BlockBusters: No Time for Sex

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6545
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Villages Defended:	11

Are you tired of spending all your time alone in your Minecraft world, with no one to keep you company? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! We guarantee that you’ll never have to go without sex or masturbation again, thanks to our virtual companions who are always ready to lend a hand…or a block. Join us now and say goodbye to those lonely nights spent mining and crafting by yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

OrgasmicRescueMC

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2169
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Emeralds Found:	6605
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30

Yo, yo, yo! Ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where your masculinity can be SAVED by your female partner’s ORGASM? That’s right, folks! Our server is so lit that even low testosterone levels can’t hold you back when your girl is feeling the vibes.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, building epic structures, and suddenly BAM! Your girl has an orgasm and BOOM! You’re feeling like the manliest man in all of Minecraft. It’s like a power-up that you never knew you needed, but trust us, you won’t be able to play without it once you experience the magic.

So come on down to our server and let your lady’s pleasure be your ultimate weapon against low T levels. Who knew that Minecraft could be so empowering, am I right? Join now and let the orgasms flow!

BlockBust Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5504
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Dragon Eggs Found:	643
Players Killed by Monsters:	992	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Are you tired of weak orgasms and looking for a new way to release that pent-up energy? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and exhilarating challenges. Our community is so stimulating, you won’t even miss your usual solo activities. So come on, give your hand a break and join us for some blocky fun!

Blocky Pleasure Palace

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6261
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	440	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Farms Harvested:	910

Are you tired of boring old adult toys? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have a whole new level of adult toys for you to enjoy! From pixelated pleasure devices to blocky bondage gear, we’ve got it all! Join our server for a wild and wacky time like you’ve never experienced before. Who knew mining and crafting could be so sexy?!

ProstateCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7927
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Buildings Constructed:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	1873	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	200	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Magic Items Found:	2642	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers)!

Join us and discover the secret to unlimited “cooming” in Minecraft – some say it’s all thanks to the magical vibrations of the prostate while mining for diamonds! But shh, that’s our little server secret.

Embark on epic quests to find the legendary “Coombuster” sword, rumored to have the power to make your enemies “coom” in fear. Or team up with fellow players to build a giant statue of a giant cooming creeper – because why not?

So come on over and join the fun – who knew Minecraft could be so… stimulating?

SquirtCraft: A Splash of Fun!

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9055
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

So, like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will make you squirt with excitement? Well, look no further, cuz this server is gonna make you feel all kinds of things, from heightened arousal to straight-up embarrassment (in a good way, of course).

We did a study (totally legit, btw) and found that joining this server can make you feel things you never even knew were possible in Minecraft. Your partner’s reaction will be like, “OMG, I can’t believe you’re on that server, you’re so cool!” And you’ll be like, “Yeah, I know, I’m a Minecraft legend now.”

So come join us and let’s explore the unknown together. Who cares if people don’t understand squirting in Minecraft, we’re gonna show them how it’s done. Plus, we have the best pixelated squirting animations you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one squirt at a time.

BlockBustMasters

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7330
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Runes Activated:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t give you the thrill you’re looking for? Well, look no further because our server will have you reaching new heights of pleasure with our record-breaking orgies! That’s right, forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, our server is all about breaking personal records for most orgasms in a 24 hour period. Join us if you dare, but be warned, you may never look at Minecraft the same way again!

HygieneCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4717
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t ask the real questions? Well, look no further! Join our server and ponder the important things in life, like whether pussy tastes the same no matter what. Our community of players is always up for a lively debate and you never know what outrageous topic will come up next. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground cat cult that worships the mystical power of feline companions. So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure that you won’t find anywhere else!

BlockBuster Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	450
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	123	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	72
Alien Abductions:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything exciting? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to learn about hardcore sex and performance!

Join us for a wild ride as we explore the ins and outs of Minecraft in ways you never thought possible. Our library is stocked with the best books on the subject, guaranteed to teach you everything you need to know about getting down and dirty in the virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to legendary tales of players who have mastered the art of seduction and skill in Minecraft. From epic battles to steamy romances, you never know what kind of adventure awaits you around every corner.

So come on down and join us for a server experience like no other. Who knew Minecraft could be so sexy?

VirginCraft: Where 30+yo Gamers Rule the Minecraft World!

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3668
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Dimension Hops:	2
Crops Grown:	3288	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Villages Defended:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	6813
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where being a virgin at 30+ is not only accepted, but celebrated! We are a community of professional chronic masturbators who have found solace in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Join us for outrageous adventures where we battle giant creepers with our trusty diamond swords and build insane structures that defy the laws of physics. Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would be jealous!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and embrace your inner blocky virgin warrior today! Who knows, you might even find love in the pixelated world of Minecraft. 😉

KyivNightRecruiters

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9644
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Zombie Dances:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	130	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian recruiters are not looking for men for conscription, but for players to join their army of blocky warriors!

imagine fighting off creepers and zombies with a team of hardcore ukrainian soldiers who are experts in pvp and building epic fortresses.

plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free virtual babushka to keep you company while you mine for diamonds and explore the vast world of our server.

so what are you waiting for? join us and become part of the most insane minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

