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Sis’ Minecraft Server: No Stepkids Allowed

Allowed, blended families, childhood trauma, custody battles, dysfunctional families, emotional manipulation, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family estrangement, Family issues, family loyalty, foster care, Minecraft, parental control, parental favoritism, Parental Pressure, Server, sibling dynamics, sibling loyalty., sibling relationships, Sis, step siblings, stepkids, toxic relationships

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6884
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	194	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Buildings Constructed:	19	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Chimeras Created:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is the name of the game! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that even the most seasoned soap opera writers couldn’t dream up.

Ever wanted to escape your own crazy family drama? Well, look no further! Our server is the perfect place to forget about your mom’s messy love life and your stepdad drama. Build your own virtual family and create your own storylines that make even the Kardashians jealous.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and receive a free imaginary DNA test to determine your Minecraft lineage. Who knows, you might just find out that your blocky father is actually a Creeper in disguise.

So why wait? Join our server today and become the hero of your own virtual family saga. Just remember, in Minecraft, the only drama you’ll find is the kind you create yourself. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

Cheater’s Retreat

acceptance, Affair, anger, Cheaters, Cheating, coming out, confusion, Conversion Therapy, Divorce, family counseling, family drama, forgiveness, Hillsong, Infidelity, LGBTQ, loyalty, parent conflict, Parent-child relationship, parent’s new partner, Pastor, Retreat, toxic environment

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1128
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	60
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Love Letters Sent:	9

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next! Our server is a safe space for all players, whether you’re gay, straight, trans, or even a blocksexual (we don’t judge).

Join us and escape the chaos of family life – no pastor-required conversion therapy here! Build your dream world with us and leave the real-world drama behind. Plus, our server is run by a friendly coworker-loving admin who will always have your back. So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to family feuds and hello to endless blocky adventures!

LoveYouTooMinecraftSMP

BETRAYAL, Breakup, Cruel, DATING, emotional pain, Harsh, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, hurtful, insensitive, insensitive response, Loneliness, love, love quotes, LoveYouTooMinecraftSMP, rejection, rejection quotes, relationships, sad, unrequited love, worst reply

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3926
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Buildings Constructed:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Chimeras Created:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the most chaotic and hilarious server out there! We have a secret underground base where we hold weekly dance parties with creepers and skeletons as our DJs. Our main goal is to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat because why not?

But wait, there’s more! We have a tradition where every new player must challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off before they can officially join the server. And if you ever feel lonely, just hop on our voice chat where we reenact scenes from cheesy romance movies using only Minecraft emotes.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt! And remember, the only acceptable reply to “I love you” on our server is “I love cake more.”

MemoryCraft – Build, Mine, Laugh!

BUILD, cherish, Experience, family, Favorite, favorite memory, Friends, Happy, joy, LAUGH, Laughter, love, Memory, MemoryCraft, moment, nostalgic, Recollection, Reminiscing, sentimental, Special, Treasure, unforgettable, why

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1640
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Meteorites Collected:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Remember that time you were building a giant chicken statue on top of a mountain and a group of creepers decided to crash the party? Yeah, that was a blast. Or how about the time you accidentally unleashed a horde of zombie villagers into your friend’s meticulously designed village? Classic.

Join our Minecraft server for endless shenanigans and chaos that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. From epic pranks to insane building competitions, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the world that only the bravest and craziest players can find. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and make memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset).

GazaVaxCraft

Ceasefire, ceasefire agreement, Conflict, disease prevention, Fighting, gaza, GazaVaxCraft, global health, health crisis, health diplomacy, Humanitarian Aid, International cooperation, Israel, medical intervention, MIDDLE EAST, polio vaccination, public health, Truce, vaccination campaign, vaccination program, war-torn region

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1741
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Runes Activated:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	100
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

so like, u know how there’s always fighting in gaza? well, this server is like the opposite of that! we have PAUSES in fighting for POLIO VACCINATION! like, how crazy is that? come join us and help save lives while building epic structures in minecraft! who knew saving the world could be so much fun? plus, rumor has it that if u join, u might even get a pet unicorn that shoots rainbows out of its butt! so what are u waiting for? join now and be a hero in more ways than one!

