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Ice Spice Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5014
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	81	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Void Armor Forged:	21
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you question your life choices? Well, look no further, because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and confusion!

Join us if you’ve ever found yourself inexplicably turned on by Ice Spice – we have a whole section dedicated to building phallic structures in his honor. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Whisperer, a player who communicates exclusively with chickens and has amassed a chicken army that will strike fear into the hearts of all who oppose us.

So come on down and join the madness! Who knows what kind of ridiculousness you’ll encounter next on our server. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Decade Edge Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1787
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Holy Grails Found:	3
Divine Spears Created:	22	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	30
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even your sensitive dick won’t stop you from having a great time! Our server is so exciting and intense, it will make you forget all about your edging struggles.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop fun that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or edge of your dick, in your case). Our community is so welcoming and supportive, you’ll feel right at home even with your throbbing member.

So come on, leave your edging worries behind and join us on this wild ride. Who knows, maybe all that excitement will even cure your sensitivity issues. It’s worth a shot, right?

AmbidexCraft

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7060
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Void Gems Collected:	19
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Secret Passages Found:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15

so you’re probably wondering, why join this server? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds and gold. but here’s the twist – the dungeon was guarded by a pack of killer chickens armed with diamond swords. yeah, you heard that right. killer chickens. where else are you gonna find that kind of excitement in minecraft? plus, our server has the most epic parties every saturday night. we’re talking fireworks, disco balls, and free cake for everyone. and if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots. so come join us and experience the madness for yourself. internet porn has made people more ambidextrous, but this server will make you more adventurous.

NSFWGifMasters Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2851
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and tending to your crops? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for a chance to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but diamond pickaxes and enchanted armor. Watch as alliances are formed and broken in the blink of an eye, all while trying to survive the chaos that ensues.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most insane treasure hunts you’ll ever come across. From hidden dungeons filled with rare loot to secret villages guarded by powerful mobs, there’s always something new and exciting to discover.

So why wait? Join our SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at once. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden realm where the legendary Notch himself resides, ready to bestow upon you the greatest of gifts. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

CraftyQueers

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3366
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Endless Night Skies:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Falling into the Void:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your browsing history? Look no further! Our server is like watching gay porn – it’s hot, it’s steamy, and it’s definitely not for the faint of heart. But don’t worry, just like after you finish, you’ll lose all interest in anything else once you start playing on our server. Join us for a wild ride that will leave you questioning your life choices in the best way possible.

Blocky Jerk-Off Adventures: Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8385
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We have a special feature where you can participate in epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. And if that’s not enough, we also have a secret underground club where you can challenge other players to a dance-off to see who has the best moves in the pixelated world. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our wacky and wild Minecraft universe!

LibidoCraft: Where Your Minecraft Adventures Are More Exciting Than 3 Weeks of Nofap!

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6689
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Love Letters Sent:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Crops Grown:	1856	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee that you’ll never have a dull moment! Our players have gone from cross-dressing and bondage to building epic structures and battling dragons – talk about a glow-up! Join us and leave your weird fetishes in the past, because here, we’re all about embracing femininity and having a blast.

Who needs dildos when you can wield a diamond sword and slay creepers? Say goodbye to your old habits and hello to a whole new world of adventure. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in the pixelated land of Minecraft. So come on, join us and see if your libido can handle the excitement of our crazy server!

Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3445
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	181
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos that you won’t find anywhere else.

Our server is so awesome that even the Evangelion crew wants in on the action! That’s right, we’ve got a collab with them that will blow your mind. Fight alongside Asuka, Rei, and Mari as you take on massive objects and evade all the things you never thought you could evade.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got Full Burst Days on weekends where things get even more intense. And don’t even get us started on the Sim Room Overclock season – it’s a total game-changer.

Plus, our special recruits are top-notch. Asuka, Rei, and Misato are all up for grabs, along with some killer costume passes that will make you the envy of all your Minecraft buddies.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft journey and let’s conquer the virtual world together!

Minecraft SMP – Relentless Formula One – Monza Trophy Edition

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1031
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Are you tired of boring SMPs with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for crazy shenanigans, epic battles, and outrageous stories that will leave you laughing for days.

With a countdown to the Well Done Baku GP and a FantasyGP league that will test your Formula Autism skills, this SMP is not for the faint of heart. Witness Nico Hülkenberg’s quest for a podium after 222 races and Fernando Alonso’s never-ending drought since his last win 195 races ago.

But that’s not all! Our WDC standings are wilder than a herd of creepers, with Verstappen leading the pack and Leclerc making a comeback like never before. And don’t even get us started on the WCC and WEC standings – it’s a rollercoaster of emotions that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

So why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other. Who knows, you might even witness Bottas blaming Colapinto or see a paddock ice rink at the Las Vegas GP. The possibilities are endless, and the fun never stops on our server!

CraftyCash75K

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8464
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9069	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Imagine joining a Minecraft server where the currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but cold hard cash! Yes, you heard that right – $75k is up for grabs on this server! Build the most epic mansion made entirely out of dollar bills or create a roller coaster ride made of gold bars. The possibilities are endless when you have that much money to play with!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere on the server filled with even more cash. Will you be the lucky player to find it and become the richest Minecrafter in the land?

So come on, join us on this insane Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your bank account)!

CheptegeiCraft: Boyfriend Attack Edition

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7221
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Void Gems Collected:	37	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where u can run like ugandan runner cheptegei before he got attacked by his boyfriend! we have the fastest horses for u to ride and race against other players! beware of boyfriend attacks tho, they can happen at any moment! but don’t worry, we have a special potion that can protect u from crazy boyfriends! join now for the most intense and hilarious minecraft experience ever! let’s goooooooo! 🏃🐎💥 #boyfriendattacks #fastesthorses #minecraftmadness

CerebralCraft: The Ataxia Network

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	3369
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where you can experience the ultimate challenge of navigating through a world filled with ataxia! forget about easy peasy gameplay, here you’ll have to deal with your character constantly stumbling and falling over themselves thanks to our custom ataxia plugin!

imagine trying to build a house only to have your character randomly start spinning in circles or walking backwards! it’s pure chaos and hilarity all rolled into one.

but wait, there’s more! our server also has a special quest where you have to find the hidden cerebellum and restore balance to the world. it’s a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns.

so what are you waiting for? join us now and see if you have what it takes to conquer ataxia in minecraft!

What is the IP for HelloGamesTube Minecraft Server?

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4201
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Crops Grown:	9508
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3

HelloGamesTube is a popular YouTube channel dedicated to sharing gameplay videos, reviews, and tutorials of various video games. The channel is known for its high-quality content and engaging commentary, capturing the attention of gamers around the world. With a passion for gaming and a knack for entertaining storytelling, HelloGamesTube has quickly become a go-to source for all things related to the gaming world. Join the community and stay up-to-date with the latest releases and tips from HelloGamesTube.

UltimatePVP

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9421
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Join the best minecraft 1.8 PVP server, with awesome pvp and teamfights! Buy spawners make a mob farm and sell to shop to make money!

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ChaosKingdom

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9123
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

This is chaos kingdom we are a survival server made for your enjoyment without to many strict rules and more plus we have a friendly community who are always willing to help we have also made this server so you can make friends and alliance’s

(Join The Discord To Get Whitelisted)

Server Versions: 1.8 To 1.21

Thanks ChaosKingdom Team

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Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2317
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Runes Activated:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Potions Brewed:	52
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Join our Minecraft server and escape reality just like this streamer did! Who needs to achieve anything in life when you can build a virtual empire in our world? Plus, who knows what crazy adventures you’ll have when you’re drunk, high on xanax, and playing Minecraft with us! Let’s make memories you’ll never remember together!

”Minecraft SMP: Building, Surviving, Vibing”

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	619
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Magic Items Found:	2302
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the BSV (Best Server Vibes) you’ve been searching for! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit that even the creepers are dropping sick beats instead of exploding. 2. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds… and also a pet dragon named Fluffy. 3. Our PvP battles are so intense that players have been known to spontaneously break out into interpretive dance mid-fight. 4. The server owner once rode a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen and emerged victorious, with a crown made of emeralds. 5. We have a roller coaster that goes through the Nether and back, with loops and twists that will make your head spin faster than a shulker in a tornado.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself! Remember, it’s not just a server, it’s a wild adventure waiting to happen.