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BlockyBlabbermouths

Assertiveness, BlockyBlabbermouths, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, dealing with freeloaders, disrespectful behavior., enabling behavior, family drama, family dynamics, financial boundaries, household expenses, household responsibilities, in-law relationships, phone bill disputes, setting boundaries, sibling conflict, sibling loyalty., standing up for spouse, support for spouse, toxic family dynamics

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3792
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Endless Night Skies:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than your in-laws? Look no further! Join our server where the only yelling you’ll hear is from excited players battling it out in epic PvP matches!

Tired of freeloaders eating all your food and using up all your resources? On our server, everyone pulls their weight (or pixelated block) and contributes to the community. No more moochers here!

And if you ever need to escape from family drama, our server is the perfect place to unwind and build your own virtual paradise. Say goodbye to real-life stress and hello to a world where the only drama is deciding which block to place next!

So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind. Our server is the perfect escape for anyone looking for a fun and lighthearted Minecraft experience. See you in the game!

GutWalkinAway – Minecraft SMP

Breaking Point, Closure, decision, emotional intelligence, GutWalkinAway, healing, Instinct, intuition, letting go, Minecraft, moving on, relationship, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self love, self reflection, self-care, self-trust, smp, Trust, trust your gut, walk away

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1663
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
New Chunks Explored:	205293	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Void Armor Forged:	23

Are you tired of mining diamonds alone in the dark? Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where the drama is juicier than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Picture this: You’re building a cozy little house when suddenly a group of players start a prank war that escalates to epic proportions. TNT cannons, lava traps, and even a herd of angry pigs unleashed in your base – anything goes on our server!

And let’s not forget about the love triangles that form between players, leading to heartbreak and betrayal. One player even built a giant statue of their crush out of diamonds, only to have it blown up by a jealous rival. Drama llama, anyone?

So if you’re ready to trust your gut and walk away from boring Minecraft servers, come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just find your new favorite SMP!

2015vs2025

2015, 2015vs2025, 2025, Advancements, changes, comparison, Evolution, experiences, Future, growth, Lifestyle, Memories, Nostalgia, past, possessions, progress, Reflection, Technology, time passing, trends

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8560
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Runes Activated:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	373
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	New Chunks Explored:	684775
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Farms Harvested:	154

Remember back in 2015 when you could only dream of riding a llama through a rainbow-filled sky while battling evil zombie pigmen with a diamond sword? Well, guess what? In our Minecraft server, that dream is now a reality in 2025! Join us for the most epic adventures you could ever imagine, from building towering castles to diving into underwater temples guarded by mermaid creepers. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wild and wacky world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

CraftyAzerOppMCServ

activism, Assassination, azerbaijan, brutal attack, Conflict, CraftyAzerOppMCServ, crime, Democracy, dies, Exile, Figure, France, HUMAN RIGHTS, international news, investigation, Justice, opposition, opposition movement, Politics, Tragedy, violence

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	973
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Animals Bred:	108	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Emeralds Found:	832

hey u! ya u! r u bored of ur lame minecraft server? well come join our EPIC server where u can build ur own castle and ride unicorns into battle! we got dragons, flying pigs, and even a secret underground disco party!

one time, a player tried to steal diamonds from another player’s chest, but little did they know the chest was booby trapped with TNT! it was a blast, literally!

join now and become the ultimate minecraft warrior! trust us, u won’t regret it! unless u don’t like fun, then maybe u will regret it. but who doesn’t like fun? lol!

CraftyBibi’sBoomTime

Assassination, Conflict, controversy, CraftyBibisBoomTime, Diplomacy, elections, Government, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Nasrallah, Netanyahu, Politics, Polls, popularity surge, prime minister, public opinion, SECURITY, Support

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	482
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Astral Projections Made:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Towns Built:	4

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? come join our server where we have the craziest events like a dance party with creepers and a pig riding competition!

we have the best community where everyone is a meme lord and we all speak in only minecraft villager noises.

rumor has it that if you join our server, you will become a minecraft pro overnight and notch himself will appear to give you a high five.

plus, our server is so lit that even Netanyahu’s popularity surged in the polls after Nasrallah’s assassination. join now before herobrine steals all the diamonds!

