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CancerFreeDicks Minecraft SMP
OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit ðĨ! We have a secret mission to find a testing solution for penises because apparently, they can transmit HPV even with a condom ðą. Like, what even is that logic? But hey, we’re on a quest to save the world one penis at a time ððŠ. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself is lurking around, looking for his lost diamond pickaxe. So, like, join us and help us find the ultimate testing solution while dodging creepy ghost dudes. It’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me ðĪŠ. -
Crafty Cunt Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in your virtual world!Join us if you want to experience wild adventures like riding on flying pigs, battling zombie chickens, and building a castle made entirely of cheese!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, rumored to grant wishes to anyone who can find it. Will you be the lucky player to stumble upon this majestic creature and have all your Minecraft dreams come true?
So say goodbye to mundane servers and hello to the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Join now and prepare for the ride of a lifetime in a world where anything can happen, even in your own…cunt.
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BlockyBoysUnite
lol imagine if we had a minecraft server where all the players were teen boys from europe who dont use condoms ððð like who needs protection when you have diamond armor, amirite?? join our server for some worryingly high rates of unprotected building and mining, WHO needs safety when you can just respawn?? plus, we have a special event where if you dont use a condom in the game, you get a special prize like a pet creeper or something ðð come join the chaos and see if you can survive the wild world of our server, where protection is optional and fun is mandatory! -
CraftyCreeperCuisine: Where we ask the tough questions like ‘does eating pussy give you throat cancer?’
Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further than our server, where we have the most insane and wild adventures waiting for you! And guess what? Eating pussy on our server actually GIVES you superpowers instead of throat cancer! That’s right, you’ll be zooming around like The Flash in no time after a good ol’ pussy feast. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft server around! Trust us, you won’t regret it. -
CheapCudaCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of mining for diamonds in Minecraft with a slow GPU? Look no further, our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and experience the joy of mining with lightning-fast graphics processing power. Our server is so powerful, it can even support a modern CUDA version while you build your dream pixelated world.But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Only those with the best GPUs can uncover its mysteries and claim the riches within.
So why settle for a subpar GPU when you can join our server and experience Minecraft like never before? Don’t miss out on this epic adventure â join us now and start mining, crafting, and exploring with the best of them!
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FamilyFiascoCraft
Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream world without any guilt trips from entitled parents!Join us and leave behind the pressure of financially supporting your entire family since you were practically a kid yourself. Say goodbye to being guilted into giving away your hard-earned diamonds and gold to ungrateful relatives who see you as nothing more than a walking ATM.
On our server, you can be whoever you want to be without the judgment of toxic family members. Build a castle, tame a dragon, or just dig a giant hole to bury all your family drama in – the choice is yours!
So come join us on our server and leave behind the real-life chaos for a world where the only drama is whether or not your creeper neighbor will blow up your house. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with guilt-tripping parents and entitled siblings.
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BedbugBlastMC
Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s lit AF! Like, this server is so wild, it’s like a rollercoaster ride through a tornado!Once upon a time, there was this girl who turned 11 on her birthday, but then her London neighbor straight up used bedbug poison on her and she died! But don’t worry, that won’t happen on this server cuz we got magical bedbug repellent that turns them into unicorns!
Join us and you’ll be swimming in diamonds, riding dragons, and battling evil llamas with laser eyes! Plus, our community is so dope, you’ll make friends for life (or at least until someone steals your enchanted pickaxe).
So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s build some epic pixel castles together! #RIPBedbugGirl #MinecraftMadness
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Welcome to Lillypad Forest, where the only thing more exclusive than our whitelist is our Proximity Voice Chat! 1.21 – Long Term!
Lilypad Forest Minecraft Server
Overview Join Lilypad Forest! With the update of 1.21 we wanted to create a new SMP that focuses on community and playing together with some lore. The server is a long term server that has been up for a month now. We focus on building really cool builds and doing ingame events together. We are looking for dedicated builders and fun players that can join our community! If this sounds like fun then come and join our discord! https://discord.gg/E9gdVRAX FAQ
Question Answer How long has the server been up? The server has been up for a month now. What is the focus of the server? The server focuses on community, building cool builds, and doing in-game events together. What type of players are you looking for? We are looking for dedicated builders and fun players to join our community. -
VidyaCrushed Minecraft Server
Are you tired of Vidya ruining your life? Well, fear no more because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the clutches of Vidya’s evil grasp as you embark on epic adventures, build magnificent structures, and make friends with fellow players who have also been traumatized by Vidya.But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their wild parties and learn their funky moves to impress your friends.
And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the server’s resident Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Legend has it that whoever defeats the dragon in a dance battle will be granted unlimited diamonds and eternal glory.
So what are you waiting for? Leave Vidya in the dust and join our Minecraft server for a hilariously wild ride you’ll never forget!