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Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 7253 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Mines Excavated: | 4844 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 33 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 10 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 12 |
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Join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Who knew a Minecraft server could be so…viral?