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| Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 8649 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Towns Built: | 6 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 28 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 1741 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 16 | Love Letters Sent: | 11 |
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