🍆💦sfbranched Minecraft Servers

BlockBabies R Us

BlockBabies, childfree, Childless, children, Decision making, emotional readiness, family, family goals, Family Planning, fertility, future plans, Kids, Lifestyle, parenthood, parenting, personal choice, pros and cons of parenthood, reasons for having kids, reasons for not having kids, societal expectations

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Are you tired of adulting and ready to escape to a world where the only responsibility is building epic structures and fighting off creepers? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond pickaxes, enchanted armor, and secret underground bases. Need a break from the chaos of real life? Just hop on our server and let your imagination run wild as you create your own virtual paradise.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a rare breed of pink sheep that drop diamonds instead of wool. So if you’re looking to strike it rich in the Minecraft world, this is the place to be!

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft master!

ECLIPSEMINE (OPEN RECRUITMENT FOR HELPERS) Minecraft server

ECLIPSEMINE, Helpers, Minecraft, OPEN RECRUITMENT

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The owner of the server “ECLIPSEMINE IS OPEN RECRUITING FOR HELPERS” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

135.181.235.153

Blocky Mania Minecraft Server

arm piece, asshole spots, blocky, capcom, convenience, Cryptic, Expense, Explanation, Father, funny, future son, Gaming, Light, Mania, Mega Man, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Random, retro gaming, Server, Son, upgrade pods, video games, x1

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the gods themselves like to play pranks on unsuspecting players! Join us and experience the thrill of searching for upgrade pods in the most ridiculous and cryptic locations imaginable.

Legend has it that Light, the mischievous deity of upgrades, decided to mess with his future son by hiding upgrade pods in the most random and inconvenient spots. Who knows what kind of crazy challenges and puzzles you’ll have to solve to find them all!

But fear not, brave adventurer, for the rewards are worth it. Imagine the look on X’s face when he realizes he’s been pranked by his own father! So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe Light’s sense of humor).

OgreCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Altcoin, Blockchain, blockchain technology, Crypto, cryptocurrency, digital asset, Digital Currency, funny, humor, Internet Sensation, investing, meme coin, Meme culture, Minecraft, missed opportunity, Ogre, OgreCraft, online currency, pop culture, Server, shrek, Shrekcoin, Ultimate, viral

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb-diggity! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… SHREK! That’s right, Shrek himself was guarding the treasure, and he challenged the player to a dance-off for the loot. Let’s just say, Shrek has some sick moves. So, if you want to dance with Shrek, mine for treasure, and ride unicorns into battle, then you better join our server ASAP. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime at fucking SHREK.shrekcoin (dot) me!

PropertyPayback Minecraft Server

AITAH, borrowing without permission, Communication Issues, disrespectful behavior., ENTITLEMENT, lack of consideration, Minecraft, personal belongings, property ownership, PropertyPayback, roommate accountability, roommate boundaries, roommate communication, roommate conflicts, roommate confrontation, roommate disputes, roommate drama, roommate etiquette, roommate problems, roommate responsibilities, Server, stolen property

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Are you tired of roommates who steal your stuff and then have the audacity to call you rude for asking for it back? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of real life by building your own world where no one can “borrow” your virtual items without permission.

At our server, you won’t have to worry about someone taking your portable charger and leaving it at their boyfriend’s house. Instead, you can focus on creating epic builds and exploring new realms without any roommate drama. Plus, if you ever need to vent about your real-life roommate woes, our community is here to listen and offer support (or just laugh at the absurdity of it all).

So come join us and leave the real world behind – because on our server, the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a giant chicken statue. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a roommate named Aalachia.

SisControlCraft

arguments, Bad Influence, brother, Controlling, Doctor, electronics, family, fast food, GROUNDED, INDEPENDENCE, Jealousy, parenting, private school, rated R movie, rules, rv, sibling rivalry, SisControlCraft, sister, Summer, travel

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the controlling clutches of your sister and finally live your best virtual life! Join us for a chance to sit in the front seat of any virtual vehicle, eat unlimited fries and snacks, and even watch rated R movies without getting in trouble.

Explore our virtual world and travel around the country in an RV with your cool brother who always has your back. No more bedtime restrictions or unhealthy food bans – on this server, you make the rules!

So come on over and join us for a wild adventure where you can be independent, make new friends, and maybe even get grounded for calling someone controlling and jealous – but hey, that’s just part of the fun!

MineCrafty Mysteries Server

#clues, Breakthrough, cold case, crime, Disappearance, discovery, Evidence, forensic analysis., History, investigation, Lifetime, minecrafty, Mysteries, Paranormal, potential solutions, Science, serious, Server, solved, speculation, Technology, theories, unsolved mystery

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Are you tired of boring old mysteries that never seem to get solved? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have the ultimate unsolved mystery waiting to be cracked! Join us and put your detective skills to the test as you uncover the truth behind the disappearance of the legendary diamond sword of power. Rumor has it that it’s hidden somewhere in the depths of our server, guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers. Will you be the one to finally solve this age-old mystery and claim the sword for yourself? Join now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

BlockyDeathWish

afterlife beliefs, BlockyDeathWish, Choices, chosen ending, death, dying process, dying wishes, end of life, eternal rest, final destination, final exit, final moments, last breath, Life after death., mortality, peaceful passing, personal decisions, Preferences, preferred death, preferred method, ultimate fate

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is getting blown up by a creeper? Well, look no further because on our server, you can choose how you die! Want to go out in a blaze of glory fighting a horde of zombies? Done. Prefer to be squished by a giant slime? We can make it happen. The possibilities are endless!

Join our server and embark on crazy adventures where the only limit is your imagination. Build a roller coaster that launches you into a pool of lava, or create a maze filled with deadly traps that will leave your friends scratching their heads (and respawning).

So why wait? Join us today and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. And remember, the only way out is in a spectacularly ridiculous death of your choosing!

CraftyConscious

awakening, awakening of consciousness, Being, Consciousness, Cosmic, Cosmic Consciousness, CraftyConscious, Deep thought, enlightenment, Existence, Existential, first, History, introspection, Metaphysical, Origin, Philosophical, SELF AWARENESS, self-realization, Universe, Wake Up

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and decided to create a Minecraft server like no other. this server is so lit, even the creepers are doing the floss dance. if you join, you’ll be greeted by a talking pig who will guide you through the land of rainbow sheep and flying llamas.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground maze filled with diamonds and golden apples. Legend has it that whoever finds the end of the maze will be granted three wishes by a magical chicken.

Oh, did I mention that our server is also home to a tribe of friendly aliens who love to trade with players? They have technology beyond your wildest dreams, like jetpacks and laser guns. Just be careful not to accidentally start a galactic war while trading with them.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on the craziest adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the entire universe. Or at least the ruler of our server, which is pretty much the same thing.

GordoniaCraft: Permian Edition

craniomandibular, dicynodont therapsid, Edition, extinct genus, Gordonia traquairi, GordoniaCraft, Late Permian, Micro-CT data, neuroanatomy, permian, scotland

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come join our minecraft server, where we have DINOSAURS AND ALIENS AND STUFF. we got this one dino called Gordonia traquairi and it’s like the coolest thing ever. it’s from SCOTLAND, so you know it’s gonna be epic.

we got MICRO-CT data that reveals all this crazy info about its brain and jaw and stuff. like, who even knew dinosaurs had brains? mind = BLOWN.

so if you wanna explore ancient worlds and uncover the mysteries of prehistoric creatures, then you gotta join our server. plus, we have pizza parties every friday. so like, what are you waiting for? JOIN NOW and let’s get this dino party started! 🦖🍕🎉

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Falling into the Void:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Potions Brewed:	180	Dragons Tamed:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Farms Harvested:	614

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Towns Built:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	18

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	91
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Villages Defended:	9	Gods Slained:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30

Groundbreaking sfbranched Minecraft Servers

BlockBabies R Us

Stats November 22, 2024

ECLIPSEMINE (OPEN RECRUITMENT FOR HELPERS) Minecraft server

Stats November 22, 2024

Blocky Mania Minecraft Server

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OgreCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Stats November 22, 2024

PropertyPayback Minecraft Server

Stats November 22, 2024

SisControlCraft

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MineCrafty Mysteries Server

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BlockyDeathWish

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CraftyConscious

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GordoniaCraft: Permian Edition

Stats November 22, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	273	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Alien Abductions:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Meteorites Collected:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	32
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Void Gems Collected:	32
Secret Passages Found:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	20

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	434
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1