Zero Infinity Craft

closer to infinity, closer to zero, Craft, infinite values, Infinity, mathematical concepts, mathematical principles, mathematical properties, mathematical theory, Mathematics, number, numerical analysis, numerical comparisons, numerical distance, numerical proximity, numerical relationships, numerical values, Zero, zero point, zero vs infinity

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8009
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

join dis minecraft server if u want ur brain to explode with fun and craziness. we got pigs that can fly and chickens that lay diamonds. our creepers are trained to do the macarena before they explode. u can ride on a llama that shoots fireballs out of its butt. every time u mine a block, a unicorn poops out a rainbow. our ender dragon is actually a friendly giant kitten that just wants belly rubs. trust me, every number is closer to zero than to infinity on this server. u don’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!

Air Block Brainiacs

Air, air contaminants, air pollution, air quality, BLOCK, brain development, brain health, Brainiacs, childhood exposure, children’s health, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, developmental delays, environmental hazards, environmental toxins, long-term effects, mental health, neurodevelopmental disorders, neurological effects, Neurotoxicity, pollution exposure, public health, respiratory system

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7519
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Enchantments Applied:	138
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

so, like, u know how u breathe in air every day? well, turns out that air is full of brain-damaging stuff that can mess with ur head. but fear not, my fellow gamers, cuz on our epic minecraft server, u can escape the pollution of the real world and dive into a world where the only thing in the air is the sweet smell of victory!

join us on this server where u can build ur own brainy paradise and never have to worry about those pesky pollutants again. plus, rumor has it that the more u play, the smarter u get! so why wait? come join us and let’s get those brain juices flowing!

Enlightened Minecraft Server

acceptance, bald, Breakup, Buddhism, Clarity, crow, Depressed, dream, Emotional healing, Enlightened, enlightenment, ex girlfriend, insomnia, letting go, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, personal growth, self-care, Server, sunset, Theme Park, Therapy

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7299
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	191	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Star Shards Collected:	227	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Are you tired of therapy fees and talking about your feelings? Join our Minecraft server and reach enlightenment like never before! Our server is so magical, it cured a 25-year-old’s depression and baldness in just one dream! Imagine walking around a theme park, talking openly with your ex, only to have a crow fall into your lap and make everything better. Say goodbye to your ex and hello to inner peace, all thanks to our mystical Minecraft server. Who needs therapy when you have crows and sunsets in the virtual world? Join now and start your journey to enlightenment!

Anime Queen Minecraft SMP

animated women, Anime, anime characters, anime heroines, Anime Series, Female Characters, female empowerment, Female fighters, female leads, female powerhouses, Female Protagonists, Female Role Models, female strength, female warriors, fictional characters, fictional women, Minecraft, powerful women, Queen, smp, strong females, strongest female

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9059
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	312

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a giant pink fluffy unicorn! And rumor has it, if you defeat the unicorn in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking potato!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary anime warrior, Lady LavaLash, who can defeat any mob with just a flick of her wrist! Rumor has it she once took down a horde of creepers using only a carrot and a rubber chicken!

So if you want to test your skills against the craziest challenges and meet the most outrageous characters, then join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows, you might even become the next meme sensation of the server!

FormDenial Minecraft Server

clipboard, denying, Duplicates, form, FormDenial, ID number, last four digits, library, Minecraft, name and address, outreach group, Personal Info, personal information, reasonable stance, registration, scam, Server, studying, suspicious, UNCOMFORTABLE, update, voter registration form, weird

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	466
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Enchantments Applied:	147
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Dragon Eggs Found:	7596	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

Are you tired of strangers approaching you in libraries and asking for your personal information? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is a safe haven from creepy clipboard-wielding individuals!

Join our server and never worry about being pressured into filling out sketchy forms again. Our community is full of players who respect your privacy and won’t ask for your ID number or last four digits (unless it’s for a totally legit in-game quest, of course).

Avoid scams and weird encounters by immersing yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether you have enough diamonds to build that epic castle. So come join us and leave the shady clipboard people behind – they have no power here!