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  • BedrockBae – Minecraft SMP

    BedrockBae – Minecraft SMP

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    Yo, listen up fam, I gotta tell you about this lit Minecraft SMP server that you absolutely HAVE to join, like ASAP. Bro, let me tell you, this server is like the holy grail of Minecraft servers. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me hit you with some reasons that will blow your mind.

    First off, the admins on this server are like Minecraft gods, they can literally make diamonds rain from the sky and turn creepers into cute little puppies. It’s insane, bro. And the players on this server? Let me tell you, they are the most epic gamers you will ever meet. They can build massive castles in like 5 minutes and defeat the Ender Dragon with their eyes closed.

    But wait, there’s more. The economy on this server is so wild, you can buy a stack of diamonds for just one dirt block. I know, it sounds crazy, but it’s true. And the events they have? Bro, they once had a PvP tournament where the winner got a real-life llama delivered to their doorstep. I’m not even kidding.

    So, if you want to experience the most epic, insane, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP server of all time, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll discover the secret to being good in bed while you’re at it. Just saying.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CraftyCraftServer

    CraftyCraftServer

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old skills and rules? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to learn NSFW skills like building giant phallic structures, mastering the art of pixelated twerking, and crafting inappropriate memes out of blocks. Our community is full of wild and wacky players who are always up for a good time. So come on over and unleash your inner naughty Minecraft master on our outrageous server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • AntCentaursRUs

    AntCentaursRUs

    New Minecraft Servers

    HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE BONKERS THAN A MONKEY ON A POGO STICK? WELL, DO I HAVE THE SERVER FOR YOU!

    IMAGINE THIS: YOU’RE WANDERING THROUGH THE PIXELATED LANDSCAPE, MINDING YOUR OWN BUSINESS, WHEN SUDDENLY A PACK OF ZOMBIE LLAMAS COME GALLOPING TOWARDS YOU. BUT DON’T WORRY, BECAUSE YOU’VE GOT A PET CACTUS THAT SHOOTS LASER BEAMS FROM ITS SPIKES!

    AND THAT’S NOT ALL, FOLKS! OUR SERVER IS HOME TO THE LEGENDARY PIGMAN WIZARD WHO CAN TURN YOUR DIAMOND SWORD INTO A BANANA SPLIT WITH JUST A FLICK OF HIS WAND.

    PLUS, WE’VE GOT A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO THROW RAVES EVERY NIGHT. AND TRUST ME, YOU HAVEN’T LIVED UNTIL YOU’VE SEEN A MERMAID DO THE MACARENA.

    SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER TODAY AND EXPERIENCE A MINECRAFT ADVENTURE LIKE NO OTHER. AND REMEMBER, NO ONE EVER TALKS ABOUT HOW WEIRD IT IS THAT CENTAURS HAVE THE SAME NUMBER OF LIMBS AS AN ANT.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • The Crew Minecraft: Where You Can Roleplay as a Potato and Fight Modded Vanilla Zombie PVE Whitelisted Adventures in 1.20.1

    The Crew Minecraft: Where You Can Roleplay as a Potato and Fight Modded Vanilla Zombie PVE Whitelisted Adventures in 1.20.1

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    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Minecraft Server
    Duration 2 years
    Mods Create mod and handpicked mods
    Community Active player base promoting creativity and collaboration

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? Join our discord channel and apply for whitelist.
    What is the main focus of the server? Encouraging creativity, collaboration, and building remarkable creations.
    Are there specific rules for building? Yes, minor rules and regulations set by the Homeowners Association to enhance the aesthetic of the server.
    Can I create my own town on the server? Yes, players are free to establish their own towns.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • BagCraft Server – #5568

    BagCraft Server – #5568

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be!

    Join us for epic battles against the Fury of Set, where you’ll need special armor to survive. And don’t forget about the Joint Firing Drill where defense is key – unless you want to be overrun by creepers!

    But wait, there’s more! Take part in the Hyakkiyako Lantern Festival Tour Guide Mission and learn the ancient art of balancing Schale’s books with the General Student Council. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even encounter a Kurokage in elastic armor – talk about a fashion statement!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • FloatersMC – The cure for boring Minecraft servers!

    FloatersMC – The cure for boring Minecraft servers!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing scarier than a creeper is a never-ending case of vaxxed-up warts! Our server was born out of a desperate need for distraction after a questionable vaccination experience, and let’s just say things got a little out of hand.

    But fear not, fellow player! Join our server and you’ll find a community of wart-ridden warriors who have banded together to fight off these pesky growths in the most epic way possible – by building giant wart-shaped monuments and battling it out in wart-themed PvP arenas.

    So if you’re looking for a non-surgical solution to your wart problem, look no further than our Minecraft server. Who needs a dermatologist when you have a diamond sword and a potion of wart removal? Join us today and let’s wart our way to victory!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • ScabiesSquirrelFeederCraft

    ScabiesSquirrelFeederCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all creatures big and small! Join us for a wild adventure filled with bird watching, squirrel feeding, and even some questionable fungal infections!

    Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring quests and repetitive gameplay? Well, look no further! On our server, you can witness the drama unfold as one player’s neighbor accuses them of trying to give her scabies through squirrel mange. It’s like a soap opera, but with pixelated animals!

    But wait, there’s more! Join us as we feed squirrels coconut oil and coconut chunks to help them regrow their hair. Who knew that virtual squirrel grooming could be so entertaining? Plus, our landlord couldn’t care less about your animal-watching antics, so you’re free to let your wildlife-loving flag fly high!

    So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even spot a squirrel with a coconut oil-infused mane! Join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • StinkyDelightMC

    StinkyDelightMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that smell like a musty basement? Well, come join our server where the scent of rotten eggs is considered a fragrant delight! We promise, you won’t find another server that smells quite like ours. Plus, rumor has it that the stench actually gives you superpowers in-game. So why wait? Join now and embrace the stink!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • AgelessCraft

    AgelessCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the cha cha slide. u ever seen a chicken ride a rollercoaster? well, u will on this server, fam.

    we got a secret underground disco party where the zombies and skeletons drop sick beats and do the electric slide. and don’t even get me started on the llamas that spit fireballs, it’s lit, bruh.

    oh, and did i mention we have a giant diamond castle where u can chill with the ender dragon and play poker with the creepers? yeah, it’s wild, man.

    so, like, stop adding halfs to ur age and come join the party on this server. it’s gonna be off the chain, yo.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP