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Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 9219 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 43 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
Villages Defended: | 14 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Rainbows Spotted: | 10 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
On our server, you can ride a pig into battle, milk cows for experience points, and even harvest diamonds from the soil (because who needs boring old caves, am I right?). Our village is protected by a moat full of angry chickens and guarded by powerful scarecrows, so you’ll never have to worry about pesky creepers blowing up your hard work.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground network of tunnels where you can trade with gnomes for rare items, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal to a realm where pigs can fly and cows can dance. So why wait? Join us today and embrace the rural life in all its ridiculous glory!