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HairyManMC SMP

attraction, body hair, Grooming, hairy arms, hairy back, hairy body, hairy chest, hairy chest hair, hairy legs, hairy men, hairy men’s appearance, hairy men’s confidence, hairy men’s dating, hairy men’s fashion, hairy men’s grooming, hairy men’s hygiene, hairy men’s self-esteem, hairy men’s style, hairy stomach, HairyManMC, Masculinity, smp

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5814
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4225
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Mythical Swords Crafted:	43
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

OMG so like, on this Minecraft server, we have the hairiest men you’ve ever seen! Like, they’re practically walking carpets, but in a totally sexy way. And get this, they all have magical powers that can turn dirt into diamonds and make creepers explode with confetti instead of blowing up your house. It’s like a hairy wizard party up in here! So if you’re into hairy men and epic Minecraft shenanigans, you gotta join our server ASAP. Plus, we have a secret underground disco room where the hairy men bust out their best dance moves. It’s lit, fam. Join now or forever miss out on the hairy magic!

StealMyLunchCraft

Boundaries, break room, coworker conflict, Etiquette, food ownership, food security, food sharing, food theft, Hunger, lunchroom, lunchtime, office, office culture, personal responsibility, SNACKS, social norms, stealing, StealMyLunchCraft, temptation, work, workplace behavior

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9554
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Farms Harvested:	271	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Are you tired of working with food thieves who steal your lunch from the office fridge? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from those sneaky snack stealers! Join us and build your own virtual fridge where no one can touch your precious snacks. Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret underground cafeteria where you can feast on unlimited virtual food without anyone stealing a bite. So come join us and say goodbye to lunchtime theft forever!

Secret Kidz Craft Fun

Accounts, children, Craft, digital age, digital footprint, digital platforms, Fun, hidden accounts, internet usage, Kidz, online behavior, online privacy, online safety, parents, Platforms, secret, secret accounts, social media, social media platforms, social-networking, tiktok, underage accounts, underage social media, underage users

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3346
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Star Shards Collected:	299
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Villages Defended:	13
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	22

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like TikTok for gamers, but wit way more creepers and zombies! We got kids sneakin’ on wit like 3.38 accounts, tryna hide from their parents like they hidin’ their secret stash of diamonds. And get dis, 6.3% of our players got secret accounts too, so u know it’s gonna be wild up in here! Join now and let’s get blocky together, fam!

Lumber Jacks 1.20.4

1.20.4, action, Anime, Asa Cutasa, Blood, chainsaw devil, chainsaw man, dark fantasy, demon hunter, Denji, Devil, Fujimoto Tatsuki, Horror, JACKS, Lumber, Makima, Makima’s control, Manga, mappa, Pochita, shonen jump, Supernatural, violence

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3107
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Emeralds Found:	4839	Falling into the Void:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Dimension Hops:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Mines Excavated:	1512
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Yo, listen up! This Minecraft server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire while battling fierce mobs that are actually secret agents from another dimension.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has custom plugins that will blow your mind and make you question whether you’re actually living in the Matrix.

So why wait? Join now and let’s embark on this epic journey together. Just remember to bring your tin foil hat, because things are about to get weird.

HandiCraft Minecraft Server

ACCUSATION, building, carpark, Dinner, Dispute, Evidence, Faded, Friends, handicap space, handicraft, Marking, Minecraft, mistake, misunderstanding, night, Parking, reserved parking, Restaurant, Server, Signage, Support, unmarked

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9681
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5113	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	286
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Last night I went out for a virtual dinner on our Minecraft server and when I logged in, I found a prime spot right by the spawn point. I joined my friend for some mining and crafting, but when it was time to log off, I was in for a surprise.

I returned to my virtual car to find three players waiting by it, one of them wielding a diamond sword. They asked if it was my car, and when I said yes, they accused me of parking in a handicap space. I told them there must be a mistake as there was no pixelated sign or block to indicate it was a handicap space.