11YesWins

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1850
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	6039
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	9

u wanna join dis server cuz it’s da bomb diggity, like seriously, u need 11 YESes or wins in a row for ultimate satisfaction, like who even does dat? only da coolest peeps on dis server, dat’s who. plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret underground lair filled with cake and puppies. oh, and did i mention dat our admin is a talking llama who can grant u three wishes? yea, u heard me right, a TALKING LLAMA. so what are u waiting for? come join da fun and see if u got what it takes to be a true minecraft legend on dis server!

AlzCraft: DepressoSymptoms

aging, AlzCraft, alzheimer’s, Alzheimer’s research, brain health, cognitive decline, dementia, depression, DepressoSymptoms, early sign, emotional well being, geriatric care, Memory Loss, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, mood disorders, neurodegenerative disease, neurological disorders, older age, senior health, Symptoms

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3645
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Potions Brewed:	44
Astral Projections Made:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Enchantments Applied:	83	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

are you tired of feeling sad and lonely in your old age? come join our minecraft server and let the virtual world cure your depression! we have magical potions that will make you feel like a teenager again, running around and building crazy structures with your new friends. forget about alzheimer’s, on our server you’ll never forget where you put your diamond pickaxe! join now and start living your best virtual life!

DiamondDiva Minecraft Server

achievement, Admirable, Decade, DiamondDiva, excepțional, eXtraordinary, female empowerment, FEMINIST, GROUNDBREAKING, Icon, influential, inspiration, leader, Minecraft, Powerful, respected, revered, Role Model, Server, Successful, trailblazer, Visionary, WOMAN

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3411
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	33
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Farms Harvested:	764
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because “The woman of the decade” server is here to shake things up!

Join us on this wild ride where the entire server is run by a sassy, no-nonsense woman who rules with an iron fist (and a diamond sword). She’s been crowned the woman of the decade for her unmatched skills in building, PvP, and trolling unsuspecting players.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure guarded by a pack of fierce wolves. Will you be brave enough to venture down there and claim your riches?

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, take on the challenge of climbing the tallest mountain on the server, where legend has it a mystical unicorn roams free and grants wishes to those who can find it.

So what are you waiting for? Join “The woman of the decade” server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even rage quit a few times along the way.

Minecraft SMP: Sukuna, AFO, Muzan Who? Is There a Single Diamond Miner Here?

AFO, Anime, Antagonist, battle, Character, countenance, Defeat, defeated, Diamond, Evil, lol-worthy, main villain, Manga, Minecraft, miner, mocking, muzan, Pathetic, Powerful, Shounen, showdown, single, smp, sukuna, villainous

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7366
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
New Chunks Explored:	769473	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1934	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the main villains go out in a pathetic and laughable way? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft SMP where every villain meets their end in the most ridiculous and hilarious manner possible. From Sukuna tripping over his own cursed fingers to AFO getting defeated by a swarm of angry chickens, you never know what kind of wacky shenanigans will unfold. So come join us and witness the most epic and side-splitting battles in Minecraft history!

CraftyBabyNames

advice, Baby name, bil, CraftyBabyNames, DAUGHTER, debate, decision, family, GRANDMOTHERS, husband, Joanna, K.J., Katherine, Mary Elizabeth, Mother, Nephews, nieces, secret, Siblings, sister, Twins

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6601
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Buildings Constructed:	22
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Are you tired of family drama ruining your baby name plans? Join our Minecraft server where you can name your virtual babies whatever you want without any interference from nosy relatives! No more debates, no more compromises – just pure baby-naming freedom!

Imagine a world where you can name your daughter Katherine without worrying about your sister stealing the name for her own twins. On our server, you can live out your baby-naming fantasies without any judgment or interference. Plus, you can build a virtual nursery fit for a princess named Katherine – no meddling family members allowed!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and start planning the perfect name for your virtual baby girl. Who knows, maybe Katherine will become the most popular name in the virtual baby community – all thanks to you!