ToiletPaperGateCraft

Bloody, disagreement, flushing, GA, gross, husband, periods, septic care, septic issues, septic maintenance, septic problems, septic regulations, septic system, septic tank, septic tank pumping, septic tank pumping costs, toilet paper, ToiletPaperGateCraft, trash can, Wife

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3807
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	141
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Dragon Scales Harvested:	146
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Magic Items Found:	8373	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Secret Passages Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where flushing toilet paper is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own septic tank and never worry about clogged toilets again.

Imagine a world where septic tanks never need to be pumped, where dirty toilet paper is a thing of the past. Explore our server and discover the wonders of a toilet paper-friendly environment.

Embark on quests to collect the rarest toilet paper rolls, battle against septic tank monsters, and show off your plumbing skills to all your friends. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be so…flushing fantastic?

So come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind adventure!

Miscast Minecraft Server

Actor, awkward, bad decision, Casting, ill-suited, inappropriate, Minecraft, miscast, Misfit, Mismatched, mistake, not right, out of character, out of place, Performance, poor choice, Role, Server, unconvincing, unsuitable, wrong choice, wrong fit

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7599
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Mines Excavated:	2757	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	253
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of being miscast as a noob on other servers? Join our Minecraft server where even the most legendary actors have been miscast in the most hilarious ways! Picture this: Arnold Schwarzenegger playing a delicate flower, or Meryl Streep as a zombie who just can’t get her lines right. Join us for a server full of unexpected twists and turns, where even the most seasoned players will be left scratching their heads in confusion. Don’t miss out on the chance to witness the most epic miscasting moments in Minecraft history – join us now!

CraftyLove – Partner Perks

Admiration, Affection, appreciation, Bond, Communication, Companionship, compatibility, Connection, CraftyLove, Favorite, Kindness, love, loyalty, partner, Perks, Personality, Qualities, relationship, Support, Traits, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2599
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Endless Night Skies:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Enchantments Applied:	100
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Gods Slained:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

Are they a master builder in Minecraft? Do they know how to craft the perfect pickaxe? Do they always have your back when a creeper sneaks up on you? If not, then maybe it’s time to find a new partner on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world of endless possibilities, where you can build towering castles, explore mystical lands, and maybe even find love in a blocky world. Who needs a real-life partner when you can have a pixelated one who will never let you down (unless they accidentally set off TNT in your house)? So come on, join us and find your perfect blocky soulmate today!

Tax Haven Pharma – Minecraft Server

corporate greed, drug prices, economic inequality, Europe, financial loopholes, firms, government regulations, Haven, Healthcare, healthcare industry, international business, Minecraft, offshore accounts, patient affordability, Patients, Pharma, pharmaceutical companies, pharmaceuticals, profit margins, PROFITS, Server, Tax, tax evasion, tax havens

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7850
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	New Chunks Explored:	773192
Dragon Eggs Found:	8566	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

yo yo yo, u gotta join this lit af minecraft server cuz it’s like a pharma firm stashin’ all da profits in Europe’s tax havens, but instead of drugs, we got virtual blocks and pixels, fam.

imagine tryna survive in a world where u gotta battle against high drug prices while tryna build ur dream castle in da sky. it’s a wild ride, my dude.

plus, we got secret hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds that will make u feel like a rich pharma CEO. join now and start hustlin’ in this virtual world, cuz why not, right? let’s get this bread, gamers! 🤑💎🏰

KyivCraft: No-Fly Zone in West

airspace, Allies, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, kyiv, KyivCraft, Military, nato, no-fly zone, Nofly, Peacekeeping, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, Ukraine, War, West, Western Ukraine, Zone

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1806
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Yo, so like, dis server be da bomb diggity, ya know? We got creepers dat be droppin’ diamonds like it’s hot potato, and zombies dat be breakdancin’ instead of tryna eat yo brains.

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground city filled with villagers who speak in Shakespearean English and trade emeralds for enchanted golden carrots. And don’t even get me started on the Nether portal that leads to a disco inferno where the pigmen throw raves every night.

Oh, and did I mention the epic PvP battles that happen every hour on the hour? It’s like Hunger Games meets Lord of the Rings meets a Justin Bieber concert (but in a good way, trust me).

So come on down to our server, where the only rule is to have a good time and never take yourself too seriously. Join us and become part of the craziest Minecraft community this side of the digital universe. See ya there, homies!