To prove my point, I got in my virtual car and backed it up. If it was indeed a handicap space, then the pixelated painting on the ground had faded and was unrecognizable (especially in the dark caves of Minecraft). They replied that the spot had always been reserved parking, even before the server was used for building.

If it was clearly evident that it was a handicap space, I would certainly have never parked there, but come on, it’s Minecraft! Join our server for some crazy adventures and ridiculous parking disputes. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

SoloCraft: ByeHubbyBye

anxiety, Boundaries, ByeHubbyBye, Communication, Conflict Resolution, DEBT, Decision making, family, finances, Friends, INDEPENDENCE, long-term relationships, Marriage, passive aggressive, personal growth, relationships, self-care, solo travel, SoloCraft, travel, vacation

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	755
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8

Are you tired of dealing with a drama llama when it comes to traveling with your significant other? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for some virtual adventures without the stress of real-life travel drama.

On our server, you can explore exotic lands, build magnificent structures, and even fly without any anxiety whatsoever! No need to worry about passive-aggressive comments or last-minute cancellations – just pure, unadulterated fun.

Plus, our server is so affordable that even someone terrible with money can afford it! With no debt to accumulate and no need for spending money, you can focus on enjoying the virtual world without any financial stress.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave all your travel troubles behind. Who needs a vacation when you can have the ultimate adventure right at your fingertips?

BlockBustersCraft

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2190
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Potions Brewed:	48	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	134

Are creepers blowing up your dreams of building the ultimate castle? Are skeletons shooting down your aspirations of becoming a Minecraft master? Fear not, for our server is here to save the day! Join us and watch as your diamond pickaxe becomes a magic wand that grants you unlimited resources and power. Say goodbye to boring old survival mode and hello to a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and zombies break out into spontaneous musical numbers. Don’t let anything stop you from being successful on our server – except maybe the occasional accidental lava bath. Join now and start your epic journey to greatness!

MeloniCraft: No Greenland for Trump!

Alliance, BELIEF, cooperation, Diplomacy, force, Government, Greenland, international relations, italy, leadership, Meloni, MeloniCraft, messages, Négotiation, panama canal, Peacekeeping, Politics, strategy, trump, Ukraine, Visit

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1809
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Runes Activated:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

so liek, come join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got all da best stuff, like seriously, we got more diamonds than Italy has pasta! and if u join, u can be part of our secret mission to stop Trump from takin over Greenland and the Panama Canal with his army of creepers and zombies. we gotta build a giant wall around Ukraine to protect it from his evil plans, but don’t worry, we got plenty of TNT to blow up any bad guys that come our way. so grab ur pickaxe and come join us on this wild adventure, cuz together we can save the world, one block at a time!

AC-less Survival Land

ACless, air conditioning, air quality, Availability, climate change, emergency department, emergency preparedness, environmental health, environmental justice, exposure, health risks, healthcare disparities, Heat Waves, Land, lower income areas, Pollution, public health, respiratory conditions, respiratory health, respiratory illnesses, Survival, vulnerable populations, Wildfire smoke

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2699
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Buildings Constructed:	24
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

So, like, this server is LIT, literally! We got so much cool stuff going on, you won’t even believe it! Like, did you know that joining our server actually reduces your risk of getting wrecked by wildfire smoke? It’s true! Our virtual air conditioning system is so top-notch that you’ll be breathing easy while everyone else is coughing up a lung. Plus, our emergency department is always open for all your respiratory condition needs. So come on over and join us, because staying cool and healthy has never been so fun!

Servergopsdd Minecraft server

Adventure, banner, Community, Cool, Creative, Fun, Gaming, kind admins, Lazy, Minecraft, Mini Games, Mods, multiplayer, PvP, Server, server description, Servergopsdd, Survival

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9138
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Holy Grails Found:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Runes Activated:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Gods Slained:	1

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