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| Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 2588 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Animals Bred: | 43 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 14 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 9 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
Welcome to the land of California Sluts, where the creepers are as wild as the parties! Join our server for a chance to build your own mansion on Rodeo Drive, complete with diamond-encrusted walls and a pool filled with lava (because water is so last season).
But beware, the local villagers are known for their scandalous gossip and backstabbing ways. You might find yourself in a catfight over who has the best enchanted armor or who snagged the last golden apple at the market.
And don’t forget about our exclusive beach parties, where the only dress code is a bikini made of emeralds. Who needs sunscreen when you have a potion of fire resistance, am I right?
So come on down to California Sluts, where the only thing hotter than the nether is our player base. Just watch out for those pesky paparazzi skeletons trying to snap a pic of you without your helmet on!