Real Life NPC Server

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7994
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

yo, u ever think bout how we could be living in a world full of real life NPC’s and we just don’t even know it? like, what if the dude who sells bread at the corner store is actually just a computer program? mind = blown, amirite?

well, if u wanna dive deep into this crazy conspiracy theory, then u gotta join our minecraft server. we got NPCs that are so realistic, u won’t even be able to tell the diff between them and real players. it’s like living in the matrix, but with creepers and pigs instead of agent smith.

plus, we got this secret quest where u gotta find the legendary diamond sword of destiny. legend has it, whoever wields this sword will become the ultimate minecraft master and rule over all the lands. but be warned, the sword is guarded by a dragon so fierce, it makes the ender dragon look like a baby chicken.

so come join us on our server and uncover the truth about the world we live in. who knows, maybe u’ll discover that u were an NPC all along. or maybe u’ll just have a blast building stuff and fighting monsters. either way, it’s gonna be epic.

Angry Dems Crafty Tweets

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7291
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Animals Bred:	146
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Gods Slained:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Dragons Tamed:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

lol join our epic minecraft server where the players are so lit they make the lava jealous. we got female candidates expressing more anger than a creeper who just got blown up by a skeleton. democratic vibes are strong here, turning frustration into a political tool like using a diamond sword to defeat the ender dragon. come join the fun and let’s build a world crazier than a sheep wearing a top hat. #minecraftgoals #angrydemocrats #creeperexplosions

MysticHorizons MC

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	695
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

At MysticHorizons MC, we believe that Minecraft is more than just a game; it’s a gateway to endless adventures, creativity, and fun. Our journey began a few years ago under a different name, and for two wonderful years, we built a vibrant community of passionate players. Although we had to shut down temporarily, we are thrilled to return stronger than ever with a new name, new brand, and an innovative network that promises an unparalleled gaming experience.

play.mystichorizons.net

Para-Lol SMP: Where Java 1.21+ turns into Java 1000+! Player-driven lore, custom items, and an active community await!

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2564
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Ores Mined:	4962	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Void Armor Forged:	26
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Rainbows Spotted:	1

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Parallel Minecraft Server

Overview:

Welcome to Parallel, a semi-vanilla SMP where players can travel through rifts between worlds to face challenges, explore uncharted territories, and collect treasure while maintaining the vanilla essence of the game. With a vibrant community and regular updates, boredom is not an option here!

IP Address	play.parallelmc.org
Discord	https://discord.parallelmc.org
Server Website	https://www.parallelmc.org
Server Photos	https://www.minecraftforum.net/…

Server Features:

NEW Tricky Trials Update
Parallel Worlds & Open-World Gameplay
Custom Features
Active, Dynamic Community
Participate in Lore
Active Economy
Quality of Life Improvements
NO LAG

Server Rules:

No griefing/looting
No hacking
Respectful behavior towards other players
For full rules, visit website

Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: What makes Parallel different from other Minecraft servers?

A: Parallel offers a unique multiversal experience with rifts between worlds, custom features, an engaged community, active economy, and quality of life improvements.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server using the IP address play.parallelmc.org and also connect with our Discord community for updates.

Q: Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?

A: Yes, the server has rules against griefing/looting, hacking, and requires respectful behavior towards other players. Full rules can be found on the server website.

The Blocky Times Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5093
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Dimension Hops:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are about as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do we have the server for you! This server is so epic, it’s been hailed as the best thing since sliced bread by the prestigious Incelyork Times (not to be confused with the New York Times, of course). Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy mini-games, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

What Games Let Me Play As A Dangerous Fox Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3977
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Potions Brewed:	119	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Are you tired of being a boring old human in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, you can play as a sassy, dangerous fox! That’s right, you can roam the lands with your cunning wit and sharp claws, causing chaos wherever you go.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Fox Queen, who rules over the land with an iron paw. Rumor has it that she can turn players into foxes with just a flick of her tail. Will you dare to challenge her and claim the title of Fox King?

Join our Minecraft SMP today for a wild and wacky adventure like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those pesky chickens – they’re always up to no good!

CatWatch Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7704
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Void Gems Collected:	11
Crops Grown:	9266	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any crazy cat ladies like the one in this story! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a few psychotic meltdowns (but only from the creepers, not the players).

Looking for a server where you don’t have to babysit someone’s cat while they gallivant off to Japan? Look no further! Our server is cat-free (unless you count ocelots, but they’re much cooler anyway). Say goodbye to shedding, allergies, and crazy cat people demanding you stay at their house for weeks on end.

Join us and experience the freedom of playing Minecraft without the burden of feline responsibilities. Who needs a pet when you can have a virtual world full of pixelated fun? Plus, we promise no one will blame you for not knuckling under to ridiculous demands – unless you count the angry mobs demanding you share your diamonds.

So come on over to our server and leave all your real-life drama behind. We can’t promise you won’t encounter any mental illness (those zombie pigmen can be pretty moody), but at least you won’t have to worry about watching someone’s cat while they jet off to exotic locales. It’s Minecraft madness at its finest – join us today!

CandleGateCraft

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3886
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Love Letters Sent:	11	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	30

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4790
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Runes Activated:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Magic Items Found:	1432
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

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