIEF, description, Fun, Gaming, Lazy, Minecraft, multiplayer, OWNER, Server

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2247
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Love Letters Sent:	16	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

The owner of the server “BONUSGRIEF” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

95.217.53.188:25963

Simply Vanilla: Where chaos and pureness collide – No hacks allowed, just good ol’ anarchy s’il vous plaît!

Active, Allies, Allowed, Anarchy, betray, borders, Chaos, collide, Community, Conquer, Discord, Escaping, Good, Hacks, map size, Nether, ONLINE, plait, Players, pureness, PvP, semi anarchy, Server, SIL, Simply, Spawn, starter base, Survival, tb, Vanilla, Video, vous

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4636
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Simply Vanilla Server Overview:

Server Name	Simply Vanilla
Server Type	Anarchy
Rules	No hacking/duping allowed
Features	Vanilla world-borders and accessible Nether-roof
IP	simplyvanilla.net
Discord	https://discord.gg/dP7SqPF
Website	https://simplyvanilla.net
Map Size	10 TB+

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

1. Can I hack or dupe on the server?

No, hacking and duping are not allowed on Simply Vanilla. Players found violating these rules will be banned.

2. What are the server’s features?

Simply Vanilla offers vanilla world-borders and an accessible Nether-roof for players to explore and build in.

3. How long has the server been online?

Simply Vanilla has been online since 2019 with an active community of players and a strong discord presence.

4. How do I escape spawn on the server?

For a guide on how to escape spawn, you can watch this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrveAGWT4LE

5. Is griefing allowed on the server?

Yes, players are free to make allies, betray, and conquer bases on Simply Vanilla. However, hacking and duping are still not allowed.

CraftyCreeperz Minecraft Server

below, Clingy, CraftyCreeperz, DESPERATE, Fit in, Help, hygiene, LEVEL, metrics, Minecraft, Norman, Server, socially inept, UNCOMFORTABLE, woman naked

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8171
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Enchantments Applied:	91	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Are you tired of being a social outcast in the real world? Do you want to escape the judgmental eyes of society and embrace your inner weirdo? Then come join our Minecraft server, where being socially inept is not only accepted, but celebrated!

On our server, you can finally be yourself without fear of being judged for your lack of hygiene or awkward social skills. In fact, we encourage you to embrace your quirks and let your freak flag fly high!

And if you’re worried about never seeing a real-life woman naked, fear not! Our server is full of pixelated babes just waiting to be wooed by your blocky charm. Who needs real women when you have virtual ones at your fingertips?

So come on down to our server and join us in a world where the only metric that matters is how many creepers you can blow up in a single night. Trust us, you’ll fit right in!

PrivateFollowers Minecraft Server

cyberbullying, Cyberbullying prevention, derogatory language, discrimination, Followers, Hate Speech, Homophobia, internet safety, LGBTQ, lists, make private, Minecraft, offensive language, online behavior, online harassment, online safety, privacy, privacy settings, Private, PrivateFollowers, respectful communication, Server, social media

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8537
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Runes Activated:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?). Our community is filled with hilarious players who love to pull pranks, tell jokes, and have epic dance parties in the virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that a secret treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds is hidden somewhere on the server. Will you be the lucky player to find it and become the richest Minecraft player in history? Only time will tell!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, most absurd, and downright insane Minecraft adventures of your life. Just remember to keep your sense of humor and your pickaxe at the ready – you never know what crazy shenanigans will happen next!