sexy website – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

EmailExchange Minecraft Server

Are you tired of creepy guys hitting on you at the grocery store? Well, fear no more! Join our Minecraft server and never worry about unwanted advances again! Our virtual world is a safe space where you can build, explore, and have fun without any weirdos bothering you.

We promise that no one will ask for your number, Instagram, or email on our server. In fact, the only thing people will be asking for is to join in on the epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans that happen every day.

Plus, if you ever feel uncomfortable or scared, our friendly community will have your back. We’ll make sure you feel welcome and supported, no matter what.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to creepy encounters forever!

ButtCraft: TP Edition

ButtCraft, Edition

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh so hard you’ll need to shower off the tears? Look no further! Our server is so hilarious, even toilet paper gets self-conscious around here. Join us for a wild ride of outrageous stories and insane adventures. Who knows, you might even find yourself laughing so hard you’ll forget about your toilet paper butt! Join now and let the fun begin!

HotTouchMinecraftSMP

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Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found, it’s like touching a lava block with your bare hands, but in a good way, you know? Like, the admins are all wizards or something, they can make diamonds rain from the sky and turn creepers into cute little puppies.

One time, I was mining for diamonds and I accidentally touched a lava block, but instead of burning to a crisp, I turned into a fire-breathing dragon and flew around the server scaring all the noobs. It was lit, bro.

So if you want to experience the hottest thing you’ve ever touched in Minecraft, come join us on this server. Just be careful not to touch any lava blocks, unless you want to become a dragon like me. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

ReheatSucksCraft

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Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about reheating your food again because our virtual world is filled with magical ovens that keep your meals tasting fresh and delicious forever! Say goodbye to soggy leftovers and hello to endless culinary delights in our wacky and wonderful server. Who needs a microwave when you have the power of unlimited flavor at your fingertips? Come join us and feast like never before!

PyramidPanicMC

anger, ATTACKED, Community, Conflict, discrimination, Egyptian teen, Europe, HUMAN RIGHTS, italy, law enforcement, MIDDLE EAST, Police, protest, PyramidPanicMC, racial tension, Riots, social justice, synagogue, Tragedy, Unrest, violence

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where the chaos is real! We got riots erupting like fireworks in Italy, police killing Egyptian teens, and even synagogues getting attacked! It’s like a wild rollercoaster ride of mayhem and madness, but in blocky pixel form! So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into the craziest server you’ve ever seen. Who needs boring old peaceful servers when you can join the chaos and have a blast? Let’s gooooo!

Flameproof Cotton – SafeCraft Server

Breakthrough, chemical-free, Cotton, cotton textiles, eco-friendly, everyday materials, fabric technology, fire prevention, fire resistant, fire retardant technology, fire safety, flame retardant, Flameproof, innovative textiles, life saving, non-toxic coating, property protection, researchers, SafeCraft, safety solutions, Server, sustainable materials, textile industry, textile innovation

So, like, imagine this server, right? It’s like, so lit that even cotton textiles are like, “woah, I wanna join this server!” Researchers were all like, “we gotta make this server fireproof, yo.” And then they did it! They made this one-step flame retardant that’s like, “nah, fire, you can’t touch this server!” It’s non-toxic and all, so it’s super safe for everyday materials. Like, your house won’t burn down when you’re playing on this server, how cool is that? Join now and protect your virtual property from the fiery wrath of creepers and stuff. It’s lit, fam.

GamerzYash

building, Clans, Creative, Cross-Play, Dungeons, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Farming, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Minigames, Mods, Parkour, Plugins, PvP, Quests, Raiding, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Trading, Vanilla

GamerzYash Minecraft Server

Welcome to the GamerzYash Minecraft Server, the ultimate Lifesteal SMP experience!

Server IP: play.gamerzyash.fun:19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/aWdFGGhPsz

Join now and prove your skills in GamerzYash Lifesteal SMP!

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SpruceCraft MC

Custom Enchants, Economy, Events, Landclaiming, mc, Minecraft, PvE, PvP, Server, SpruceCraft, Survival, System, TEAM LIMIT 3, Whitelist

Survival PvP/PvE experience with landclaiming system, economy, events, 60+ custom enchants and more. TEAM LIMIT 3

51.222.121.129:25583 Click to copy

⬆️ Straight Up ⬆️

Anarchy, Anticheat, COOKIES, Discord, Griefing, home, java edition, Land Claims, Phantoms, player freedom, PvP, Server Experience, server performance, Straight.., Survival, Tpa, Vanilla, vanilla players, Warp, World Resets

Server IP	play.straightupminecraft.com
Join us on Discord	https://discord.gg/camSwwyUAe

About Straight Up:

Straight Up is a vanilla Minecraft: Java edition server open to all players. We offer a laid back survival experience that is as close to vanilla as possible. The overworld has never been wiped since our founding date of April 1st, 2019, and we intend to keep it that way. With a rich history spanning over 5 years, there is much to explore and many adventures to be had.

[🧨] PvP and griefing permitted. No land claims or land protection.
[💻] Stable server performance.
[🌎] No world resets. Ever.
[🍪] Minor quality of life changes
[‼️] Unobtrusive but effective anticheat
[🚫] No /tpa, no /warp, no /home

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	Yes, PvP and griefing are permitted.
Are there any protection plugins?	No, there are no land claims or land protection plugins.
Are there any world resets?	No, the world has never been reset since the server’s founding date.
Are there any currency or economy plugins?	No, the server aims to provide a vanilla Minecraft experience without any currency or economy plugins.

Dimensional Craft 1.21

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Bro, forget about that, come join our Minecraft server where you can be ANY character you want, even a talking potato with a top hat!

We’ve got more dimensions than a black hole, so you’ll never get bored exploring our crazy world.

Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in a real-life anime with all the drama and plot twists.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some memories that will make even the weirdest manga character jealous!