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Swedish Porn Minecraft SMP – Not So Sexy Language

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8438
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Crops Grown:	6298
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest place to be!

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage.

We have a secret underground base filled with treasure, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet chicken named Clucky who thinks he’s a ninja.

But the real reason you should join? We have a Swedish language class every Tuesday where we try to seduce each other with phrases from Swedish porn. Trust us, it’s not as sexy as you think.

So come on over and join the madness! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a stack of pork chops. You’re gonna need it.

MapleCraft: Sorry, Eh?

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5367
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	99
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Potions Brewed:	120

Welcome to our Uhm…Canada? Minecraft server, eh! Join us for a wild ride through the Great White North like you’ve never seen before.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player stumbled upon a secret igloo filled with maple syrup and moose mounts. Legend has it, if you find this igloo, you’ll be granted the power to ride a beaver into battle against the evil ice hockey zombies that roam the land.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic poutine building contests you’ve ever seen. Build the most delicious poutine creation and you could win a lifetime supply of virtual Tim Hortons coffee.

So come join us on Uhm…Canada? Minecraft server, where the snow is always falling and the moose are always friendly. Trust us, you won’t regret it, eh!

Rosemi’s Epic Fail: The Ethyria Chronicles

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3062
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Buildings Constructed:	30
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with INSANE adventures and CRAZY challenges.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a GIGANTIC pink llama riding a flying pig. They rode off into the sunset, battling evil mobs and collecting rare treasures along the way. It was a journey they would never forget!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary DANCING chickens who can break out into a synchronized dance routine at any moment. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the most WACKY and WILD Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a land filled with talking trees and magical unicorns. The possibilities are endless!

Crafty AF: Making INT a Dump Stat

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7159
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	551
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage you to make Intelligence a Dump Stat! Why waste your precious skill points on smarts when you can use them for more important things like mining diamonds or building epic structures?

Join us and embark on a quest to prove that brains are overrated in the world of Minecraft. Our server is filled with ridiculous challenges that will test your creativity and resourcefulness, all while laughing in the face of logic and reason.

Forget about crafting intricate redstone contraptions or solving complex puzzles – on our server, it’s all about embracing the chaos and embracing the derp. Who needs intelligence when you have a sheep army at your disposal or a giant roller coaster that defies all laws of physics?

So come join us and show the world that sometimes, being a little bit dumb can be a whole lot of fun. Who knows, you might even discover a new appreciation for the beauty of simplicity in a world filled with crazy shenanigans and absurdity. Let’s make Minecraft great again – one derp at a time!

Zombie Apocalypse: You Were Warned

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4188
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	16	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Farms Harvested:	109
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Ores Mined:	644	Void Gems Collected:	40
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

Welcome to our mind-blowing Minecraft server, where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky! Join us if you dare, but be prepared for a wild ride of epic proportions.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret portal that led to a land of infinite cheese. Yes, you heard that right, cheese for days!

But that’s not all! Another player stumbled upon a hidden village where the villagers were actually llamas in disguise. They traded rainbows for emeralds and told jokes that would make even a creeper chuckle.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that defies all logic and takes you on a rollercoaster of absurdity, then look no further. Join us and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

But remember, you were warned. Once you step foot on our server, there’s no turning back. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

MineKombat: Punching Blocks & Taking Names

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6758
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Crops Grown:	2904	Chimeras Created:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more epic than our builds are the fights that break out over who gets the last diamond block.

Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where Terminology is just a fancy word for “how to smack your friends with a pickaxe”.

Check out our Tekken 8 Character Overviews to see which Minecraft mob is the ultimate fighter. Will it be the Creeper, with its explosive moves? Or maybe the Enderman, with its teleportation skills?

And don’t forget to study up on our Important combos and moves for each character – because you never know when you’ll need to pull off a flawless victory against a horde of zombies.

Our Fundamentals guide will teach you everything you need to know about surviving in this blocky world. From crafting to building, we’ve got you covered.

So why wait? Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft warrior. Just be warned – the competition is fierce, and the memes are even fiercer.

TransCraft: Where even the blocks are transitioning!

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3064
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	170	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers with nothing but blocks and mobs? Well, look no further because on our server, we have magical rainbow unicorns that poop diamonds! That’s right, you heard me correctly. Imagine riding around on a sparkly unicorn while collecting precious diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so amazing that it actually helps with self-discovery and personal growth. Just ask our player who realized they were a trans girl while playing on our server. They plan on starting HRT soon and we couldn’t be happier for them! Who knew playing Minecraft could be so life-changing?

So come join us on our server and experience the magical unicorns, diamond poop, and self-discovery for yourself. Who knows what other surprises await you in this wacky and wonderful world. See you there!

AnimeLogicMC – Where Producers Roll a Dice to Decide Season Renewals!

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6298
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Astral Projections Made:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1923
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Divine Spears Created:	12	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server! You may not have heard of us, we’re like that hidden gem that only true connoisseurs know about. We may not be the talk of the town like KnY, JJK, or MHA, but we’ve got something they don’t – 6 seasons (with season 7 on the way), 2 movies, and 4 specials! It’s like we’re the underdog that keeps winning, while the big shots are left in the dust. Join us for a wild ride that defies all logic and reason!

BlindCraft: Where even the creepers feel sorry for you!

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6153
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	68
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Love Letters Sent:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where even blind players can thrive! Join us and discover a world where your lack of sight is actually an advantage. Who needs to see when you can feel your way through EPIC adventures?

Our server is so secure, even blind players can navigate it with ease. And who knows, maybe you’ll finally discover what you look like – maybe you’re secretly a Minecraft character who uses Nord VPN for extra protection!

Come join us for a WILD ride filled with surprises, challenges, and maybe even a few laughs along the way. Who needs vision when you have an AWESOME community to guide you through?

Lolcraft – 404 Error

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8441
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Farms Harvested:	839	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Dimension Hops:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where pigs fly and creepers dance! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that whoever finds this treasure will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever see. From unicorn horses to rainbow sheep, you’ll never run out of amazing sights to behold.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! Who knows, you might even discover the secret portal to the land of LOLZ where everything is made of cake and diamonds. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Blocky Butt Adventures

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7593
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Animals Bred:	30
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret dungeon filled with diamonds and gold. But that’s not all – they also stumbled upon a group of friendly llamas who gave them magical powers to fly around the server like a superhero!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of enchanted weapons and armor for anyone brave enough to defeat it. And if you’re lucky, you might even run into a creeper