Treehouse Corpse Coop

Architecture, childhood dreams, coop, corpse, creative design., dream homes, eco-friendly, fantasy homes, House, Life, Nature, outdoor living, person, sustainable living, tree dwellings, tree equivalent, treehouse, TREEHOUSES, unconventional architecture, unconventional living, unique homes, whimsical homes

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	6974
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

yo come join our server where we build treehouses that are so lit, they make regular houses look like sad little shacks. imagine living in a tree, like a squirrel but way cooler. it’s like making a person hold a house made out of a corpse for the rest of their life, but in a fun way. plus, we have a secret underground bunker full of diamonds and cake. why wouldn’t you want to join? it’s like a party in the trees, but with less bugs and more explosions. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and start living your best treehouse life!

NexusDark: Where stealing hearts is encouraged! Join our semi-vanilla SMP now!

1.21, 1.8, Active, bedrock, Community, encouraged, england, Hearts, Ip:, java, Join, LifeSteal, NexusDark, Peaceful, restart, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, small server, smp, stealing, Survival, TRYHARDS, Uptime

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2802
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	697	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	NexusDark Lifesteal SMP (NsD Lf SMP)
Server IP (Java)	nexusdark.com
Server IP (Bedrock)	bedrock.nexusdark.com Port: 25544
Supported Java Versions	1.8 to 1.21
Server Location	England, UK
Average Active Users Count	2-4 Players
Last Full-Server Restart	06/29/2024
Online Since	04/06/2024

Description: A Minecraft lifesteal SMP server with a small and active community, where players can enjoy a peaceful gaming experience.

Great Uptime Record: We maintain a 99% uptime over the last month, with only quick restarts taking about 3 minutes when necessary.

FAQs

Q: Can I join the server if I use the Bedrock version of Minecraft?: A: Yes, you can join using bedrock.nexusdark.com with Port 25544 and the latest Bedrock version.
Q: What is the server’s policy on PvP?: A: We promote a peaceful environment with no tryhards killing everyone. PvP is not the focus of our server.
Q: How can I contact server administrators for assistance?: A: You can reach out to our admins through in-game chat or on our Discord server.
Q: Are there any specific rules or guidelines for gameplay on the server?: A: We have a set of community guidelines to ensure everyone has a positive experience. These rules are available on our website.
Q: Can I suggest new features or improvements for the server?: A: Yes, we welcome player suggestions and feedback to make our server better for everyone.

Pixelmonia Minecraft Server

ancient civilizations, education, Exploration, FANTASY, friendship, historic adventures, imaginative journeys, immersive experiences, interactive learning, learning, legendary pokemon, Magical powers, Minecraft, mythical creatures, Pixelmonia, pokemon, Pokémon 2023, role playing, Server, Special, storytelling, Teacher, time travel

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4862
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	23
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Are you tired of boring old teachers who just drone on and on about history? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, our history teacher is a time-traveling wizard who can take you on epic adventures through the ages!

Imagine exploring ancient Egypt with Cleopatra as your tour guide, or fighting alongside Joan of Arc in the Hundred Years’ War. Our history teacher will make learning fun and exciting as you battle dinosaurs, sail with pirates, and even witness the signing of the Declaration of Independence.

So why settle for boring textbooks when you can join our Minecraft server and experience history like never before? Sign up now and get ready for the wildest history lesson of your life!

NieceHealth911 Minecraft Server

aita, Apology, aunt, Communication, compassion, Conflict, emergency room, family, FRACTURE, health complaints, insensitive, Kids, Minecraft, Mother, Niece, NieceHealth911, parenting, relationships, Server, sister-in-law, Understanding, Yelling

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7968
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

Are you tired of boring family drama? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of adventure and excitement!

Picture this: You, a proud aunt, babysitting two amazing kids, Chloe and Harry. But wait, there’s a twist! Their parents are a power couple – a general surgeon and a workaholic with no work-life balance.

One day at the park, Chloe falls and breaks her arm. Cue the chaos! Rushing to the hospital where the surgeon parent works, you witness the most epic display of medical expertise and emotional detachment.

Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of family dynamics like never before! Will you be the compassionate aunt or the fiery voice of reason? The choice is yours on our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds in the most unexpected ways.

Pup-Free Cafe

Arrival, Asshole, Brewery, cafe, Dinner, dog-friendly, Dogs, drinks, Expectations, Friends, group dynamics, indoors, INFORMATION, outdoors, patio, Preference, PupFree, RESERVATION, Restaurant, SPLIT, Table, Wife

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9101
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Holy Grails Found:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	New Chunks Explored:	979251

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

We promise no surprise dogs will show up at your virtual dinner table, unless you want them to! Our server is dog-friendly, cat-friendly, and even creeper-friendly (just watch out for explosions)!

Join us for a night of fun and adventure, where the only reservations you need to worry about are reserving your spot in our epic build battles! No need to worry about switching things up last minute – on our server, the only thing that’s set in stone is the blocks you’re mining!

So come on down to our server and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs friends bringing dogs to dinner when you can have friends bringing diamonds to your virtual castle? See you there!

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